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NAME: Matt
SEX: Man, definitely a man, and woe betide anyone who confuses homosexuality with reduced masculinity. I am not a she-male, I am not half and half and I am not the third sex! Okay!
WHO DO YOU LIVE WITH: Erm, alone. Honest!
HOME: Manchester City Centre Fuck Pad
NICKNAMES: (Smiley, Bernard, Noddy in the past), Matty
BIRTHPLACE: Staincliffe Hospital
HOBBIES: I’d like to be assoiciated with the words of the previous blogger: sex, eating, drinking, smoking, cooking, reading
HAIR COLOR: Erm, brown … okay greying brown, sort of salt and pepper
EVER DYED YOUR HAIR: Yes, its dyed now, not bleached like Karen’s but dyed
BIGGEST FEAR: either being told I am going to die (I don’t fear death buy I do fear the run up) or being buried alive
DAY OF THE WEEK: Erm, Thursday probably
SEASON: Autumn
MONTH: November
FOOD: Chinese or Italian or English
BEST FRIEND: Karen, Matthew, Matty, Doug, Rich, Alan
SPEND MOST TIME WITH: On my own
FUNNIEST: Warren
SMARTEST: Do I count, if not then Doug – he’s got a PhD!!!
HOTTEST: Well Andrew of course!
MOST ATHLETIC: Michelle – she runs!
MOST OUTGOING: Erm, well Andrew will talk to anyone.
MOST NEGATIVE: Hmm, probably Rich
MOST TRUSTWORTHY: Well Rich or Karen or Warren depending on what it was
MOST FUN TO BE WITH: Hmm, can’t say – they’re all fun to be with but all in different
ways
BIGGEST FLIRT: Flirt, hmm, Ed, Nora, Spug, me actually, Jon is a huge flirt, MJ’s a slut
DO YOU MAKE FRIENDS EASILY: Not particularly but when I do I am firm friends
ARE YOU INTIMIDATED BY YOUR FRIENDS: Not at all
MOST POPULAR: Karen probably
MOST UNPOPULAR: Rich probably – that’s what you get mixing with the rat men!
WHO DO YOU WISH COULD BE PART OF YOUR FAMILY: Well my mum wants Karen to be part of my family, will that do?
WHO DO YOU HAVE THE MOST INSIDE JOKES WITH: Probably Matty – and all quotes from films or musicals
RED OR BLUE: Blue
PRETZELS OR CHIPS: Chips deffo
JEANS OR KHAKIS: Khakis, although I hate that term.
COMEDY OR DRAMA: Probably comedy. Depends on what it is.
COMPUTER OR TV: Computer – then you can get radio and internet and keep up with what’s going on on TV
GOLD OR SILVER: To wear would be silver but if someone was to give me a kilo, I’d prefer gold!
GUY OR GIRL: Guy, guy, guy, guy, guy, guy, guy, guy, guy, guy, guy, guy, guy, guy,
SEXY OR CUTE: Cute
SUMMER OR WINTER: Winter
LOVE OR LUST: Both – I can’t decide … love I think to be honest, although lust ain’t so bad either.
FRIENDS OR FAMILY: Friends, definitely
DOG OR CAT: Dog, I hate cats (except Karen’s which I tolerate because of the admiration and love I have for her)
WALK OR RUN: Well to echo Karen, sprint … then after 20 yards, run … then after another 30 yards walk and then stop and light up a fag and hail a taxi.
MCDONALD'S OR BURGER KING: . I don’t even need to delete Karen’s comments – I agree entirely: McDonalds for chips and McChicken Sandwiches but the Whopper is perfection in a bun
BRITNEY OR CHRISTINA: Oh god – neither, KYLIE!!! Again, I don’t even need to delete Karen’s comments – I agree entirely. May god bless her and her poorly boobies.
BLANKET OR SLEEPING BAG: Duvet, or continental quilt as my beloved old grannie used to call em.
SHOWER OR BATH: Shower
BODY WASH OR SOAP: Soap, Imperial Leather too
TESCO OR SAINSBURY: Sainsbury
NIKE OR ADIDAS: Neither – I am so not a label queen. My labels are St Michael, TM Lewin, George, Cedarwood State and Thomas Nash
HOT TUB OR SAUNA: How can you even ask, it’s a steam room stupid – that’s where all the sex is. Have you never been to a gay sauna!
SNEEZE OR COUGH: Ooh a sneeze – they say if you have 10 you have an orgasm.
DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH: Yes, Michael O Callahan at the minute, but I still fancy Ed Hutchings and Mark Power and Alan Revel and Neil from the pub and even Dirty Danny a bit. Oh and the other Danny, and Liam and James M and Blacky … oh the list is endless.
IF YOU COULD KISS ANYONE IN THE WORLD, WHO WOULD IT BE: Oh I can’t say. Its too big a question.
IF YOU COULD DATE ANYONE IN THE WORLD, WHO WOULD IT BE: Again too big a question. I can’t answer it
DUMPER OR DUMPED: Dumpee
IS THERE A PERSON FOR EVERYONE: Shiyali Ramamrita Ranganathan, the fatrer of indian library science said “every reader his book, every book its reader” meaning no matter how weird your reading desires, there’s always a book for you and no matter how weird the book there’s someone wahting to read it. Similarly I think that there is a perfect person for everyone but to be honest nobody is going to meet them. There are 6000000000 people on this planet and we’re not even going to meet a hundredth of one percent so the chances of us stumbling on the person is 100% perfect for us is slim. There’s lots of people who are 90% perfect so let’s not be too picky and realise that a bird (or bloke) in the hand is worth two in the bush!
WHO'S YOURS: Well I don’t know. He’d be younger than me, cute, versatile, funny, like a fag and a drink. Hmm, that sounds familiar actually!!
SEX: Man, definitely a man, and woe betide anyone who confuses homosexuality with reduced masculinity. I am not a she-male, I am not half and half and I am not the third sex! Okay!
WHO DO YOU LIVE WITH: Erm, alone. Honest!
HOME: Manchester City Centre Fuck Pad
NICKNAMES: (Smiley, Bernard, Noddy in the past), Matty
BIRTHPLACE: Staincliffe Hospital
HOBBIES: I’d like to be assoiciated with the words of the previous blogger: sex, eating, drinking, smoking, cooking, reading
HAIR COLOR: Erm, brown … okay greying brown, sort of salt and pepper
EVER DYED YOUR HAIR: Yes, its dyed now, not bleached like Karen’s but dyed
BIGGEST FEAR: either being told I am going to die (I don’t fear death buy I do fear the run up) or being buried alive
DAY OF THE WEEK: Erm, Thursday probably
SEASON: Autumn
MONTH: November
FOOD: Chinese or Italian or English
BEST FRIEND: Karen, Matthew, Matty, Doug, Rich, Alan
SPEND MOST TIME WITH: On my own
FUNNIEST: Warren
SMARTEST: Do I count, if not then Doug – he’s got a PhD!!!
HOTTEST: Well Andrew of course!
MOST ATHLETIC: Michelle – she runs!
MOST OUTGOING: Erm, well Andrew will talk to anyone.
MOST NEGATIVE: Hmm, probably Rich
MOST TRUSTWORTHY: Well Rich or Karen or Warren depending on what it was
MOST FUN TO BE WITH: Hmm, can’t say – they’re all fun to be with but all in different
ways
BIGGEST FLIRT: Flirt, hmm, Ed, Nora, Spug, me actually, Jon is a huge flirt, MJ’s a slut
DO YOU MAKE FRIENDS EASILY: Not particularly but when I do I am firm friends
ARE YOU INTIMIDATED BY YOUR FRIENDS: Not at all
MOST POPULAR: Karen probably
MOST UNPOPULAR: Rich probably – that’s what you get mixing with the rat men!
WHO DO YOU WISH COULD BE PART OF YOUR FAMILY: Well my mum wants Karen to be part of my family, will that do?
WHO DO YOU HAVE THE MOST INSIDE JOKES WITH: Probably Matty – and all quotes from films or musicals
RED OR BLUE: Blue
PRETZELS OR CHIPS: Chips deffo
JEANS OR KHAKIS: Khakis, although I hate that term.
COMEDY OR DRAMA: Probably comedy. Depends on what it is.
COMPUTER OR TV: Computer – then you can get radio and internet and keep up with what’s going on on TV
GOLD OR SILVER: To wear would be silver but if someone was to give me a kilo, I’d prefer gold!
GUY OR GIRL: Guy, guy, guy, guy, guy, guy, guy, guy, guy, guy, guy, guy, guy, guy,
SEXY OR CUTE: Cute
SUMMER OR WINTER: Winter
LOVE OR LUST: Both – I can’t decide … love I think to be honest, although lust ain’t so bad either.
FRIENDS OR FAMILY: Friends, definitely
DOG OR CAT: Dog, I hate cats (except Karen’s which I tolerate because of the admiration and love I have for her)
WALK OR RUN: Well to echo Karen, sprint … then after 20 yards, run … then after another 30 yards walk and then stop and light up a fag and hail a taxi.
MCDONALD'S OR BURGER KING: . I don’t even need to delete Karen’s comments – I agree entirely: McDonalds for chips and McChicken Sandwiches but the Whopper is perfection in a bun
BRITNEY OR CHRISTINA: Oh god – neither, KYLIE!!! Again, I don’t even need to delete Karen’s comments – I agree entirely. May god bless her and her poorly boobies.
BLANKET OR SLEEPING BAG: Duvet, or continental quilt as my beloved old grannie used to call em.
SHOWER OR BATH: Shower
BODY WASH OR SOAP: Soap, Imperial Leather too
TESCO OR SAINSBURY: Sainsbury
NIKE OR ADIDAS: Neither – I am so not a label queen. My labels are St Michael, TM Lewin, George, Cedarwood State and Thomas Nash
HOT TUB OR SAUNA: How can you even ask, it’s a steam room stupid – that’s where all the sex is. Have you never been to a gay sauna!
SNEEZE OR COUGH: Ooh a sneeze – they say if you have 10 you have an orgasm.
DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH: Yes, Michael O Callahan at the minute, but I still fancy Ed Hutchings and Mark Power and Alan Revel and Neil from the pub and even Dirty Danny a bit. Oh and the other Danny, and Liam and James M and Blacky … oh the list is endless.
IF YOU COULD KISS ANYONE IN THE WORLD, WHO WOULD IT BE: Oh I can’t say. Its too big a question.
IF YOU COULD DATE ANYONE IN THE WORLD, WHO WOULD IT BE: Again too big a question. I can’t answer it
DUMPER OR DUMPED: Dumpee
IS THERE A PERSON FOR EVERYONE: Shiyali Ramamrita Ranganathan, the fatrer of indian library science said “every reader his book, every book its reader” meaning no matter how weird your reading desires, there’s always a book for you and no matter how weird the book there’s someone wahting to read it. Similarly I think that there is a perfect person for everyone but to be honest nobody is going to meet them. There are 6000000000 people on this planet and we’re not even going to meet a hundredth of one percent so the chances of us stumbling on the person is 100% perfect for us is slim. There’s lots of people who are 90% perfect so let’s not be too picky and realise that a bird (or bloke) in the hand is worth two in the bush!
WHO'S YOURS: Well I don’t know. He’d be younger than me, cute, versatile, funny, like a fag and a drink. Hmm, that sounds familiar actually!!
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