I nicked this off....

1. What time did you get up this morning ? 7.10am boo! hiss!
2. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Bridgett Jones, Edge of Reason. Tripe.
3. What is your favourite TV show? Shameless
4. What did you have for breakfast? Alka-Seltzer and a fag
5.What is your middle name? Joanne Margaret
6. What is your favourite cuisine? Pie, chips, mushy peas and gravy, yum!
7. What foods do you dislike? Anything too fancy or foreign
8. What is your favourite crisp flavour? Salt and vinegar all the way!
9. What is your favourite CD at the moment? Ian Brown, FabricLondon, Dandy Warholes, Kings of Leon
10. What kind of car do you drive? no. 42 bus, or Farida's corsa illegally
11. Favourite sandwich? with chips in it.
13. Favourite item of clothing? skin tight earl jeans, cow boy boots and a smile!
14. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation? Australia
15. What colour is your bathroom? White and blue, boring!
16. Favourite brand of clothing? Gucci, fantasy-Top shop, reality
17. Where would you retire to? Ibiza
18. Favourite time of the day? 10.30pm
19. Favourite sport to watch? none!
20. What fabric detergent do you use? persil and lenor
21. Coke or Pepsi? Diet coke
22. Are you a morning person or a night owl? Night owl
23. What is your shoe size? 7 (I'm tall)
24. Do you have any pets? the wife
25. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with your Friends? I had 3 hours sleep last night
26. What did you want to do when you were little? read the weather and shag Jason Donovan
27. What are you meant to be doing today? work