SORRY PEOPLE!

I've got a confession to make! I haven't been reading the blog for quite a while!
So sorry - I've had a quick scan and got myself slightly up-to-date. I promise to keep checking back every now and then to see what you're all up to.

Just a tiny re-cap of what's been going on - guess I'm speaking on behalf of both myself and Mark as we do things together most of the time (put away your sick buckets!)

We have mainly been drinking and smoking lots in different parts of erm....... West Yorkshire. Bradford, Cleckheaton, Heckmondwike, etc. Nothing too exciting has gone off and anytime something has my dearest sister blogs it anyway.

Although I must add to Karen's May Day weekend that she stole Liam's curry in Sloppy Joe's (according to Keiron) and frightened the poor boy half to death!

This weekend was a boozy, expensive one!
Friday night we went into Cleck with Mark's friend Matt and met up with Karen & Co in Spoons but lost them again. Then ran into Mark's folks - you just can't help but love Bev & Alan! Especially when Alan fakes masturbation in the silent Rose & Crown with Matt nearly in tears with laughter! Bev did not much appreciate Matt's language but nevermind.

Proceeded to the ever so expensive Malt Shovel with the equally delightful Mabel staring people out and freaking the shit out of us! Matts language continued through a pissed-up explanation of where to go on Marks stag night (didn't realise we'd set a date but nevermind)

Onto the Regal where Matt fell asleep - he was staying at Marks so offered to take him home. Stopped off to get him food then came back in the taxi for more beer! Karen, Matt & MJW were just leaving as I was going back inside (got done by MJW as he presumed I'd just arrived I think)

Then we were discussing going to the Outbacks with Dean & Rach but Mark was desperately in need of food as he could hardly stand up! Opted for beer and food back at Marks via Sloppys to pick up the essentials (WKD, MILLER & CURRY).

Back at Mark's everyone ate bar myself (needed more beer), Rachel bleed on the floor and Dean was sick in the garden! Such the model parents - hee hee!

Saturday went into Dewsbury for a bit of shopping, applied fake nails (only thing I do that's girly) then attended a wedding do of a lady from Mark's work. Nothing to report there as it was dull! Perked up when we got back to Mark's and had Chinese (chicken in gravy with chips!)

Sunday went for Sunday lunch with the expectant parents Emma & Keiron - very nice indeed! I highly recommend Commercial Sunday Lunches - as Bernard Matthews would say its Bootiful!

Monday was red hot beer garden weather so thats exactly where we went - to the Malt Shovel! Was joined by Zoe, Deano, Rachel, Megan and Rachel's friend Kat. Spent most of the day drinking - was asked to stay out with Karen to wait for Matt when everyone else had gone home. Much to the disappointment of Mark as he wanted a shag! Poor lad!

Tuesday was rough as hell - got up at 3 in the morning to the sound of the Police helicopter and lights shining through the window. Went into the bathroom to investigate to find elder brother Steven Horner in his boxer shorts peering through the bathroom window. We are Marlenes in disguise! Real life curtain twitchers! Oh heck!

Nothing to report of yesterday or today and now that I have bored you all to death and nearly broken all my false nails off on the keyboard I'm going to love you and leave you!

See you and I promise to pop back soon! xx