Thank crunchie it's Friday
Drinking 7 pints of lager on a school night, is neither big or clever!
But really funny!
Had an ace night, he's so lovely!!
I always thought once i had him in the palm of my hand, i wouldn't want him...how wrong can one be?
Had 3 in spoons, saw Joff, Chris Rhodes, Spug, Rach, Dean and Toffy............popular haunt.
Met Matt's Dad at the quiz, Woz turned up, had 4 more beers in there, we won the quiz and it was down to me as they didn't know who wrote Women in Love or the 3 band members in the Thomson twins.......
Hahhaaaa i'm a winner, "look how clever your bird is Andy".
Although, i think i need to spice my stories up a bit, he gets really excited when telling tales, his face lights up, he looks all animated and laughs like a drain.
When i try tell him that something similar happened to me, he listens, then seems to be waiting for the punchline after i've delivered it.
Suppose all my good stories involve shagging (other people than him) and being so drunk i'm sick down myself...classy!!
Anyhow, i'm not going to worry.........
So we were mullered, all the lights had been turned off at the Wickham, Richard gave us a lift home, vaguely remember drinking Beth's beer and being frightened by Frank Skinners hair on the t.v......
Up to bedfordshire, had a shag, up at 6.30am for a repeat performance.
He left at 9.10am, i fell into work at 10am, clutching a pack of bacon as a piece offering to work colleagues.
This evening WE ARE STAYING IN, it's true..........i say it every week, but it's actually happened.
8 of us are collating at the cottages, for Trivial pursuits and more wine and nibbles than you can shake a stick at.
Andy is going to the Sportsmans dinner at Scholes cricket club, Ross's father has bought him a table for his 18th, and he's chosen 10 mates to join him..bless!
They'll be dining, then drinking brandy, smoking cigars and congratulating each other on being masters of the universe!
BUT they'll be no strippers, they're at the "gentlemens dinners".....silly me!
He actually wanted to come and play triv. though!!!
But really funny!
Had an ace night, he's so lovely!!
I always thought once i had him in the palm of my hand, i wouldn't want him...how wrong can one be?
Had 3 in spoons, saw Joff, Chris Rhodes, Spug, Rach, Dean and Toffy............popular haunt.
Met Matt's Dad at the quiz, Woz turned up, had 4 more beers in there, we won the quiz and it was down to me as they didn't know who wrote Women in Love or the 3 band members in the Thomson twins.......
Hahhaaaa i'm a winner, "look how clever your bird is Andy".
Although, i think i need to spice my stories up a bit, he gets really excited when telling tales, his face lights up, he looks all animated and laughs like a drain.
When i try tell him that something similar happened to me, he listens, then seems to be waiting for the punchline after i've delivered it.
Suppose all my good stories involve shagging (other people than him) and being so drunk i'm sick down myself...classy!!
Anyhow, i'm not going to worry.........
So we were mullered, all the lights had been turned off at the Wickham, Richard gave us a lift home, vaguely remember drinking Beth's beer and being frightened by Frank Skinners hair on the t.v......
Up to bedfordshire, had a shag, up at 6.30am for a repeat performance.
He left at 9.10am, i fell into work at 10am, clutching a pack of bacon as a piece offering to work colleagues.
This evening WE ARE STAYING IN, it's true..........i say it every week, but it's actually happened.
8 of us are collating at the cottages, for Trivial pursuits and more wine and nibbles than you can shake a stick at.
Andy is going to the Sportsmans dinner at Scholes cricket club, Ross's father has bought him a table for his 18th, and he's chosen 10 mates to join him..bless!
They'll be dining, then drinking brandy, smoking cigars and congratulating each other on being masters of the universe!
BUT they'll be no strippers, they're at the "gentlemens dinners".....silly me!
He actually wanted to come and play triv. though!!!
posted by Karen @ 3:50 PM
1 Comments:
At 10:09 AM,
Matt said…
Wahey, a quote from "Titanic"!
Not my favourite one: "She is the largest moving object ever built by the hand of man in all history!". Or my second favourite one "I see you had that undertaker of a manservant follow me; how typical!"
I think collating is the wrong word BTW.
Wahey, bring on the quotes!!
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