Dentist, hair dye, weeding and sick notes!
On Friday, as i'd been back at work for all of ooh 2 1/2 days, i left work at 11.30am (as that's not cheeky) to schlep over the Pennines to Dr. Sugdens dental surgery, i had a filling finished off, (i thought he'd actually completed it last time i went!!), while i was waiting for the injection to kick in i nipped to the loo, Chris let me use the staff toilet and told me to wait in the staff room, instead of going into the common waiting room.....anyhow i think i took a wrong turn, as i was sat on some students sofa as she waltzed in and stared agog and made some noise like "ooh"..........me red faced, making a hasty exit!!!
He must have had a bit of spare time on his hands as he gave me a free scale and polish and sent me on my merry way, like a fool i missed the Leeds turn off and ended up in central Manchester V. lost and cursing, finally got home at 2.30pm, with a full bladder and a wee head ache, nipped in home, emptied bladder then went to tescos for Andy's water (he's as bad as Nicky, what's wrong with the tap stuff?) wine, milk and other essentials like chocolate éclairs. Back home and unpacked shopping, then tackled my roots.....while tint was processing, cleaned out cupboard at the bottom of the stairs to put my tumble dryer in (this is so when i buy my new tall, American fridge freezer today, with it's own water dispenser there is room for it in the kitchen).....yippee!
Where was i? oh yeah, threw loads of junk away, old briefcase, lamp, pictures, all sorts of crap i'd shoved in there, anyhow it is now very tidy and is housing tumble dryer, tent, sleeping bags, t.v, DVD and video player, ironing board etc!
Andy phoned to say, the tiny lump on his arm (i am talking tiny), was a ruptured tendon and he'd be to the hospital, got it in a splint and a weeks sick note thank you very much! How is that fair???
Let the cats out to play and swept path, to glares from Tony over the fence (it's hairdye, get over it), Sam called for a wee chat as she couldn't reply to my email as she'd been "working from home", tried to talk me into ganning round Derby that night (if i hadn't just done a 3hr round trip to Wilmslow i might have considered it!), so i showered and washed tint off, got in my p.j's and ironed from 6pm-8pm, that would be 2 pairs of combats, 8 skirts and 20 asstd tops.....phew! glad that's over and done with! as a treat i had an M&S sweet and sour chicken, egg flied lice, prawn crackers and spring rolls......Mmmm! watched BB, 8 out of 10 cats, BB and the Friday night project while guzzling wine like water, fell into bed, one very happy bunny at 1ish. God.. domesticity......love it!
Saturday, ligged in my pit till after lunch, laid there as long as i could, as i knew as soon as i got up i had to cut the grass (it's a mans job, goddamit)......1 hr later, all trimmed and weeded, garden looking spiffing, Tony staring agog again! fuckoff, haven't you ever seen anyone mow the lawn in their pyjamas before?
Matt didn't need a lift as Woz was fetching him, so called at my Mother's twice, she was out! grr! opted for a fish butty and a trip to Birstall retail park, compared prices of my new toy in comet and curry's, then looked in Next as i still have my birthday vouchers to spend, didn't buy anything but am thinking about a new rug, but don't want to rush into anything!
Thought i'd have an hours kip afterwards, so read under the quilt a while, until Andy phoned 6 times and txt me to tell me he was at the club, then Matt phoned to find out where i was, so got a wriggle on and went to the sportsclub, it was an okay night, Matt was mullered as he'd been on the pop since 1.30pm.......Andy also was 5 pints in front of me, had a few, chatted to Gill and Dave, saw middle brother at some randoms wedding in the function room, chatted more to Gill and Dave, yes your son does look like the terminator with his arm in that blue splint!
About 10ish i'd had enough, felt a bit sick, Matt was happy as a sand boy and was telling anyone who'd listen about sticking your finger up mens arses, safe sex, being promiscuous and a whole host of other v.loud topics, this is inbetween telling Dave P, not to worry if he gets made redundant! taxi.
Begged AP to take me home, got in at 10.30pm and showed him a real good time to compensate! slept soundy for at least 12hrs with a short intermission for more horizontal jogging!
Andy left,( i couldn't sleep any longer as the next door neighbours were errecting a new shed, it's massive i'm sure they should have applied for planning permission) i stripped the bed and did some washing with it being Sunday..........back in the routine, Woz and Caroline were having an England party, 30 folk and dogs running around, i opted to watch the match in a pub like a normal person, so met Ruth, Mark, Dean, Rach, Tina and Spug in the Ring o'bells at 3.30pm, after i'd wolfed a half hearted cooked breakfast down.
Had an ace time, although couldn't hear ourselves think for Caron from body and soul's laugh, had a few pints, Rach and Dean toddled off home for tea, the rest of us, went to the punch bowl as they had a live band on..........ooh! shame about the drug addict audience!
Katy phoned me to see if i was going on to the party (she was wondering if me and Andy were okay as i didn't watch the match with him last Tuesday either). Felt really guilty, but also a bit torn as i'd not seen Ruth in ages, decided to go to the party, then meet them lot later on, but my plans all went a bit tits up.
When i arrived, Deano was hosting a game of, run through the gravel soaked in dog wee wearing only your socks, spin round, touch the weelie bin and catch a piece of manhandled cold beefburger in your mouth...........i'll give it a miss thanks!
Most people were drunk, Katy pounced on me and grilled me over Andy, who was strangely quiet and distant (stop it, you're only adding fuel to the fire), he then went inside to watch more football, so i was going to finish my can of stella and go back to the pub without telling him, that'll show him!
Fortunately he must have sensed this as he came out and sat with me,i then felt i had to leave when he did or people would definitely think something was up, so we shared a cab, a fooking Rudie cab at that! he was okay in the taxi, said he was tired so went off to his bed and probably a long lie in this morning, a fooking week off sick, HOW is THAT fair????
He must have had a bit of spare time on his hands as he gave me a free scale and polish and sent me on my merry way, like a fool i missed the Leeds turn off and ended up in central Manchester V. lost and cursing, finally got home at 2.30pm, with a full bladder and a wee head ache, nipped in home, emptied bladder then went to tescos for Andy's water (he's as bad as Nicky, what's wrong with the tap stuff?) wine, milk and other essentials like chocolate éclairs. Back home and unpacked shopping, then tackled my roots.....while tint was processing, cleaned out cupboard at the bottom of the stairs to put my tumble dryer in (this is so when i buy my new tall, American fridge freezer today, with it's own water dispenser there is room for it in the kitchen).....yippee!
Where was i? oh yeah, threw loads of junk away, old briefcase, lamp, pictures, all sorts of crap i'd shoved in there, anyhow it is now very tidy and is housing tumble dryer, tent, sleeping bags, t.v, DVD and video player, ironing board etc!
Andy phoned to say, the tiny lump on his arm (i am talking tiny), was a ruptured tendon and he'd be to the hospital, got it in a splint and a weeks sick note thank you very much! How is that fair???
Let the cats out to play and swept path, to glares from Tony over the fence (it's hairdye, get over it), Sam called for a wee chat as she couldn't reply to my email as she'd been "working from home", tried to talk me into ganning round Derby that night (if i hadn't just done a 3hr round trip to Wilmslow i might have considered it!), so i showered and washed tint off, got in my p.j's and ironed from 6pm-8pm, that would be 2 pairs of combats, 8 skirts and 20 asstd tops.....phew! glad that's over and done with! as a treat i had an M&S sweet and sour chicken, egg flied lice, prawn crackers and spring rolls......Mmmm! watched BB, 8 out of 10 cats, BB and the Friday night project while guzzling wine like water, fell into bed, one very happy bunny at 1ish. God.. domesticity......love it!
Saturday, ligged in my pit till after lunch, laid there as long as i could, as i knew as soon as i got up i had to cut the grass (it's a mans job, goddamit)......1 hr later, all trimmed and weeded, garden looking spiffing, Tony staring agog again! fuckoff, haven't you ever seen anyone mow the lawn in their pyjamas before?
Matt didn't need a lift as Woz was fetching him, so called at my Mother's twice, she was out! grr! opted for a fish butty and a trip to Birstall retail park, compared prices of my new toy in comet and curry's, then looked in Next as i still have my birthday vouchers to spend, didn't buy anything but am thinking about a new rug, but don't want to rush into anything!
Thought i'd have an hours kip afterwards, so read under the quilt a while, until Andy phoned 6 times and txt me to tell me he was at the club, then Matt phoned to find out where i was, so got a wriggle on and went to the sportsclub, it was an okay night, Matt was mullered as he'd been on the pop since 1.30pm.......Andy also was 5 pints in front of me, had a few, chatted to Gill and Dave, saw middle brother at some randoms wedding in the function room, chatted more to Gill and Dave, yes your son does look like the terminator with his arm in that blue splint!
About 10ish i'd had enough, felt a bit sick, Matt was happy as a sand boy and was telling anyone who'd listen about sticking your finger up mens arses, safe sex, being promiscuous and a whole host of other v.loud topics, this is inbetween telling Dave P, not to worry if he gets made redundant! taxi.
Begged AP to take me home, got in at 10.30pm and showed him a real good time to compensate! slept soundy for at least 12hrs with a short intermission for more horizontal jogging!
Andy left,( i couldn't sleep any longer as the next door neighbours were errecting a new shed, it's massive i'm sure they should have applied for planning permission) i stripped the bed and did some washing with it being Sunday..........back in the routine, Woz and Caroline were having an England party, 30 folk and dogs running around, i opted to watch the match in a pub like a normal person, so met Ruth, Mark, Dean, Rach, Tina and Spug in the Ring o'bells at 3.30pm, after i'd wolfed a half hearted cooked breakfast down.
Had an ace time, although couldn't hear ourselves think for Caron from body and soul's laugh, had a few pints, Rach and Dean toddled off home for tea, the rest of us, went to the punch bowl as they had a live band on..........ooh! shame about the drug addict audience!
Katy phoned me to see if i was going on to the party (she was wondering if me and Andy were okay as i didn't watch the match with him last Tuesday either). Felt really guilty, but also a bit torn as i'd not seen Ruth in ages, decided to go to the party, then meet them lot later on, but my plans all went a bit tits up.
When i arrived, Deano was hosting a game of, run through the gravel soaked in dog wee wearing only your socks, spin round, touch the weelie bin and catch a piece of manhandled cold beefburger in your mouth...........i'll give it a miss thanks!
Most people were drunk, Katy pounced on me and grilled me over Andy, who was strangely quiet and distant (stop it, you're only adding fuel to the fire), he then went inside to watch more football, so i was going to finish my can of stella and go back to the pub without telling him, that'll show him!
Fortunately he must have sensed this as he came out and sat with me,i then felt i had to leave when he did or people would definitely think something was up, so we shared a cab, a fooking Rudie cab at that! he was okay in the taxi, said he was tired so went off to his bed and probably a long lie in this morning, a fooking week off sick, HOW is THAT fair????
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