I'm NOT a celebrity get me out of here
The sooner i am let out of this loony bin the better.
Hopefully we are leaving at 4pm today because of the world cup............every cloud.
It's been an okay day, am smiley and smug as i break up at t.time.
Had a good nights sleep last night after doing my 1 million jobs, it took me an hour to put chimnea together, very tricky with rubbish instructions.
Oh yeah i got home last night and Alan has knocked half my fence down, removed my gate and gravelled all the side of the house (later to be tarmaced) for me to park my car on, so i had no gate all last night, i was convinced that wolves would get in and steal all my prize garden possessions (which lets face it, have cost me more than anything in my house),it was all still in tact this morning though.......phew!......as i was up with the larks pegging washing out.
Where was i? oh yeah, let me the fuck out of here.. i mean it, David has been on a business lunch, has necked a bottle of rioja.........came back slurring his words, took his shirt off, went outside and fell asleep in his England chair........THEN woke up, came in and went into the loo and showed all the boys his mental hard on, i feel sick, i want to cry, i need Andy to come get me.
He is at present, back in the carpark in just his boxer shorts going through all the reps commissions.
So...Au revoir Fernway, i won't miss you....i'm off on my holidays with Mr.Porrait as soon as the weekend is over and done with, i don't mean to wish it all away,i mean i'm looking forward to the Jongleurs tonight, meeting at 7pm in the commercial, AP coming at 6.30pm, so we can walk down in the sunshine and get a quick shandy in.
Happy days!!!!
Hopefully we are leaving at 4pm today because of the world cup............every cloud.
It's been an okay day, am smiley and smug as i break up at t.time.
Had a good nights sleep last night after doing my 1 million jobs, it took me an hour to put chimnea together, very tricky with rubbish instructions.
Oh yeah i got home last night and Alan has knocked half my fence down, removed my gate and gravelled all the side of the house (later to be tarmaced) for me to park my car on, so i had no gate all last night, i was convinced that wolves would get in and steal all my prize garden possessions (which lets face it, have cost me more than anything in my house),it was all still in tact this morning though.......phew!......as i was up with the larks pegging washing out.
Where was i? oh yeah, let me the fuck out of here.. i mean it, David has been on a business lunch, has necked a bottle of rioja.........came back slurring his words, took his shirt off, went outside and fell asleep in his England chair........THEN woke up, came in and went into the loo and showed all the boys his mental hard on, i feel sick, i want to cry, i need Andy to come get me.
He is at present, back in the carpark in just his boxer shorts going through all the reps commissions.
So...Au revoir Fernway, i won't miss you....i'm off on my holidays with Mr.Porrait as soon as the weekend is over and done with, i don't mean to wish it all away,i mean i'm looking forward to the Jongleurs tonight, meeting at 7pm in the commercial, AP coming at 6.30pm, so we can walk down in the sunshine and get a quick shandy in.
Happy days!!!!
posted by Karen @ 2:24 PM
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