Wedded Bliss
Hi Guys.
Havent been round cleck for ages properly anyway - popped out last night for a few to Obediah.
Currently in insular relationship mode so forgive me if I appear rude - i'm not. I lost my phone and my new one ain't got nobodies number in it. Karen - Happy Birthday hun, just read it on here - my my 26 already;-)
Let's try bring things up to date - what have I done for the last 6 weeks. Erm. well not a lot, spent lots of time drinking in Leeds and my wallet is suffering all the more for it, went to see High Gay Priestess Kylie last sunday in Manchester, but couldnt go for a bevvy as had my 10 year old niece with me - you want to feel old, try dancing to "I should be so lucky" with your 20 years younger niece stood beside you! Anyway, H.M Kylie was on top form as she always is at the MEN Arena, fabulous throughout - anyone doubting her charms really should catch her live - she put's on what is probably the best pop concert there ever was and probably ever will be - forget paying £120 to see Madge mime and creak her way through "like a virgin" (as if she ever was), and put your money on Kylie - besides if your Gay or know anyone remotely gay it's the law!
Just got tickets through to see Neil Diamond on my Birthday also at the MEN arena - I'm guessing he won't shimmy on to the stage wearing a 5 foot feather tiara or wearing a 16" waist corset, or waft on to the stage straddling a silver glitter half-moon singing "over the rainbow" but I'm sure he'll put on a fine show nevertherless. Then I'm off to the Lakes for the weekend to celebrate my 29th (next year I will be 28, and the next year I will be 27 - do you think Botox is like DVD players, will it be cheaper in 2 years time and will you be able to buy it at ASDA?)
Havent been round cleck for ages properly anyway - popped out last night for a few to Obediah.
Currently in insular relationship mode so forgive me if I appear rude - i'm not. I lost my phone and my new one ain't got nobodies number in it. Karen - Happy Birthday hun, just read it on here - my my 26 already;-)
Let's try bring things up to date - what have I done for the last 6 weeks. Erm. well not a lot, spent lots of time drinking in Leeds and my wallet is suffering all the more for it, went to see High Gay Priestess Kylie last sunday in Manchester, but couldnt go for a bevvy as had my 10 year old niece with me - you want to feel old, try dancing to "I should be so lucky" with your 20 years younger niece stood beside you! Anyway, H.M Kylie was on top form as she always is at the MEN Arena, fabulous throughout - anyone doubting her charms really should catch her live - she put's on what is probably the best pop concert there ever was and probably ever will be - forget paying £120 to see Madge mime and creak her way through "like a virgin" (as if she ever was), and put your money on Kylie - besides if your Gay or know anyone remotely gay it's the law!
Just got tickets through to see Neil Diamond on my Birthday also at the MEN arena - I'm guessing he won't shimmy on to the stage wearing a 5 foot feather tiara or wearing a 16" waist corset, or waft on to the stage straddling a silver glitter half-moon singing "over the rainbow" but I'm sure he'll put on a fine show nevertherless. Then I'm off to the Lakes for the weekend to celebrate my 29th (next year I will be 28, and the next year I will be 27 - do you think Botox is like DVD players, will it be cheaper in 2 years time and will you be able to buy it at ASDA?)
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