Spring bank
Ooh it's been a busy one, a bit of a mixed bag too.
Thursday, Andy came up again in his cricket whites (i'm sure he just comes in fancy dress to entertain me and hadn't actually been at practice), there was nothing on t.v till 9pm so we had to erm, entertain ourselves. Watched BB (ace), read in bed and had an early night.
Friday was a really good day, was up with the larks and in Tesco buying wine at 8.30am before work.
Andy, Ruth, Mark, Dean, Rach and Megan all came for tea at 7.30ish.....it wasn't a very elaborate meal down to fussy eaters, so we had breaded chicken pieces and mushrooms, wedges, dips, salad and stuff followed by chocolate roll and cream.
Megan is like a bulldozer, my she can eat.....she stole the show, the little cutie!
Ruth wanted to sit outside as she's allergic to my cats, we lit the patio heater, i nipped to the loo and by the time i got back, it had burst into flames and now doesn't work.........oh me!
Andy wasn't drinking and left earlyish to get his shut eye, Dean and co departed at midnight, leaving us lush's to it.
I fell into bed at 2.30am after clearing up, it's a lot of work having people round you know, much tidier and cheaper to gan down boozer!
Saturday i did nothing in the day, died my hair and read magazines, had a snooze after tea as i was exhausted after all the activity. Phoned Tina to see if she was playing out but she was on shifts and at kip, met Ruth, Spug, Mark and Reiley in spoons at 8.30pm, luckily tango Danny and Tracy who fights men and is trying to cut down on booze as she is knocked up, came to sit with me as the other 4 were on the quiz machine.
Andy arrived at 9.15pm, yippee! with Woz, Deano, Carl, JP, Caroline, Clare and Nichola, we had 2 more, then all traipsed round to the Rose and Crown, which was mint, good music, nice atmosphere, a right laugh.
I got lumbered with mad Julia who fancies Deano, who i know from my DW days, he'd promised to take her to watch city while bevied, she'd bought new jeans and boots, then he stood her up. The brute!
Anyhow it was an ace night, AP was drunk and maudling, me, him and Caz were the last men standing and all shared a cab at 12.30 ish.
Home to jog and sleep.
Sunday i didn't rise until 1pm.. after more jogging, Andy din't get up until 1/4 to 2 AND i wanted to wash the bedding, we were a tad shabby after Saturday's excess's and had approximately 2hrs to recover before we started drinking again at Katie's (hiya Karen) BBQ, ran him home where he promptly threw up all over the bathroom, i shovelled a half hearted breakfast down, did a white wash and showered, ready in jeans, boots and cardie, walked to Gill and Dave's, then mosied to the Rogers/Jackson abode and stared agog at all the girls, shivering like fook in their strappy sandles (perfectly pedicured toe-nails) skirts and skinny tops, all huddled together talking about gel overlays.
Now i must admit, Deano and Woz were pissed as farts and highly amusing, it wasn't a bad day, the fodder was top, it was a free afternoon out, but on the downside, i've no history with these people, hardly anything (but drink) in common with the girls, what tipped it over the edge was all the fooking dogs wreaking havoc, then the spliffing and the poker playing started, we'd all (apart from Turner and Nic) eaten hash cake which was fair do's, but the stench of the reefers was unreal.
All the boys were in the kitchen playing cards, Andy came out after 1/2hr.. looking a bit green round the gills, yippee! you feel sick, great, that's really good news, can we go home now? we'll just catch BB and Lost and DHW's and we can sit inside on sofas in the warm, so we did, lots of wine and my fave 3 programmes and in slumber before 12.
Monday up at 11am, fed cats and was at the Mother's by midday, had a quick coffee and set off to the Owlcotes, had a nice day.........we both shopped till we dropped (didn't realise it was possible to spend 4hrs in M&S) had a nice lunch, then we piled the trolley high, i bought 10 pairs of knickers, dressing gown, slippers, 4 t.shirts, sparkley flip-flops, jeans and a bra! top shopper or what?
Dropped Mum home and got in at 5.30, did a darks wash and had some tea, Andy phoned to say he'd finally finished cricket at 6.30pm and did i want to go for beers? on a Monday? a school night? after 3 days on the lash? by 7.30pm i was sat in a very deserted club with him, Blacky and Blacky's brother, we left after one pint then they could shut shop, dropped Andy's car off home and had one in the Talbot.
The excitement was too much for us in there so we had another in the snug in the commercial, had another in spoons where i tested Andy on all the beers of the world, from the worldcup menu.....ooh he know's his stuff!
Had an ace night, just shuffling from pub to pub, chatting about drivel, watching the wino's, decided to end the night in the Rose, as we rounded the corner they had reggee music blaring out full blast, you could hear it a the bus station, was expected the pub to be teeming, instead we found a few piss heads playing pool, including the land lady who didn't seemed that arsed about serving us, or her boyfriend who was shovelling all the days takings into the bandit.
We sat as far away from the speaker as we could and merrily sipped another couple of pints, until carnage broke out, the boyf of the pissed up landlady had let some randoms in the back door after time and she refused to serve them (undermining his authority and he wasn't going to be belittled by no woman, so her bruises from past beatings showed) he was ringing his mate to come fetch him, they were barnying good and proper, me, Andy and some drunk old man who was bellowing through to the kitchen "don't hit her lad, leave her be" were the only ones left, we downed our pints, unbolted the door and ran off giggling into the night, leaving the thug getting fancy with his fists, bashing his bird who, lets face it, if she isn't strong enough to boot him out of her pub, is begging him to stay as he's trying to leave, deserves everything she gets!
It takes all sorts to make a world, but i'm glad i'm me and not her, i bet she's a right shiner today!
Thursday, Andy came up again in his cricket whites (i'm sure he just comes in fancy dress to entertain me and hadn't actually been at practice), there was nothing on t.v till 9pm so we had to erm, entertain ourselves. Watched BB (ace), read in bed and had an early night.
Friday was a really good day, was up with the larks and in Tesco buying wine at 8.30am before work.
Andy, Ruth, Mark, Dean, Rach and Megan all came for tea at 7.30ish.....it wasn't a very elaborate meal down to fussy eaters, so we had breaded chicken pieces and mushrooms, wedges, dips, salad and stuff followed by chocolate roll and cream.
Megan is like a bulldozer, my she can eat.....she stole the show, the little cutie!
Ruth wanted to sit outside as she's allergic to my cats, we lit the patio heater, i nipped to the loo and by the time i got back, it had burst into flames and now doesn't work.........oh me!
Andy wasn't drinking and left earlyish to get his shut eye, Dean and co departed at midnight, leaving us lush's to it.
I fell into bed at 2.30am after clearing up, it's a lot of work having people round you know, much tidier and cheaper to gan down boozer!
Saturday i did nothing in the day, died my hair and read magazines, had a snooze after tea as i was exhausted after all the activity. Phoned Tina to see if she was playing out but she was on shifts and at kip, met Ruth, Spug, Mark and Reiley in spoons at 8.30pm, luckily tango Danny and Tracy who fights men and is trying to cut down on booze as she is knocked up, came to sit with me as the other 4 were on the quiz machine.
Andy arrived at 9.15pm, yippee! with Woz, Deano, Carl, JP, Caroline, Clare and Nichola, we had 2 more, then all traipsed round to the Rose and Crown, which was mint, good music, nice atmosphere, a right laugh.
I got lumbered with mad Julia who fancies Deano, who i know from my DW days, he'd promised to take her to watch city while bevied, she'd bought new jeans and boots, then he stood her up. The brute!
Anyhow it was an ace night, AP was drunk and maudling, me, him and Caz were the last men standing and all shared a cab at 12.30 ish.
Home to jog and sleep.
Sunday i didn't rise until 1pm.. after more jogging, Andy din't get up until 1/4 to 2 AND i wanted to wash the bedding, we were a tad shabby after Saturday's excess's and had approximately 2hrs to recover before we started drinking again at Katie's (hiya Karen) BBQ, ran him home where he promptly threw up all over the bathroom, i shovelled a half hearted breakfast down, did a white wash and showered, ready in jeans, boots and cardie, walked to Gill and Dave's, then mosied to the Rogers/Jackson abode and stared agog at all the girls, shivering like fook in their strappy sandles (perfectly pedicured toe-nails) skirts and skinny tops, all huddled together talking about gel overlays.
Now i must admit, Deano and Woz were pissed as farts and highly amusing, it wasn't a bad day, the fodder was top, it was a free afternoon out, but on the downside, i've no history with these people, hardly anything (but drink) in common with the girls, what tipped it over the edge was all the fooking dogs wreaking havoc, then the spliffing and the poker playing started, we'd all (apart from Turner and Nic) eaten hash cake which was fair do's, but the stench of the reefers was unreal.
All the boys were in the kitchen playing cards, Andy came out after 1/2hr.. looking a bit green round the gills, yippee! you feel sick, great, that's really good news, can we go home now? we'll just catch BB and Lost and DHW's and we can sit inside on sofas in the warm, so we did, lots of wine and my fave 3 programmes and in slumber before 12.
Monday up at 11am, fed cats and was at the Mother's by midday, had a quick coffee and set off to the Owlcotes, had a nice day.........we both shopped till we dropped (didn't realise it was possible to spend 4hrs in M&S) had a nice lunch, then we piled the trolley high, i bought 10 pairs of knickers, dressing gown, slippers, 4 t.shirts, sparkley flip-flops, jeans and a bra! top shopper or what?
Dropped Mum home and got in at 5.30, did a darks wash and had some tea, Andy phoned to say he'd finally finished cricket at 6.30pm and did i want to go for beers? on a Monday? a school night? after 3 days on the lash? by 7.30pm i was sat in a very deserted club with him, Blacky and Blacky's brother, we left after one pint then they could shut shop, dropped Andy's car off home and had one in the Talbot.
The excitement was too much for us in there so we had another in the snug in the commercial, had another in spoons where i tested Andy on all the beers of the world, from the worldcup menu.....ooh he know's his stuff!
Had an ace night, just shuffling from pub to pub, chatting about drivel, watching the wino's, decided to end the night in the Rose, as we rounded the corner they had reggee music blaring out full blast, you could hear it a the bus station, was expected the pub to be teeming, instead we found a few piss heads playing pool, including the land lady who didn't seemed that arsed about serving us, or her boyfriend who was shovelling all the days takings into the bandit.
We sat as far away from the speaker as we could and merrily sipped another couple of pints, until carnage broke out, the boyf of the pissed up landlady had let some randoms in the back door after time and she refused to serve them (undermining his authority and he wasn't going to be belittled by no woman, so her bruises from past beatings showed) he was ringing his mate to come fetch him, they were barnying good and proper, me, Andy and some drunk old man who was bellowing through to the kitchen "don't hit her lad, leave her be" were the only ones left, we downed our pints, unbolted the door and ran off giggling into the night, leaving the thug getting fancy with his fists, bashing his bird who, lets face it, if she isn't strong enough to boot him out of her pub, is begging him to stay as he's trying to leave, deserves everything she gets!
It takes all sorts to make a world, but i'm glad i'm me and not her, i bet she's a right shiner today!
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