Mad men and traffic jams

Monday ......was an okay day at work, i got stuck beside a complete mad man in the bank.......he stank, hadn't had a wash in god knows how long, had black bushy ear hair and was shouting and carrying on, he squared up to me and started ranting about having a man in to wallpaper his flat, but the funniest thing was he had the bottom 1/2 of a walking stick, sellotaped to a dyson vacuum cleaner handle.
As usual the working day was quite unproductive, bank, accountants, post office, blogging (had an email from Sarah , who'd forgotten to get up for work)..........couldn't wait to get home at t.time! twas not to be, got stuck on the M62......jctn 26 closed..........brilliant, so everyone wanting to get off at chainbar had to get off at the showcase, called at Mothers...she was at the hospital t.bar doing her unpaid job..struth!
By this time i thought my head was going to explode, 1 1/2hrs later i arrived home, jack lacquered.
Started panicking if DP needed to use my loo, so after my bath, cleaned all bathroom, muddy pawprints off stair carpet, then made cauli, broccoli, jacket spud, sausage, liver and onions.
Then decided to make a massive wok of chilli con carne, put some in fridge for last night and 4 portions in the freezer!
Was still washing bloody pans up at 11pm, bed to read and was sparko at 12.30.

Tuesday a.m..............another crash on the motorway so didn't get to work till 9.40am.
The day went a little down hill from then on, managed to break the ladies loo, by snapping something in the cistern when putting a blue block in........oops!
Went to the white rose at lunch, i need some more brown trousers as mine have a hole in, every Next in Leeds has sold out of my size.
Bought a clock and fetched Leigh's lunch as he has no legs.
In the afternoon, i got caught in that torrential rain in the centre of town, all the roads were flooded.......all i could think was "what about my patio"?
Called for a double 6mins sun bed on the way home (in the dark, you can only see me by the whites of my eyes now).
By the time Dave and Andy arrived in the evening it had stopped, hooray!!
So the Porraitt men set too, it only took an hour and a half..........yippee! although Dave did have to go home twice for extra sand and more flags.
He knew exactly what he was doing though and has done a Stirling job, off he toddled pleased as punch, me and AP watched life of grime and traffic cops, i had chilli and burnt rice...........too busy watching the builders in back yard instead of my pan!
Andy left at 10 and i washed up and watched double Lost.
Bed and read till 12.30...........straight out.

Wednesday, that would be today! had not set my alarm button correctly, so was 8.35am when it went off.........Haaahahha! what a lie-in?
Same old at work today, Matt and Rich emails flying about.
Bank, accountants, have sorted out plumber fixing my carsie, also have nipped and got my lunch already before they run out of chicken fajitas!
David isn't in too mad a mood,(he tipped a tub of handcream on Leighs head yesterday), hopefully the day will pass quick, need to get all my commission in for the wages...tee hee!
Rest of the week, weekends plans?

Need to call at Mum's tonight, not been for so long..........feel v.bad!
Tomorrow Andy is either bowling or at cricket practice, then he's coming up after, i might put some grass seed down depending on the weather.
Friday we are off to the flicks (silent Hill or The Davinci code?, not the UCI though as he can't behave) then for a few pints after.
Then Saturday........i am to be Matty S's wife for the 3rd time running.......my oh my!
I'm having a number 37 and egg fried rice.