Right peeps!

This week i am mostly being, assertive, professional, high flying? business woman!
I kid you not, I'm so wired.....you'd think i'd been snorting Daz.

The thing is you see, the fooking taxman is now taking most of my not so hard earned cash, down to new car and also the fact i didn't pay tax on my fuel benefit last year, so basically i need to earn a good amount of commission every month, to be able to live comfortably without dipping into my savings or..........cough splutter Andy moving in and we go halves on all the bills! ponder ponder!

So Monday, i made the decision to do work in-between blogging, daydreaming, emailing all my friends and shopping.
Which is quite difficult, when you work here.......i am not exaggerating now, my "boss" is wearing a swag England hat, has woken up from sunbathing in the car park in a slightly mischievous mood and taken the handbrake off Mark's car and has pushed it about 20yrds, came in the office screaming "someone's nicking your car".

The other 3 boys in the office are discussing what would tempt them "not" to watch the match on Saturday, b.j's from Kelly Brooke and a golf match with Tiger Woods are both in the running.

Oooh Andy just phoned (speaking of sports addicts), to see if i'll get him some travel insurance as he hasn't had time..........NO I'm busy and important at my job, plus my car is in the garage (recalled all C4's, summert to do with the airbag), so i'll have to walk to the post office............oh go on then!...........the things you do for love!

Anyhow, my week......as a professional business woman...tee hee!
Monday did the usual in the evening.......but so much nicer when the sun is shining, so i watered the garden in my p.j's, let the cats play out until the 9pm, had scampi and chips, then big chats with Sam after BB, was so hyper, stayed up very late, read in bed and didn't switch the bedside lamp off till well after 1am.

Happy, smiley and motivated all day Tuesday, i was a woman on a mission........Matt talked me through how to email all my contacts, making it look like i'd only sent the mail to them, 2hrs and 520 emails later (yes i know i sent one to every person in my address book including all my mates, but i couldn't be assed to filter them), still had v.funny replies from a few, Helen wanting to sell Gilly and Sophie for 79p each, people suggesting i was on glue or drugs, funniest was 3 bellies, offering me surplus crap boyfriend,her spare tyres,the dirty dishes from the sink and the word Mug from her forehead! all for a bargain price of......well open to any offers really!

Didn't stop all day, got a few BBQ bits at lunch and Steven some birthday shorts for his holidays at lunch, then worked like a trogon all afternoon, I'm dizzy with all the stock I've been inundated with and am taking a break to blog and save my sanity.

Yesterday evening i was still wizzing my tits off, sorted spare table, chairs, watered garden, then got all BBQ grub ready, Burgers, Sausage, Lamb shish kebabs, lamb chops, hickory smoked steaks, Chinese chicken, salads.. ooh allsorts!
Then realised i had nothing in for tea, ate a birds eye chicken curry, which tasted like chip shop curry sauce, bleuk!
Sided washing from airer, watched EE, Holby, BB and double Lost till midnight, was still wide eyed so read till 1am.

Have not calmed down one iota today, hi-per-ac-tiv!!!!! I'll be so worn out i'll be ready for my jollies.
Rest of the weeks plans?
Tonight, we're having an exclusive BBQ, with the chosen few.........I'm in charge of the cheese slices (it's a much safer cheese).
No plans tomorrow.
Friday, Clare's birthday night out at the Jongleurs.
Football Saturday.
Steven's birthday Sunday.
HOLIDAYS Monday...........yippee!

Marlene is replacement cat-sitting (how cute is my Mum), and is to stay at the cottages for the week, having an ikkle holiday away from Jim..........reight do!