Farida, Emma's wife
At 3:44 PM, The Wife said...
The other half has asked me to contribute the weekends debauchery and as the obedient wife that I am, I have fully taken to the task in hand.... Just trying to remeber where it all started (to go wrong).
Ah yes, my sister deicded to pay me a visit which was slightly inconveniant as Emma and myself had resigned ourselves to staying in due to excessive spending over the bankholiday. The sister also wanted to pursue some drug fueled behaviour - also inconveniant as Emma and myself were trying not to go down that road due to excessive drug taking over the bank holiday.
With my arms twisted I had no choice but to visit Chapel Town where muchos drugos were given away and some bought. emma was unable to accompany us on the trip but phoned every 5 minutes requesting the presence on The Wife & wife sister so she could have some of what we got.
Eventually arrived home, got stuck in and went out.
Town was shit. Dragged the sister to bar after bar and then back again to the same bars. Necked loads of pills. Went to Normans where cute bar man looked after me, making sure I got served and giving me cheap drinks. went to Space which was shit so went home.
The sister went to sleep so me and Emma assesed the drug situation - it was looking good, we lumped on snorting pills and coke. Eventually we ran out so I went to steal my sisters stash. She woke up mid steal and told me to sod off - my answer was that she could either hand the pills over or I'd root until I found them - it was as simple as that and if she didn't believe me she should take a look at my eyes.
Got the pills. It was around this time that Emma and myself had the ingenious idea of getting the old sunshine variety bus out for the day and lumping on big style, we just had to make it through the next couple of hours before the fun could commence and we could get some more drugs.
In true trooper style we managed it, just. My sister gave us a lift to town (bonus) and we got stuck into some bloody Marys and then off to Chapel Town. We ended up at some dodgy pub waiting to get some drugs (although he had kindly left us with some to be getting on with)
Got bored of the pub so we went to the park and asked random people stupid questions until drug dealer located us and filled our pockets with more drugs.
Went to Normans. Felt quite special by this time and so we hid (by the window) for some time. The bar men again looked after us like a couple of special care cases. Decided it was time to leave public places and a barman put us in a taxi.
Went home and assesed the drug situation - it looked spankingly good so got stuck in. It was about this time that we invented a new game wherby Emma mimed playing a musical instrument and I guessed what it was. I found I was an expert at this game and we went through every single musical instrument we could think of until we had exhausted the muscial instrument genre. But then it hit me like a big stick. DIDGERIDOO - genius, shortly followed by MARACAS which was funny cos at the time I was feeling fairly off my maracas. Emma followed up with castanets and a game was born.
The drugs stopped working and we had to concede the night was over, it was 3am Sunday morning and we hadn't slept since Thursday night.
Woke up and had a bloody good roast.
Off to jakes for half price steaks tonight and a good perv at some bar men.
The other half has asked me to contribute the weekends debauchery and as the obedient wife that I am, I have fully taken to the task in hand.... Just trying to remeber where it all started (to go wrong).
Ah yes, my sister deicded to pay me a visit which was slightly inconveniant as Emma and myself had resigned ourselves to staying in due to excessive spending over the bankholiday. The sister also wanted to pursue some drug fueled behaviour - also inconveniant as Emma and myself were trying not to go down that road due to excessive drug taking over the bank holiday.
With my arms twisted I had no choice but to visit Chapel Town where muchos drugos were given away and some bought. emma was unable to accompany us on the trip but phoned every 5 minutes requesting the presence on The Wife & wife sister so she could have some of what we got.
Eventually arrived home, got stuck in and went out.
Town was shit. Dragged the sister to bar after bar and then back again to the same bars. Necked loads of pills. Went to Normans where cute bar man looked after me, making sure I got served and giving me cheap drinks. went to Space which was shit so went home.
The sister went to sleep so me and Emma assesed the drug situation - it was looking good, we lumped on snorting pills and coke. Eventually we ran out so I went to steal my sisters stash. She woke up mid steal and told me to sod off - my answer was that she could either hand the pills over or I'd root until I found them - it was as simple as that and if she didn't believe me she should take a look at my eyes.
Got the pills. It was around this time that Emma and myself had the ingenious idea of getting the old sunshine variety bus out for the day and lumping on big style, we just had to make it through the next couple of hours before the fun could commence and we could get some more drugs.
In true trooper style we managed it, just. My sister gave us a lift to town (bonus) and we got stuck into some bloody Marys and then off to Chapel Town. We ended up at some dodgy pub waiting to get some drugs (although he had kindly left us with some to be getting on with)
Got bored of the pub so we went to the park and asked random people stupid questions until drug dealer located us and filled our pockets with more drugs.
Went to Normans. Felt quite special by this time and so we hid (by the window) for some time. The bar men again looked after us like a couple of special care cases. Decided it was time to leave public places and a barman put us in a taxi.
Went home and assesed the drug situation - it looked spankingly good so got stuck in. It was about this time that we invented a new game wherby Emma mimed playing a musical instrument and I guessed what it was. I found I was an expert at this game and we went through every single musical instrument we could think of until we had exhausted the muscial instrument genre. But then it hit me like a big stick. DIDGERIDOO - genius, shortly followed by MARACAS which was funny cos at the time I was feeling fairly off my maracas. Emma followed up with castanets and a game was born.
The drugs stopped working and we had to concede the night was over, it was 3am Sunday morning and we hadn't slept since Thursday night.
Woke up and had a bloody good roast.
Off to jakes for half price steaks tonight and a good perv at some bar men.
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