My Email is down

So i'll reply to all emails and ask people what i need to know on the blog and just hope folk are reading it!!!


Matt what the fuck were you doing in bed at 9.16pm, did you sleep right through till this morning?

Helen i doubt i'll be able to make it to your Halloween party in Southampton next Saturday, as much as i'd like to dress up as a witch then drive for 4 hours to sleep on your floor with loads of other lesbians and doctors who either want to do me or experiment on me!!

Emma you're right, men need everything spelling out for them, Sam's Mum called it the "dog Syndrome".......that's all they understand, shit, eat, sleep,fuck, football (rugby) beer!

Sam, what time are we doing ladies who lunch on Sunday?
What's the plan?

Spug/Hayley/Tina/Beth, who's playing out this weekend?, Spug what shifts are you working?

Rich, i thought it was you that commented on my "jiggered post" it's not it's a Yorkshire lad!!!

Sarah what the FUCK were you tutting at on the itinerary?
Everyone else.... Hi!!