I love bank holidays, we should have one a week

I love bank holidays. Buzzing Friday at work as just booked Ibiza for the opening parties of Space and DC10. £129.00! Bargain. Unsure of where we are staying yet though. Must book this week else we’re fooked. Going for 7 days 04/06/05. I’m going to get reamed.

Anyway, was in good spirits because of up and coming holiday. Melissa’s birthday tonight too, so we bought a comedy bottle of vodka again from Makro and got leathered before we left the house. Met Melissa and her bloke Lee, Liz and her husband (don’t know his name) and my cute friend Lee met me later in the Cellar bar. What a boring bar! It was full of crusty students looking all bland and middle class. Lee came to meet me with gay friend Sean. Lee is so camp and was all over this guy, I’m getting quite suspicious that he may be gay. But really I think he just likes attention. Be it Male or Female. Headed off to Mojo’s where we did shots of Jagermiester and shed loads of Vodka. I was chatting up some guy that was really cute and funny, but Lee started getting stroppy. Then he started taking off his clothes cos he was so pissed. I had to remove Lee before he got us thrown out, so on the way out, I asked cute boy to get my number from Melissa and we’d hook up.

No taxi drivers would pick us up cos we were so wasted, so it took us ages to get a cab. Got home, rang ‘Gimme some beer’ looked in his van to pick what we wanted, tried to buy some weed as well but he didn’t have any.

I have vague flash backs of sucking Lee off in the front room and then we had sex in my bed, but it’s all a little blurry. Though the bits I remember were quite good. Even more confused now. We don’t do that! We just share a bed usually.

Saturday
Got a text from Anglesey Matt asking if I wanted to go out with him tonight, Er NO!!!! Lee, Farida and I went to town. First stop at Normans for hair of the dog. A couple of bloody Mary’s later, I left Lee in the bar and went to Topshop to buy a skirt I had my eye on. Realised how pissed I was, bought random shite and made my way back to Lee in the bar. I got drunk. Mid afternoon made our way to Hyde Park to buy weed and pills for the evening’s debauchery. When ever I’m pissed I really fancy Lee. He looked so hot. I just wanted to grab him! This is very unlike me. We are just friends. I didn’t act on it though.
We got a free G of coke for no reason from our guy, so we headed off home and had vodka and cocaine before getting ready to go to Speed Queen for mate Sarah’s birthday. Left Lee in the house smoking weed, with a pill that he had to take at 1.30am so he would be wired enough for us when we got home.
Speed queen was amazing!! Played wicked tunes and I danced all night! Knowing that I had a cute boy at home waiting was even better! Rolled in at 2.30am this is very early for me. Lee and I stayed up all night listening to Aretha Franklin off our heads. Nothing happened though.

Sunday, we stayed in bed all day feeling very special, smoking weed and eating Chinese. Friend Polly called round p*ssed out of her face.

Monday
Lee went home, me and wife cleaned house, went to Morrison’s, did washing and hung it out whilst wife cleaned bathroom. Had Sunday lunch and nice bottle of red wine. Very smug at how bolloxed we were over weekend to how normal we are now. Love that shit!
Got text from Anglesey Matt, he said he’s dumped his bird and can we meet up. Agggh! One thing, I don’t believe him and secondly, I think I like Lee…