Karen shall we have a spliff?

David my boss, has just asked me if i want to smoke dope in the office with him.

Now that's wrong, wrong, wrong.

He's rolling a joint now, as i type.......aahhh! get me out of here.

Well my week so far, which will be boring as hell in party animal Matt's book.

Monday, collected car, now fixed...hooray.

In the evening chatted to Kay at length on the phone, read and watched t.v.

Tuesday, Helen phoned and we chatted and laughed for a whole hour during works time, last night went to pizza hut with Steven, it was okay but i think it's expensive and overrated and Steven guilted me into leaving a £3 tip, which made the whole experience dearer than Aldo's.

This evening i'm going to do my roots then probably go white water rafting.

Andy Porrait has not phoned to come up and see me.

I really must learn to read between the lines and translate.

"Yeah i miss you and i will come up and see you in the week".

Translation.

"I am drunk and sleepy, i have been beaten up with a baseball bat and will say anything to get you off the phone so i can go back to sleep, i will not come and see you in the week, but will see you at the weekend where i will endeaver to ignore you as i will be acting like an alpha male with the lads, however i will glance over 147 times to check you are not talking to anyone of the opposite sex".

Helen read my tarot yesterday.

1st card.. i have been making a fool over myself with someone.

2nd card.. A wrangle with a lady over money issues??!!?

3rd card.. The prince of swords, a new man on the horizon, a professional older male with dark hair.
Don't know who he is but he sounds good to me, no doubt i'll have a few halves of lager and he'll have my knickers off in 0.4 seconds.