I am a dull fooker
I'm going to be doing some weeing in bins tonight to compensate!
Tuesday...after the bank holiday was a quiet one. Work was good, i went into town at lunch, took some jeans back and was looking for new clobber for my holidays, as my wardrobe isn't bursting with new clothes and shoes.
Did jack shit in the evening, fooking sunbeds were closed as Nic is on holiday, so fired home and dismantled the demic patio heater and loaded it in the carboot, had some more of my birthday liver, on it's own raw for tea...not really!
OOh it warra boring night, EE, Holby, BB, Max and Paddy, bed and finished my book.
Wednesday...threw the heater in works skip, i was very tired all day, after rubbish nights kip. Called at Readmans and purchased brand spanking new heater, David went out in the afternoon, so assembled it in the office in works time...reight do!
Hooked it up to the gas once home, pottered and had a t.v dinner as couldn't be assed to cook, oh my god M&S sweet and sour chicken, spring rolls, egg fried rice and prawn crackers...it's the future i've tasted it.
Ate my body weight in chocolate biscuits afterwards as due on and allowed to, Andy stared agog at how little self respect i have and is secretly planning to chuck me before i start baring my flesh in France.
Watched the box all night, was cross as i'd watched DHW's on Sunday, so nowt to watch at 10pm, started new book Sam got me for my Bday......v.good!
Thursday...Have been bored at work this week, emailed MJ and Sarah who's not been seen or heard for donkeys years, poor Sarah and her studying.
Bought a couple of t.shirts and 2 sunhats in Next and some supplies from Morrison's, the funniest thing in the world happened yesterday afternoon.
This woman from Bedford phoned us to say that a "blue lighter" had blown up in her husbands face when he was trying to refill it and it had singed all his fringe and burnt his hand, she didn't know what make it was or where it was purchased as it used to be her Dad's, but what were we going to do about it? she was threatening to Sue.............i can't remember when i last laughed so hard.
Not the fact that her Husband was hurt, but by all accounts, she'd phoned 118118 asked for manufacturers of lighters and GOT OUR NUMBER......WTF?
Leigh had her on loud speaker, she was f*ing and blinding, Paul locked himself in the back room and i cried all my mascara off.
Home, sunbeds shut...again!! took bin out, sided all clothes from airer, changed bedding again.....fooking cat hair! did howge pile of ironing, resisted the temptation to get my case out and start putting things in like a sad feck, bath, shaved bits, fake tanned and by the time i'd eaten my salmon and steamed veg it was 8.50pm, oh me the night is over.......well BB, book and bed, slept a good 8hrs and feel marvellous this morning!
Lovely sunny day today, am in high spirits as it's the weekend and only 10 days to my jollies.
Leaving work at 4pm to go for my hair doing (having foils with all different blonds and am pooing it, AP has been instructed to say it looks lovely whatever!) so we're off out tonight as not forking out £60 to sit inside with expensive hairdo...........other than that no weekend plans..........hurrah! just the way i like it.
Seazer to go..........we want Richard, we want Richard!
Tuesday...after the bank holiday was a quiet one. Work was good, i went into town at lunch, took some jeans back and was looking for new clobber for my holidays, as my wardrobe isn't bursting with new clothes and shoes.
Did jack shit in the evening, fooking sunbeds were closed as Nic is on holiday, so fired home and dismantled the demic patio heater and loaded it in the carboot, had some more of my birthday liver, on it's own raw for tea...not really!
OOh it warra boring night, EE, Holby, BB, Max and Paddy, bed and finished my book.
Wednesday...threw the heater in works skip, i was very tired all day, after rubbish nights kip. Called at Readmans and purchased brand spanking new heater, David went out in the afternoon, so assembled it in the office in works time...reight do!
Hooked it up to the gas once home, pottered and had a t.v dinner as couldn't be assed to cook, oh my god M&S sweet and sour chicken, spring rolls, egg fried rice and prawn crackers...it's the future i've tasted it.
Ate my body weight in chocolate biscuits afterwards as due on and allowed to, Andy stared agog at how little self respect i have and is secretly planning to chuck me before i start baring my flesh in France.
Watched the box all night, was cross as i'd watched DHW's on Sunday, so nowt to watch at 10pm, started new book Sam got me for my Bday......v.good!
Thursday...Have been bored at work this week, emailed MJ and Sarah who's not been seen or heard for donkeys years, poor Sarah and her studying.
Bought a couple of t.shirts and 2 sunhats in Next and some supplies from Morrison's, the funniest thing in the world happened yesterday afternoon.
This woman from Bedford phoned us to say that a "blue lighter" had blown up in her husbands face when he was trying to refill it and it had singed all his fringe and burnt his hand, she didn't know what make it was or where it was purchased as it used to be her Dad's, but what were we going to do about it? she was threatening to Sue.............i can't remember when i last laughed so hard.
Not the fact that her Husband was hurt, but by all accounts, she'd phoned 118118 asked for manufacturers of lighters and GOT OUR NUMBER......WTF?
Leigh had her on loud speaker, she was f*ing and blinding, Paul locked himself in the back room and i cried all my mascara off.
Home, sunbeds shut...again!! took bin out, sided all clothes from airer, changed bedding again.....fooking cat hair! did howge pile of ironing, resisted the temptation to get my case out and start putting things in like a sad feck, bath, shaved bits, fake tanned and by the time i'd eaten my salmon and steamed veg it was 8.50pm, oh me the night is over.......well BB, book and bed, slept a good 8hrs and feel marvellous this morning!
Lovely sunny day today, am in high spirits as it's the weekend and only 10 days to my jollies.
Leaving work at 4pm to go for my hair doing (having foils with all different blonds and am pooing it, AP has been instructed to say it looks lovely whatever!) so we're off out tonight as not forking out £60 to sit inside with expensive hairdo...........other than that no weekend plans..........hurrah! just the way i like it.
Seazer to go..........we want Richard, we want Richard!
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