I'm surprised someone hasn't married me
I am a domestic organised goddess:
Was just telling Matt what I got up to last night:
I had no room in my wardrobe as I keep buying new clobber, so I boxed up a huge crate of clothes for the charity.
Then I had to do all my ironing (15 tops) to fill the space in wardrobe.
Washed all bedding and put on clean crisp bedding for cats to cover in hair.
Mopped kitchen floor and sided all shopping from M&S.
Next I made a chicken curry for tonight's tea and froze 2 portions, then I made a chicken, bacon, mushroom pasta with tomato and mascerpone sauce for last night tea and also froze 2 portions.
Finally sat down to eat tea, then watched Desperate Housewives while sewing underwire thingy back in the bra i want to wear on Friday with new blouse, also sewed belt loop back on jeans that I'd rived off while trying to get my kegs down in a hurry to piss in a bin somewhere, then the hem on my best trousers.
Went up to bed at 11pm and read for an hour, then woke up at 2.20am after a mad dream..........My boss had paid for us all to go to London to stay in the Hilton, i was trying to cash a business cheque at the bar as we wanted to drink elsewhere, (Beth wasn't wearing a navy blue blazer for nothing), then this mad woman turned up and she was wearing a tinting cap and chasing David, then she threw acid in his face, security were called and it was okay for a bit, mad woman then returned with a washing up bowl full of acid and threw it into a crowd of people, i woke up just as Steven head was in a grate full of acid and he was choking on it, (his head was going under as he was beginning to drown).
This was a tad more disturbing than Tuesday nights dream, Sarah came up Tuesday evening brandishing birthday card and gift..........hoorah!! Delia Smiths complete cookery course book, what an ace present!!?! (this bit actually happened , it's not part of the dream).
So we drank coffee and talked about Sexy Simon and AP...Typically!!
Took myself up to bed at 11pm and thought i'd watch a fish called Wanda to ensure i would be knackered and have a full good nights sleep......not to be.......... i woke at 5.45am sweating like a horse over mad vivid dream.....i was overtaking Bev and Andy as they were running the Marathon, anyway Jason was in the dream as well but i'm not quite sure where! AP was wearing a jade green satin tracksuit as he ran over the finish line in last place, Hayley was laughing over how slow a runner he was, then she said "and he wearing Sharons tracksuit" so to defend him i smashed my beaker into her face and she just carried on laughing as it didn't break and she must have thought it was a joke.
Poor Hayley she'll be wanting my birthday vouchers back, when she's read this!
SO YOU SEE!
I may be a raving, drunken lunatic of a weekend, but look what a model wife i can act like Monday to Thursday!!!??!!
Well apart from the mad dreams, anyone analysing them will have me sectioned before any fucker would even get me 1/2 way to the altar.
Was just telling Matt what I got up to last night:
I had no room in my wardrobe as I keep buying new clobber, so I boxed up a huge crate of clothes for the charity.
Then I had to do all my ironing (15 tops) to fill the space in wardrobe.
Washed all bedding and put on clean crisp bedding for cats to cover in hair.
Mopped kitchen floor and sided all shopping from M&S.
Next I made a chicken curry for tonight's tea and froze 2 portions, then I made a chicken, bacon, mushroom pasta with tomato and mascerpone sauce for last night tea and also froze 2 portions.
Finally sat down to eat tea, then watched Desperate Housewives while sewing underwire thingy back in the bra i want to wear on Friday with new blouse, also sewed belt loop back on jeans that I'd rived off while trying to get my kegs down in a hurry to piss in a bin somewhere, then the hem on my best trousers.
Went up to bed at 11pm and read for an hour, then woke up at 2.20am after a mad dream..........My boss had paid for us all to go to London to stay in the Hilton, i was trying to cash a business cheque at the bar as we wanted to drink elsewhere, (Beth wasn't wearing a navy blue blazer for nothing), then this mad woman turned up and she was wearing a tinting cap and chasing David, then she threw acid in his face, security were called and it was okay for a bit, mad woman then returned with a washing up bowl full of acid and threw it into a crowd of people, i woke up just as Steven head was in a grate full of acid and he was choking on it, (his head was going under as he was beginning to drown).
This was a tad more disturbing than Tuesday nights dream, Sarah came up Tuesday evening brandishing birthday card and gift..........hoorah!! Delia Smiths complete cookery course book, what an ace present!!?! (this bit actually happened , it's not part of the dream).
So we drank coffee and talked about Sexy Simon and AP...Typically!!
Took myself up to bed at 11pm and thought i'd watch a fish called Wanda to ensure i would be knackered and have a full good nights sleep......not to be.......... i woke at 5.45am sweating like a horse over mad vivid dream.....i was overtaking Bev and Andy as they were running the Marathon, anyway Jason was in the dream as well but i'm not quite sure where! AP was wearing a jade green satin tracksuit as he ran over the finish line in last place, Hayley was laughing over how slow a runner he was, then she said "and he wearing Sharons tracksuit" so to defend him i smashed my beaker into her face and she just carried on laughing as it didn't break and she must have thought it was a joke.
Poor Hayley she'll be wanting my birthday vouchers back, when she's read this!
SO YOU SEE!
I may be a raving, drunken lunatic of a weekend, but look what a model wife i can act like Monday to Thursday!!!??!!
Well apart from the mad dreams, anyone analysing them will have me sectioned before any fucker would even get me 1/2 way to the altar.
posted by Karen @ 11:19 AM
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