Flicks, Chinky wedding, Sunday lunch and blobbing work
Right the weekend, 1 day late!
Friday night, me and the boy went to the showcase and saw Prime with Uma Thurman, i thought i was being really clever as it's about a 37yr old (time chaser!) who falls for the younger boy...........only thing was, it wasn't a happy ending, oh well! cough splutter....moving swiftly on....... we were out for 9.50pm, so we dumped Andy's car and raced to the Commercial, i still can't get used to the late opening as we leisurely supped 4-5 pints and had a merry old time chatting away, were last to be lozzed out, got an A2B cab and home for 12.30, asleep after bedtime stories at 1ish.
Saturday, we were up at 9.30am, AP made me coffee in bed, bless! we ligged around in a state of undress, scratching our nads, Andy was in his element as he was shooing the cats out trying to get them to eat a magpie...........whatever, i dropped him home as he wanted to go to the gym, i had some lunch, got ready and set off to Matt's.
Stuck in mad traffic down Deansgate, so arrived at 2.30pm..had a coffee and a couple of slices of toast as we weren't eating till 7ish, we donned on our wedding gear and got drenched hailing a cab to the Lowry in Salford, made it with minutes to spare and followed all the arrows to the wedding venue, it was a civil ceremony on the top floor, all made of glass, it reminded me of Gravity in the Guinness museum.
Anyhow, it was lovely, i got sat next to a smelly chink, which wasn't ideal.........mustn't grumble!
After the service, while all the photos were being taken, Matt and i fired down 4 glasses of Pimm's each, and we ate all the fruit out of them as we were Hank Marvin.
Finally sat down to eat at 7ish, Asparagus, sea bass, and baileys torte.........v.nice, but we still moaned about what a weird choice it was!
We were the only smokers out of 80 guests, so we stood shivering on the balcony as we got our nicotine fix, then back to the table to fire down the free wine, on our table we were a mixed bunch, the geek who worked with compressors and his t'internet bride Ting Tong, a fit as fook Architect chink and his goofy wife from London, then the photographers! WTF? then the puff and his make believe girlfriend, what a facade!!!!
But what a result chinks don't drink (hence NO rhythm on the dance floor) more vino for us!
Oooh it was a good night, Matt tried the Carlsberg and was v.unimpressed! we had a corona but i was struggling with it, so we decided to go back on wine, 4 more bottles later, lots of dancing, smoking, mingling and gawping at the 2 homos who'd been on the dancefloor for 3 hrs solid, it was 1am.
The room was deserted, we made our way outside and randomly shared a taxi with the 2 homos who were going to Cheshire, back to Matt's flat 1.30am, I'm clambering on to the airbed in my p.j's, as the loony appears with 2 big goblets of wine, i was asleep before i'd finished mine....the nutter!!
Sunday a.m was rudely awoken by.. not the dustman, but the BUPA Manchester marathon runners and their spectators running past the flat window...........keep it down you CUNTS!
Had a wee and fell back asleep oblivious to all the racket, didn't wake up till after 12, poor Matt was waiting for me to get up to have breakfast, by 1pm we were back at the car having consumed 2 bacon butties and 2 coffees.
The plan was to drop him at Tescos and hit the motorway, by the time we'd got out of Mancs with all the diversions and closed roads, we were well on our way to Cleck...so he decided to stay in the car and surprise his parents, never mind the fact he'd left the t.v.on!!!
Back in Cleck his Ma and Pa were nearly back from Harrogate so we nipped to the supermarket for fruit and stuff, Richard and Judy arrived i shot home,unpacked and put the washer on, bath, changed, made a mammoth fruit salad and my pack up for work and picked AP up at 5pm to go to Marlo and Jim's for Sunday lunch, Dad and Andy talked about sport, while me and Mum talked about the price of onions.
Had a lovely meal and we stayed until 7.30pm...........it's a record. Left fit to burst and met Caroline, Wwarren and Matt in the Commi for 2 pints of shandy, was really sleepy so me and Andy left them at 10pm, dropped him home and was in p.j's on the sofa in no time.
It's alright all this jetting around on a weekend, but home's best!
Was off yesterday, got up at 12, washed towels, bedding, put clean bed clothes on, vacced staircase, bedrooms, mopped kitchen, hall, dug up moss and dead grass and layed new grass seed. Read magazines, ate nice M&S food, took the video out of the bedroom and tried to set my old freeview box up in there, until i realised the t.v isn't connected to an outside ariel..........what a nobba! watched EE, then flicked between BB big brain, BB big mouth, BB live, BB diary room uncut and BB the last 24hrs.............what do you mean i'm an addict!
Friday night, me and the boy went to the showcase and saw Prime with Uma Thurman, i thought i was being really clever as it's about a 37yr old (time chaser!) who falls for the younger boy...........only thing was, it wasn't a happy ending, oh well! cough splutter....moving swiftly on....... we were out for 9.50pm, so we dumped Andy's car and raced to the Commercial, i still can't get used to the late opening as we leisurely supped 4-5 pints and had a merry old time chatting away, were last to be lozzed out, got an A2B cab and home for 12.30, asleep after bedtime stories at 1ish.
Saturday, we were up at 9.30am, AP made me coffee in bed, bless! we ligged around in a state of undress, scratching our nads, Andy was in his element as he was shooing the cats out trying to get them to eat a magpie...........whatever, i dropped him home as he wanted to go to the gym, i had some lunch, got ready and set off to Matt's.
Stuck in mad traffic down Deansgate, so arrived at 2.30pm..had a coffee and a couple of slices of toast as we weren't eating till 7ish, we donned on our wedding gear and got drenched hailing a cab to the Lowry in Salford, made it with minutes to spare and followed all the arrows to the wedding venue, it was a civil ceremony on the top floor, all made of glass, it reminded me of Gravity in the Guinness museum.
Anyhow, it was lovely, i got sat next to a smelly chink, which wasn't ideal.........mustn't grumble!
After the service, while all the photos were being taken, Matt and i fired down 4 glasses of Pimm's each, and we ate all the fruit out of them as we were Hank Marvin.
Finally sat down to eat at 7ish, Asparagus, sea bass, and baileys torte.........v.nice, but we still moaned about what a weird choice it was!
We were the only smokers out of 80 guests, so we stood shivering on the balcony as we got our nicotine fix, then back to the table to fire down the free wine, on our table we were a mixed bunch, the geek who worked with compressors and his t'internet bride Ting Tong, a fit as fook Architect chink and his goofy wife from London, then the photographers! WTF? then the puff and his make believe girlfriend, what a facade!!!!
But what a result chinks don't drink (hence NO rhythm on the dance floor) more vino for us!
Oooh it was a good night, Matt tried the Carlsberg and was v.unimpressed! we had a corona but i was struggling with it, so we decided to go back on wine, 4 more bottles later, lots of dancing, smoking, mingling and gawping at the 2 homos who'd been on the dancefloor for 3 hrs solid, it was 1am.
The room was deserted, we made our way outside and randomly shared a taxi with the 2 homos who were going to Cheshire, back to Matt's flat 1.30am, I'm clambering on to the airbed in my p.j's, as the loony appears with 2 big goblets of wine, i was asleep before i'd finished mine....the nutter!!
Sunday a.m was rudely awoken by.. not the dustman, but the BUPA Manchester marathon runners and their spectators running past the flat window...........keep it down you CUNTS!
Had a wee and fell back asleep oblivious to all the racket, didn't wake up till after 12, poor Matt was waiting for me to get up to have breakfast, by 1pm we were back at the car having consumed 2 bacon butties and 2 coffees.
The plan was to drop him at Tescos and hit the motorway, by the time we'd got out of Mancs with all the diversions and closed roads, we were well on our way to Cleck...so he decided to stay in the car and surprise his parents, never mind the fact he'd left the t.v.on!!!
Back in Cleck his Ma and Pa were nearly back from Harrogate so we nipped to the supermarket for fruit and stuff, Richard and Judy arrived i shot home,unpacked and put the washer on, bath, changed, made a mammoth fruit salad and my pack up for work and picked AP up at 5pm to go to Marlo and Jim's for Sunday lunch, Dad and Andy talked about sport, while me and Mum talked about the price of onions.
Had a lovely meal and we stayed until 7.30pm...........it's a record. Left fit to burst and met Caroline, Wwarren and Matt in the Commi for 2 pints of shandy, was really sleepy so me and Andy left them at 10pm, dropped him home and was in p.j's on the sofa in no time.
It's alright all this jetting around on a weekend, but home's best!
Was off yesterday, got up at 12, washed towels, bedding, put clean bed clothes on, vacced staircase, bedrooms, mopped kitchen, hall, dug up moss and dead grass and layed new grass seed. Read magazines, ate nice M&S food, took the video out of the bedroom and tried to set my old freeview box up in there, until i realised the t.v isn't connected to an outside ariel..........what a nobba! watched EE, then flicked between BB big brain, BB big mouth, BB live, BB diary room uncut and BB the last 24hrs.............what do you mean i'm an addict!
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