Tummy ache

I feel rubbish, this isn't normal.........i've been off it for I reckon, nearly 2 weeks now.
NO I'm not up'duff.
NO good, I want to be well again, I'm not a sicky person, I have the constitution of an ox....Usually, maybe I have caught big girls blouse disease from AP, note to self... Phone mother later and tell her about my bowel movements.

So my week so far, hang on to your seats....Tuesday lunchtime, was taken out to dine by off sick boyfriend sporting his blue splint, had a lovely lunch in Spoons, didn't want to go back to work though, boo hiss!

Tuesday evening, did nothing but lie on the sofa and feel sorry for myself.

Wednesday..Took some Andrews health salts for breakfast (this is on top of Altacite plus, pepto bismal, paracetamol, Indian tonic water, all taken over the last few days, ALL having nil effect).
Did no work, just walked around the office, wining...........Called at Morrisons at lunch for supplies, then took myself off home at 3.30pm, was in bed from 4-6, had to get up or i wouldn't have slept that night.
Had a spot of tea..........(note, illness not putting me off my fodder), had a rubbish night, no Desperate Housewives.......Finished book the previous night, so started a new one.

God I'm boring myself writing this, don't know about you lot reading it!

Thursday, felt crap 1st thing but threw myself into work with Gusto, we really need some gear, business is very quiet and I need some commission as I've spent all my spare cash on fridge/freezer.
Felt better at lunchtime, as I dined with Mr.Porrait again in Leeds train station weatherspoons. He loves my work and comes in and talks shop wi lads,(but not Mick, the warehouse manager, he only arrived at 2pm yesterday as he's been in the cells for harassing his ex.wife)........ tee hee very funny!
Worked all yesterday afternoon, v.busy indeed, home at t.time......took bin up, bath, fake-tanned, shifted washing from airer, having a t.v dinner when Andy arrived at the 7!! Watched t.v, ligged about, went upstairs for some standing up jogging, then BB came on, i was transfixed, I'm SO into it, he tolerated it for as long as possible, it got to near the end and he chirps up "I've had about enough as I can take of this shit, I'm off home to watch darts".............hahhaaaaaa!!!
I then decided to pull out old fridge/freezer and clean behind it.
Bed to read, ooh new book had got me hooked already.

Friday...That would be today, feel as sick as a dog...Again! But want to go out tonight, have txt Tina and not got a reply..........Ruth is brassic!....we'll see!
I arrived 10 mins late today, 1st job of the day was to make 7 cheese toasties for various staff, then go get David hayfever tablets, my email is jammed as i've sent 100's of mails all in one go, I've read Sam's blog about the humpty dumpty drama and can't email her back..........grrr!!!!

So who knows what lies ahead for the weekend, have succumbed and phoned the Doctors even though I know he will take my blood pressure, I got the very last appointment of the day and Dr.Greenwoods very last appointment ever, as he retires today......blimey he's been my Doctor for 37yrs!!