Dear Emma

Yes.........go to Anglessey, if you can easily call a day with fit boy once you are home, however if you are going to get emotionally attached then stop right now.

But a free holiday, you'd be a fool to turn it down.

I try not to speak to Rhodesy if i can help it, he talks too loud and his skin is a bit on the dry side for my liking.

Plus he also thinks a raisin and an Asprin will kill a cat, we all know cats love raisins and NOT tuna.

So he can't possibly be related to you because, you erm??
Speak softly and have baby smooth skin...........or summert!