An oldie but goodie

NAME: Karen
SEX: She-man
WHO DO YOU LIVE WITH: Alone
HOME: spooky cottage
NICKNAMES: Kazza, Horns
BIRTHPLACE: Crossley maternity home
HOBBIES: sex, eating, drinking, smoking, cooking, reading
HAIR COLOR: blonde
EVER DYED YOUR HAIR: Yes every 28 days
BIGGEST FEAR: getting home from work, to find i've been burgled and someone has killed my cats
DAY OF THE WEEK: Tuesday
SEASON: Autumn
MONTH: December
FOOD: Indian
BEST FRIEND: Sam, Matty.........ooh loads of chinas
SPEND MOST TIME WITH: myself
FUNNIEST: Erm, Bro or Helen
SMARTEST: Suggs
HOTTEST: Kay...grr!
MOST ATHLETIC: MJ
MOST OUTGOING: Helen
MOST NEGATIVE: i can't say
MOST TRUSTWORTHY: ??
MOST FUN TO BE WITH: 3 bellies
BIGGEST FLIRT: Spug
DO YOU MAKE FRIENDS EASILY: nope, 1 a year
ARE YOU INTIMIDATED BY YOUR FRIENDS: No
MOST POPULAR: Matty
MOST UNPOPULAR: You know who
WHO DO YOU WISH COULD BE PART OF YOUR FAMILY: ??
WHO DO YOU HAVE THE MOST INSIDE JOKES WITH:Steven
RED OR BLUE: red
PRETZELS OR CHIPS: Chips of course
JEANS OR KHAKIS: Jeans, all the way
COMEDY OR DRAMA: Drama
COMPUTER OR TV: TV
GOLD OR SILVER: Gold, bling bling!
GUY OR GIRL: What do you think?
SEXY OR CUTE: Cute
SUMMER OR WINTER: Winter
LOVE OR LUST: shaking hands
FRIENDS OR FAMILY: Friends
DOG OR CAT: Cat
WALK OR RUN: sprint
MCDONALD'S OR BURGER KING: Now there’s a question, I’d say McDonalds for chips and McChicken sandwiches but the Whopper is perfection in a bun.
BRITNEY OR CHRISTINA: Oh god – neither, KYLIE!!!
BLANKET OR SLEEPING BAG: Duvet darling
SHOWER OR BATH: Bath
BODY WASH OR SOAP: Soap, Imperial Leather
TESCO OR SAINSBURY: Tesco and M&S
NIKE OR ADIDAS: Adidas
HOT TUB OR SAUNA: Sauna, noone can see your wobbly bits
SNEEZE OR COUGH: sneeze
DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH: No
IF YOU COULD KISS ANYONE IN THE WORLD, WHO WOULD IT BE: Doh
IF YOU COULD DATE ANYONE IN THE WORLD, WHO WOULD IT BE: Ditto
DUMPER OR DUMPED: Dumper usually
IS THERE A PERSON FOR EVERYONE: If he's not Mr. Right, he can be Mr. right now
WHO'S YOURS:hee hee