Wednesday already?
Having a lovely week.
All is well in Horner land.
Just had the biggest KFC in the world, both boss's out at the accountants/briefs etc.
So we're filling our car boots, i've only got some step ladders, a new carsey seat (for Rach and Dean), some cosmetic kits, manicure kits, a shirt, candles, some baby wraps and towels, that'll do for now, but i need to fill the present trunk up on a regular basis.
I thought it was Thursday today, do you know when you wake up and for a fleeting moment, you think it's a different day? Well i'd got all the way to the chain bar, thinking it was weekend eve...........bastard!
What have i done this week?
Monday, shuffled through the day like the walking dead, called at Marlo's on the way home, stayed an hour, she's fretting over the house not selling, Bless!!
Jim insisted on plating some dinner up for me to take home and microwave, because i obviously can't cook, in fact i haven't eaten in the 15 years since i left home.
Watched some crap t.v and tried to fit a free view box, but didn't know what the fuck i was doing, so gave it up as a bad job, ended up calling Matt for a 10 min chat and ended up chatting for 1 1/2hrs...oops!!
Tuesday......did nothing but shop all day yesterday (in works time of course), spoke to Tina, to get Katys house number,to send her and Grant a house warming card, she was pissing her pants over the photos she'd taken on Friday night!!!!!!Unloaded all shopping at teatime, food shopping, cat shopping, toiletries, other random buys including a "blackout blind" genius, so when you wake up at 5am and the sun is streaming through the curtains, " cats will immediately stop dancing like the bacardi breezer cat, thinking they are going to get their breakfast"........Marlene was laughing like a drain "ooh i'm surprised you haven't bought one earlier to help you sleep like!!!!!!". She calling me lazy bones?
So Phillips screwdriver in hand, i set too.......don't bother reading instructions or measuring where the screws need to fit to enable new blind to hang level.....fuck that, just guess.........then when blind doesn't go up 1st time, force it......while sweating and screaming in a mad temper until the fitting inside the blind has come apart, rendering it useless, next sit on the bed a further 20 mins, re-thread "the roller" part of the blind while chain smoking regal king size still muttering like a lunatic, make another 6 or 8 holes in the window frame, Finally blind is up, only took ONE HOUR, it's not level and it still let's in light around 3 sides, but i put it up myself, with out the aid of a man......SO THERE!
Me Stubborn???
Had chilli and chips, watched Eastenders, Holby city and Hustle, took myself off to Bedfordshire to watch No Angels, and slept 9 hrs........feel bright as a button today.
Spent the 1st 2 hours of the morning, cleaning offices and loos, vaccing, dusting, making toast and coffees, phoned Kay (poor lady) Chris has counted 75 chicken pox spots all over her body, in her hair, ears and her floo.....ouch!! not just little spots, weeping yellow sores (Tina'd have her camera phone out by this point).
Still Kay wasn't poorly enough to forget about my hair, i'm definitely having it done and that's final, but she's bought me my favorite Virgin-vie glittery lipgloss for my birthday, (that'll be a nice surprise when i open it then).....bless!!!
3pm now, haven't done a stitch of work only nick samples and fetch lunches, blog and email MJ and Matt (not his Gmail is back up).
MJ is calling this evening to fit my freeview box properly and eat "SHOE buns" everyone else knows they're actually "Choux buns". Poor MJ!!!!
Weekend pending, doing nowt for my birthday due to peoples finances, workshifts and the blinking weather, Fri we're going out just for last orders,as Spug, Beth and Tina are all working lates, whatever they are, Sun i'm trying to rally a few friends round to go out for Sunday Shandies, but we are going to have a night out on Fri 29th, as Matt is in town and i'm sure that barmy Sarah is too...where ever she is???
I'm thinking she's spent the last week having tantric sex as she certainly hasn't phoned, text or emailed me.
This Saturday Hayley and Spug have asked me to go watch the last rugby match of the season, might go as AP will be way playing cricket.....sorted!
All is well in Horner land.
Just had the biggest KFC in the world, both boss's out at the accountants/briefs etc.
So we're filling our car boots, i've only got some step ladders, a new carsey seat (for Rach and Dean), some cosmetic kits, manicure kits, a shirt, candles, some baby wraps and towels, that'll do for now, but i need to fill the present trunk up on a regular basis.
I thought it was Thursday today, do you know when you wake up and for a fleeting moment, you think it's a different day? Well i'd got all the way to the chain bar, thinking it was weekend eve...........bastard!
What have i done this week?
Monday, shuffled through the day like the walking dead, called at Marlo's on the way home, stayed an hour, she's fretting over the house not selling, Bless!!
Jim insisted on plating some dinner up for me to take home and microwave, because i obviously can't cook, in fact i haven't eaten in the 15 years since i left home.
Watched some crap t.v and tried to fit a free view box, but didn't know what the fuck i was doing, so gave it up as a bad job, ended up calling Matt for a 10 min chat and ended up chatting for 1 1/2hrs...oops!!
Tuesday......did nothing but shop all day yesterday (in works time of course), spoke to Tina, to get Katys house number,to send her and Grant a house warming card, she was pissing her pants over the photos she'd taken on Friday night!!!!!!Unloaded all shopping at teatime, food shopping, cat shopping, toiletries, other random buys including a "blackout blind" genius, so when you wake up at 5am and the sun is streaming through the curtains, " cats will immediately stop dancing like the bacardi breezer cat, thinking they are going to get their breakfast"........Marlene was laughing like a drain "ooh i'm surprised you haven't bought one earlier to help you sleep like!!!!!!". She calling me lazy bones?
So Phillips screwdriver in hand, i set too.......don't bother reading instructions or measuring where the screws need to fit to enable new blind to hang level.....fuck that, just guess.........then when blind doesn't go up 1st time, force it......while sweating and screaming in a mad temper until the fitting inside the blind has come apart, rendering it useless, next sit on the bed a further 20 mins, re-thread "the roller" part of the blind while chain smoking regal king size still muttering like a lunatic, make another 6 or 8 holes in the window frame, Finally blind is up, only took ONE HOUR, it's not level and it still let's in light around 3 sides, but i put it up myself, with out the aid of a man......SO THERE!
Me Stubborn???
Had chilli and chips, watched Eastenders, Holby city and Hustle, took myself off to Bedfordshire to watch No Angels, and slept 9 hrs........feel bright as a button today.
Spent the 1st 2 hours of the morning, cleaning offices and loos, vaccing, dusting, making toast and coffees, phoned Kay (poor lady) Chris has counted 75 chicken pox spots all over her body, in her hair, ears and her floo.....ouch!! not just little spots, weeping yellow sores (Tina'd have her camera phone out by this point).
Still Kay wasn't poorly enough to forget about my hair, i'm definitely having it done and that's final, but she's bought me my favorite Virgin-vie glittery lipgloss for my birthday, (that'll be a nice surprise when i open it then).....bless!!!
3pm now, haven't done a stitch of work only nick samples and fetch lunches, blog and email MJ and Matt (not his Gmail is back up).
MJ is calling this evening to fit my freeview box properly and eat "SHOE buns" everyone else knows they're actually "Choux buns". Poor MJ!!!!
Weekend pending, doing nowt for my birthday due to peoples finances, workshifts and the blinking weather, Fri we're going out just for last orders,as Spug, Beth and Tina are all working lates, whatever they are, Sun i'm trying to rally a few friends round to go out for Sunday Shandies, but we are going to have a night out on Fri 29th, as Matt is in town and i'm sure that barmy Sarah is too...where ever she is???
I'm thinking she's spent the last week having tantric sex as she certainly hasn't phoned, text or emailed me.
This Saturday Hayley and Spug have asked me to go watch the last rugby match of the season, might go as AP will be way playing cricket.....sorted!
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