What a weekend!
Well after not blogging for 2 weeks because Karen blogged all the interesting stuff already, its time for me to blog again.
I was looking forward to a night in on Thursday but I got an email from Kev asking me if I was off to Churchills and then I got a phone call from Andrew asking if I’d come out. So I ended up out at about 7pm. It was an OK night. Andrew chatted up some ugly fat guy and got nowhere and I steadily got drunker and drunker. We went to Cruz but didn’t stay long. Andrew was off to the sauna as he was off on leave and wanted to make the most of his time off so off he scooted and home I went. I had a merry old nap for 5 hours till I was woken by Andrew on his way home from the Sauna at 7.50 – the cunt. He has no concept of when he should or shouldn’t come round or ring. All he thinks about is himself. Anyway I’d have had to get up at 8am so I only lost out on ten minutes sleep.
He wanted to go to London to go to a club, XXL – I’ll leave that to your imagination, but in the end decided that he was better off not doing as he didn’t have that much money and so it would be better not to go.
Anyhew, the day was OK and I went out on Friday night with Michelle. Met her at the Sandbar and drank with her work friends including Steve who was very nice looking. Me and Alan and Michelle went into town and had a drink at Yates and met up with Natalie, Michelle’s sister whose 20th birthday it was – and her fit half Greek new boyfriend who looked just like Chris Cylwik. We then went to Baa Bar where we drank bottles and cheap shooters until shortly after 11 when everyone had to go home. I let Alan walk Michelle to the station and I rang Andrew. We had one in Company Bar and then one in Churchills and then went to Cruz. Andrew wanted to go to London again so I said I’d go too. I wanted to go home and get some sleep and get some washing and ironing to do but he wanted to stay in Cruz and then go to a Sauna and since he is the most self centred person I know and so we went to the Sauna and got no sleep. We left the sauna at 6am and went to his and got some stuff, went to mine and got some more stuff and got a coach to London.
We both slept a bit but the coach was rubbish and it took 6 hours to get to London and so didn’t get there till 2pm. We made our way to Soho, I looked for Cute Little Matt but he wasn’t at work so I texted him. We had a drink in the King’s Arms (which is a bear pub) but it was quiet, then Rupert Street but he didn’t like it. I like it. Then we went to Compton’s which is a bit bearish but we didn’t stay too long there as one of Andrew’s weird friends Stuart was there being a bit weird (telling us about the men he “used”). Then I mentioned having my haircut and he seemed keen to have his cut so we went to the place I used to go to get my haircut. The barber was very forward – asking Andrew if he was gay or straight, asking which his favourite position was, then asking me if I was his boyfriend and then asking if I gave it to him and whether I’d ever “made love to a lady”. It was all very strange.
Anyway we had nice haircuts and had another drink in Bar Aquda, and another in Compton’s. Cute Li’l Matt then rang me so I left Andrew and met up with CLM for 45 minutes. It was lovely to see him as I’d not seen him for 10 months, but I had to go as Andrew had found out that we needed to be at XXL at 10 or 10.30 as we weren’t members and may have to queue a while, anyway before I went he gave he half a Viagra which he said would have helped me to have a better time. So we met up and got a tube to London Bridge. I had a very vague idea where it was (near Southark Bridge Road) but Andrew was convinced it was somewhere between London Bridge and Tower Bridge (i.e. the opposite direction), so we walked from L Bridge halfway to T Bridge and then back to L Bridge and then all the way to T Bridge and then all the way back to L Bridge at which point Andrew realised that he’d been aiming in the wrong direction and I was right.
So we got to XXL at almost 11pm. I had sobered up by this point and was popping Pro Plus as it was now 39 hours since I’d slept. Anyway, as we were in XXL, Andrew disappeared almost instantly and hooked up with the fattest man in the whole place – called Warren incidentally – not very nice looking but he doesn’t seem to care 1 iota about anything other than size which isn’t a good ego thing for me.
I was accosted by a nice cute guy but Stuart from Comptons came along and started chatting to me and scared the nice cute boy off which was a shame. I spent the next 3 hours bored out of my tits but as I got pissed I had a better time. I bumped into a sexy shaven headed muscleboy from Manchester who said he’d seen me about a few times. Anyway I had a nice time with him which was good. And a bit later on I ended up having a nice time with a couple – I can’t remember the last time I had a 3 way kiss and we had a real daisy chain which was fun too!! I finished the night chatting to a posh statistician called Ian about Higher Education, oral sex and all sorts. He was very nice but I don’t know if I was giving off vibes or if he was but nothing happened between us despite him being nice.
Anyhew, Andrew had gone at 2.30am but the plan was that we’d go to Chariot’s Sauna unless I pulled. Andrew had no intention of going home with anyone as he wouldn’t know where he was but I would have done and if I had the other plan was to turn up at the coach station at 4pm on Sunday but as I hadn’t I went to the sauna. Chariot’s is massive so I jumped into the second Jacuzzi and stayed there for 3 hours, assuming that Andrew would wander about and see me. Anyway he didn’t and so when I finally got up and wandered round when they were cleaning the Jacuzzi I found Andrew. He was worried about me but obviously not so worried that he perhaps should look for me.
We were both very tired and Andrew wanted to sleep but I convinced him to get an earlier coach so we left the sauna, got something to eat, got a bus to Victoria, changed our tickets and hung about for an hour for our new coach at 11am.
We both sort of slept on the coach but it wasn’t good quality sleep. I got home at just 4pm and fell asleep in front of the telly and went to bed at 6pm and slept like a log, only to be woken by Andrew at 3.30 wanting me to lend him £12. I was mightily pissed off and really couldn't believe he was wanting me to get up and get dressed so I told him he could have the tenner I had or he could go swivel so he came round and took what I had and I went back to sleep for another six and a half hours, getting up at 10.30am.
Yesterday I did nothing other than watch TV and sleep in front of the TV and eat.
Wish I’d have done something domestic as I am away for 2 days tomorrow which means I have loads of washing and ironing to do tonight!!
I was looking forward to a night in on Thursday but I got an email from Kev asking me if I was off to Churchills and then I got a phone call from Andrew asking if I’d come out. So I ended up out at about 7pm. It was an OK night. Andrew chatted up some ugly fat guy and got nowhere and I steadily got drunker and drunker. We went to Cruz but didn’t stay long. Andrew was off to the sauna as he was off on leave and wanted to make the most of his time off so off he scooted and home I went. I had a merry old nap for 5 hours till I was woken by Andrew on his way home from the Sauna at 7.50 – the cunt. He has no concept of when he should or shouldn’t come round or ring. All he thinks about is himself. Anyway I’d have had to get up at 8am so I only lost out on ten minutes sleep.
He wanted to go to London to go to a club, XXL – I’ll leave that to your imagination, but in the end decided that he was better off not doing as he didn’t have that much money and so it would be better not to go.
Anyhew, the day was OK and I went out on Friday night with Michelle. Met her at the Sandbar and drank with her work friends including Steve who was very nice looking. Me and Alan and Michelle went into town and had a drink at Yates and met up with Natalie, Michelle’s sister whose 20th birthday it was – and her fit half Greek new boyfriend who looked just like Chris Cylwik. We then went to Baa Bar where we drank bottles and cheap shooters until shortly after 11 when everyone had to go home. I let Alan walk Michelle to the station and I rang Andrew. We had one in Company Bar and then one in Churchills and then went to Cruz. Andrew wanted to go to London again so I said I’d go too. I wanted to go home and get some sleep and get some washing and ironing to do but he wanted to stay in Cruz and then go to a Sauna and since he is the most self centred person I know and so we went to the Sauna and got no sleep. We left the sauna at 6am and went to his and got some stuff, went to mine and got some more stuff and got a coach to London.
We both slept a bit but the coach was rubbish and it took 6 hours to get to London and so didn’t get there till 2pm. We made our way to Soho, I looked for Cute Little Matt but he wasn’t at work so I texted him. We had a drink in the King’s Arms (which is a bear pub) but it was quiet, then Rupert Street but he didn’t like it. I like it. Then we went to Compton’s which is a bit bearish but we didn’t stay too long there as one of Andrew’s weird friends Stuart was there being a bit weird (telling us about the men he “used”). Then I mentioned having my haircut and he seemed keen to have his cut so we went to the place I used to go to get my haircut. The barber was very forward – asking Andrew if he was gay or straight, asking which his favourite position was, then asking me if I was his boyfriend and then asking if I gave it to him and whether I’d ever “made love to a lady”. It was all very strange.
Anyway we had nice haircuts and had another drink in Bar Aquda, and another in Compton’s. Cute Li’l Matt then rang me so I left Andrew and met up with CLM for 45 minutes. It was lovely to see him as I’d not seen him for 10 months, but I had to go as Andrew had found out that we needed to be at XXL at 10 or 10.30 as we weren’t members and may have to queue a while, anyway before I went he gave he half a Viagra which he said would have helped me to have a better time. So we met up and got a tube to London Bridge. I had a very vague idea where it was (near Southark Bridge Road) but Andrew was convinced it was somewhere between London Bridge and Tower Bridge (i.e. the opposite direction), so we walked from L Bridge halfway to T Bridge and then back to L Bridge and then all the way to T Bridge and then all the way back to L Bridge at which point Andrew realised that he’d been aiming in the wrong direction and I was right.
So we got to XXL at almost 11pm. I had sobered up by this point and was popping Pro Plus as it was now 39 hours since I’d slept. Anyway, as we were in XXL, Andrew disappeared almost instantly and hooked up with the fattest man in the whole place – called Warren incidentally – not very nice looking but he doesn’t seem to care 1 iota about anything other than size which isn’t a good ego thing for me.
I was accosted by a nice cute guy but Stuart from Comptons came along and started chatting to me and scared the nice cute boy off which was a shame. I spent the next 3 hours bored out of my tits but as I got pissed I had a better time. I bumped into a sexy shaven headed muscleboy from Manchester who said he’d seen me about a few times. Anyway I had a nice time with him which was good. And a bit later on I ended up having a nice time with a couple – I can’t remember the last time I had a 3 way kiss and we had a real daisy chain which was fun too!! I finished the night chatting to a posh statistician called Ian about Higher Education, oral sex and all sorts. He was very nice but I don’t know if I was giving off vibes or if he was but nothing happened between us despite him being nice.
Anyhew, Andrew had gone at 2.30am but the plan was that we’d go to Chariot’s Sauna unless I pulled. Andrew had no intention of going home with anyone as he wouldn’t know where he was but I would have done and if I had the other plan was to turn up at the coach station at 4pm on Sunday but as I hadn’t I went to the sauna. Chariot’s is massive so I jumped into the second Jacuzzi and stayed there for 3 hours, assuming that Andrew would wander about and see me. Anyway he didn’t and so when I finally got up and wandered round when they were cleaning the Jacuzzi I found Andrew. He was worried about me but obviously not so worried that he perhaps should look for me.
We were both very tired and Andrew wanted to sleep but I convinced him to get an earlier coach so we left the sauna, got something to eat, got a bus to Victoria, changed our tickets and hung about for an hour for our new coach at 11am.
We both sort of slept on the coach but it wasn’t good quality sleep. I got home at just 4pm and fell asleep in front of the telly and went to bed at 6pm and slept like a log, only to be woken by Andrew at 3.30 wanting me to lend him £12. I was mightily pissed off and really couldn't believe he was wanting me to get up and get dressed so I told him he could have the tenner I had or he could go swivel so he came round and took what I had and I went back to sleep for another six and a half hours, getting up at 10.30am.
Yesterday I did nothing other than watch TV and sleep in front of the TV and eat.
Wish I’d have done something domestic as I am away for 2 days tomorrow which means I have loads of washing and ironing to do tonight!!
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