Pollen
At the ripe old age of..cough splutter... I've just started getting fucking hayfever, i can't get my breath!
I woke up this morning with stinging eyes and a runny nose, I'm not happy at all about this!
Ooh i was a busy bee though last night, as you know i was all fired up with good intentions of gardening and such if i'd blobbed work.
Decided to do the lot when i got home at t.time anyway, what a fooking nobba!
6pm i had the lawn mower out (hence snivelling, running nosed, red eyed bloodhound), this is after i'd done a little war dance after knocking down a wasps nest in the shed with a broom handle........aahh!
So cut all grass, washed patio furniture and started to water garden, Steven phoned and invited himself up for tea, he finished watering the garden, while i dusted every surface in the living room.
I was a woman on a mission........we couldn't agree on what to eat, i didn't want pasta, he didn't want liver (tut, Matt bought me that), so he fetched a special mixed starter and a special in OK sauce, with egg flied lice from the rat kitchen, while i put parasol up and laid out plates and forks.
We chatted a while, then went inside where he watched Will and Grace until his allergies against the cats started, meanwhile i was wading my way through the biggest pile of ironing ever known to man..........maybe not! (the only thing i hate about summer, crumpled cotton clothes.......bring back woolly jumpers).
Sided all in wardrobes, then shifted all clothes from airer away and spruced up spare room, Stevie left.......i fell into the bath with crippling backache, it was 9.50pm by this time, shot downstairs and cooked sausage, liver and onions for tonight as i'd already defrosted it, then plonked on the sofa just in time for DHW's, collapsed into bed at 11pm and read brill book till the midnight.
Feel top o' the morning today, really got the spring cleaning bug, have vacced all office, mopped loos, I've even started bleaching the t.spoons............help!
The Jews think I'm mad lady.
Saying all that they're noone here, Leigh is in Mancs buying, Paul in Liverpool selling, David's golfing, Mark at the dentist, Huggy's blobbed all week, Mick's out with his pigeons, Brazil's fucked off..I've just got back from lunch, with sushi, hand cream, linen skirt, 40litres of bark, diet coke, fox's glacier mints and some vest top pyjamas......quite a mixed bag!!!
I woke up this morning with stinging eyes and a runny nose, I'm not happy at all about this!
Ooh i was a busy bee though last night, as you know i was all fired up with good intentions of gardening and such if i'd blobbed work.
Decided to do the lot when i got home at t.time anyway, what a fooking nobba!
6pm i had the lawn mower out (hence snivelling, running nosed, red eyed bloodhound), this is after i'd done a little war dance after knocking down a wasps nest in the shed with a broom handle........aahh!
So cut all grass, washed patio furniture and started to water garden, Steven phoned and invited himself up for tea, he finished watering the garden, while i dusted every surface in the living room.
I was a woman on a mission........we couldn't agree on what to eat, i didn't want pasta, he didn't want liver (tut, Matt bought me that), so he fetched a special mixed starter and a special in OK sauce, with egg flied lice from the rat kitchen, while i put parasol up and laid out plates and forks.
We chatted a while, then went inside where he watched Will and Grace until his allergies against the cats started, meanwhile i was wading my way through the biggest pile of ironing ever known to man..........maybe not! (the only thing i hate about summer, crumpled cotton clothes.......bring back woolly jumpers).
Sided all in wardrobes, then shifted all clothes from airer away and spruced up spare room, Stevie left.......i fell into the bath with crippling backache, it was 9.50pm by this time, shot downstairs and cooked sausage, liver and onions for tonight as i'd already defrosted it, then plonked on the sofa just in time for DHW's, collapsed into bed at 11pm and read brill book till the midnight.
Feel top o' the morning today, really got the spring cleaning bug, have vacced all office, mopped loos, I've even started bleaching the t.spoons............help!
The Jews think I'm mad lady.
Saying all that they're noone here, Leigh is in Mancs buying, Paul in Liverpool selling, David's golfing, Mark at the dentist, Huggy's blobbed all week, Mick's out with his pigeons, Brazil's fucked off..I've just got back from lunch, with sushi, hand cream, linen skirt, 40litres of bark, diet coke, fox's glacier mints and some vest top pyjamas......quite a mixed bag!!!

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