The weekend
Friday..i took a half day sabbatical, David was golfing so i nicked off home let the cats out, went for a sun-bed, then spent 2 fooking hours in R&K's getting my hair highlighted for it not to look any different, home at 6.50pm, £37 lighter, i phoned the Porritt and got a wriggle on, ate some microwave pizza shit, then we walked into town to meet Spug at 8pm in spoons.
It was rammed, you couldn't hear yourself think, we had 1, waited till 1/2 past, she didn't show so we shuffled off to the Commercial and had 1 in there, called back in spoons and had a look round to see if Tina, Beth or Spug were in there, we couldn't see anyone, so we plonked in the Old house at home for the rest of the night, when i say the rest of the night, AP was shitfaced after 4 pints, i had to take him home after 5 as he was trying to put his hand up my skirt in the middle of the pub.
Anyhow Spug, Hayley, James, Tina, Beth and Rachel all showed up around 9.45pm, so we chatted to them for an hour before they went to the Station then we got a cab home, where Andy tried to take my knickers off in the back garden........the pisshead!
Had a jump and asleep before 11.30pm.
Saturday was a lovely day, Andy got up at 1/4 to 9 after a shag to go shopping for holidays clothes, being a nice kind girlfriend i offered to go with him and make sure he got the right shade of navy blue for every item he purchased.............NOT, i rolled over and slept till 12! yippee!
Had 2 coffees, mowed the lawn, weeded the garden, cut a huge bush down, then Marlo came visiting.....bless! with cakes and beach towels for me to borrow, we had more coffee with cake and sat out, it was such a scorcher!, did 3 loads of washing, even managed to dry all bedding on the line......domestic bliss!
Phoned Matt for an hour, then had some chilli for tea, got ready and cabbed to the club. Got a pint of shandois and was pounced on by Gill P, went outside and stood and talked to Dave, Gill, John and Clare........Andy came back from Manningham mills, defeated, got a pint and sat with Blacky??! that's right you dick, leave me with your parents on my own! struth!!!!!
After asking me 46 questions and buying me another pint, G&D went home and Andy came over.....wtf?
All the girls had been boozing since 2 and were well on their way, Katie took Ozzy home, me, Caroline, Debbie, Clare and Tracy, went inside soon to be followed by, Deano, AP, JP and Blacky..had a few in there, then moved to the Commical, had a quick chat with Clare Westlake.....then we all plonked in the Rose and Crown till midnight..........lots of drunkenness ensued, Deano hid my shoe, i had Debbie in 1 ear telling me about when Marshy 1st dumped her and Clare in the other telling me about her Dad having a brain haemorrhage in the US, oh it was messy, Scary Julia was there waffling about utter tripe, it's all a bit blurry i remember walking to the taxi rank, but i don't remember leaving or really getting home, i know i wanted to be sick but couldn't so i crawled under the quilt and collapsed unconscious...........much safer!!
Sunday..awake early doors for more jogging, then we slept till 12 again, Andy went off home to lie on the sofa and watch sky sports, i went to Tescos to stock up on cat food, cat litter, loo rolls, washing powder and other drek that i degrudge buying....i.e none of them taste nice!
Home, had some breakfast watched EE omnibus, was v.bored as i'd done all my washing on Saturday, so took myself off to the Showcase and watched United 93 (v.harrowing, ooh there were tears).
Home for 7.15pm, had a horrible duck noodle thinging...........bleuk! , bath, p.j's, was going to phone Sam back but Ruth came a visiting....hurrah!
We nattered an hour or so, she left at 10.30pm, i had a bit of wine and watched all the BB's on E4....didn't go to bed until 1.30am.....ooh i'm bad to the bone!
Feeling quite chipper today though, only this week to work, then off to the Souf of France, where i'm hoping to make a friend as AP is intending to sit in a bar for an entire week watching the footie! ooh boys!
It was rammed, you couldn't hear yourself think, we had 1, waited till 1/2 past, she didn't show so we shuffled off to the Commercial and had 1 in there, called back in spoons and had a look round to see if Tina, Beth or Spug were in there, we couldn't see anyone, so we plonked in the Old house at home for the rest of the night, when i say the rest of the night, AP was shitfaced after 4 pints, i had to take him home after 5 as he was trying to put his hand up my skirt in the middle of the pub.
Anyhow Spug, Hayley, James, Tina, Beth and Rachel all showed up around 9.45pm, so we chatted to them for an hour before they went to the Station then we got a cab home, where Andy tried to take my knickers off in the back garden........the pisshead!
Had a jump and asleep before 11.30pm.
Saturday was a lovely day, Andy got up at 1/4 to 9 after a shag to go shopping for holidays clothes, being a nice kind girlfriend i offered to go with him and make sure he got the right shade of navy blue for every item he purchased.............NOT, i rolled over and slept till 12! yippee!
Had 2 coffees, mowed the lawn, weeded the garden, cut a huge bush down, then Marlo came visiting.....bless! with cakes and beach towels for me to borrow, we had more coffee with cake and sat out, it was such a scorcher!, did 3 loads of washing, even managed to dry all bedding on the line......domestic bliss!
Phoned Matt for an hour, then had some chilli for tea, got ready and cabbed to the club. Got a pint of shandois and was pounced on by Gill P, went outside and stood and talked to Dave, Gill, John and Clare........Andy came back from Manningham mills, defeated, got a pint and sat with Blacky??! that's right you dick, leave me with your parents on my own! struth!!!!!
After asking me 46 questions and buying me another pint, G&D went home and Andy came over.....wtf?
All the girls had been boozing since 2 and were well on their way, Katie took Ozzy home, me, Caroline, Debbie, Clare and Tracy, went inside soon to be followed by, Deano, AP, JP and Blacky..had a few in there, then moved to the Commical, had a quick chat with Clare Westlake.....then we all plonked in the Rose and Crown till midnight..........lots of drunkenness ensued, Deano hid my shoe, i had Debbie in 1 ear telling me about when Marshy 1st dumped her and Clare in the other telling me about her Dad having a brain haemorrhage in the US, oh it was messy, Scary Julia was there waffling about utter tripe, it's all a bit blurry i remember walking to the taxi rank, but i don't remember leaving or really getting home, i know i wanted to be sick but couldn't so i crawled under the quilt and collapsed unconscious...........much safer!!
Sunday..awake early doors for more jogging, then we slept till 12 again, Andy went off home to lie on the sofa and watch sky sports, i went to Tescos to stock up on cat food, cat litter, loo rolls, washing powder and other drek that i degrudge buying....i.e none of them taste nice!
Home, had some breakfast watched EE omnibus, was v.bored as i'd done all my washing on Saturday, so took myself off to the Showcase and watched United 93 (v.harrowing, ooh there were tears).
Home for 7.15pm, had a horrible duck noodle thinging...........bleuk! , bath, p.j's, was going to phone Sam back but Ruth came a visiting....hurrah!
We nattered an hour or so, she left at 10.30pm, i had a bit of wine and watched all the BB's on E4....didn't go to bed until 1.30am.....ooh i'm bad to the bone!
Feeling quite chipper today though, only this week to work, then off to the Souf of France, where i'm hoping to make a friend as AP is intending to sit in a bar for an entire week watching the footie! ooh boys!
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