candles are dangerous.

my easter was shite. but.

nearly set the house on fire yestarday , obviously it wasn't all my fault....... was burning a candle to make my room smell nice, one of those in a tin, thought it would go out when it burnt down, oh no be warned the whole tin sets on fire, had a little giggle as was having a cauldron fire in my bed room was wondered if i could toast marshmellows, when the flames started to get bigger (i got scared) but i was a girl guide i could cope, so threw a glass of grapefruit juice at it, glad i was stood well back, better effect than petrol! anyway smoke alarms going i'm stood staring at a this glass in disbelief , explosion died down but ,flames getting higher. panic!!!!!!! went to get a wet towel out of bathroom came back all gone like a bad dream no fire just bedroom of smoke amazing all that remains is scorched walls , marks on ceiling and an empty glass.

and, sexy simon has also asked leanne out! how shit are men really do they think friends don't talk, was dead apologetic offered to bring flowers and chocolates told him to stuff them, he'd left a crate of beers the day before so i drank them instead then went out and got really drunk, so i could abuse him at 4.30am like ya do with a million text messages . now decided two can play at this game so bring it on... my plan to shag, use and abuse simon whilst in sunny yarmouth and to shag richard, pea grower whilst at home, hahaha

will probably make me even more miserable,

role on the weekend and happy cleck!