Guess who's back?

Back again.
Yep that Sarah back from the Yarmouth, causing her bother!

Nearly fucking fainted, we got to spoons (admittedly a little late as Hayley Jane had misplaced her handbag somewhere on her sofa bed)but there was Elsworth, nursing her lagertop!! SHE'S NEVER early!!!!

So we hovered a while, some freak with a dyed back elvis styley mullet, was barking at Sarah "i've just got back from Brid, i moved there a year ago like wi bird, but she kicked me out so now i'm kipping on a mates floor" Sarah was mouthing save me!! while Me, Spug, Hayley, Beth and Tina just ignored her and went to get a table.

Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!

Had 4 pints in Spoons, Sarah had 3 coz she was full????
Got to the turnstiles, where Sarah went straight to the loos to wang her guts up, so she make some room for vodka (this girl is 32).
Sat on them really fucking uncomfy leather sofas, had 2 pints of cider and black.
Some scarey bird, nursing a pint of Guinness was chuntering "i've come to say sorry for other week, i was arseholed" fuckoff you frightening lessie, get out of my face!!!

Ran up to the Station, Sarah had already got me a pint of cider, i was going to ask for shandy..........she's a naughty girl!!

Went to the loos, stared in horror at the bin i supposedly pissed in, it never happened govenor, i couldn't even get one arse cheek on that thing!!!

It was dead as a dodo in there and the Regal bar in the sky wasn't much better.
Not one sexy man in sight to swap spit with, Sarah's answer...........fuck it lets drink DEISEL........??!!?

Oh fuck, so a bit of jigging, more deisel, then Sarah appears..... "Karen, that girl in the green top over there, hit me on the head, i told her she's only get away with this once" this wasn't good enough for me. NOONE get fancy with their fists with my mates!!!!!!!

Next thing i suggested girl in green, maybe should say sorry to The girl drinking deisel called Sarah!!!

Told the bint she should stop spitting in my face and maybe try to speak properly, next shes chasing me and Sarah down the regal steps saying "come back here you fat bitches" hahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!

That went to plan, ran past Greggs, it was shut so no pasties for the lard ladies!!!!!!

Got to sloppies, remembered Matts suggestion that i should have a chicken bhuna, fuck that "lamb korma, Javved".
Sarah ordered just a dry garlic naan!!!!!!

Then Spug turned up with a face like thunder! WE'D FORGOTTEN HER!!!!!!! we were getting into a scrap and forgot poor Spuggy!!! Sooreeyyy Spuggy, i'll buy you a pint tonight.


So was in bed at 1am, rubbish!!

But on the upside, was a wake early, no hangover today!!!
Picure on health, been up mowed the lawn, been to tescos, petshop for black sunflower seed and squirrel nuts, then called at Marlos.....only Steven in, so we went to buy some razor blades! random.
Then we cleaned all the patio furniture, had caffitiere coffee, Sausage, Scrambled eggs, Bacon, mushrooms, beans, wholemeal rolls and toast in the garden.
Great days, am blogging in Stevens bedroom as the fucking library is shut and i was off work yesterday and am having withdrawl from the blog!!!

So another night round Clecksville tonight, Matt home, Steven is attending and then the other usual suspects......bring it on.

I must txt that James......see what he's up to !
12 shags in 1 week......What the fuck???