Mummy Spug was banging on the door
What the fuck, what time is it?
Slept in this morning, the alarm said 7am it was actually 8.48am by all the other clocks in the house, me thinks the battery might have died.
So i slept in the 1st time in years, when i was meant to be giving Spug a lift! I'm fucking useless, it doesn't ever matter if i'm late.........but be warned everyone, don't rely on me i'm rubbish!
Casting my mind back over the working week, for any gossip or exciting news erm!
Monday;On time for Spug a.m., p.m Chilli for tea,Matt txt to say he was out boozing and i was dead jealous, went to bed early to read, that was exciting!
Tuesday;On time for Spug a.m, p.m Fish for tea, Dean (proud father) and Hayley (proud Auntie) came round with a movie slide show of Baby Megan, Ahhh! bless! so we sat cooing over baby photos for just 3 hrs drinking tea. Luther kept standing on the laptop to switch it off as he wasn't getting any attention.
Wednesday;On time for Spug a.m, p.m called to see Baby Megan on the way home with more baby gear i'd hoisted from work, she is the most beautiful baby i have ever seen, Rach was positively glowing, apart from she said she was walking like John Wayne. Home Did my roots, pork chops for tea...a very pissed up Sarah rang, shrieking inaudibly about Sexy Simon date, drunk, Leanne, drunk, Easter, Drunk!!! again i was jealous, watched Life Begins and Desperate Housewives. Bed at 11pm to read.
Thursday;Collected Marlo and Jim for Dougies funeral, oh i cried, poor Kath. Marlene cried, Jim (of course) cried. So sad, went to the Whitcliffe hotel, lovely spread......funnily enough i couldn't face pork pies at 11am so i had 3 coffees and came back to work.
Had a banging head all day so left at 4pm, went home and called at tescos,stripped both beds, mopped kitchen floor, went to see Dr. Greenwood BP okay so don't have to go on tablets......whoopee!!
Put clean bedding on beds, which cats immediately needed to try out to see if the patterns to their liking.
Vacced hall, stairs and landing, then spent a good hour plucking, preening, fake tanning.
Tina an Beth called to see i was going out boozing for St.Patricks day (erm, that'd be no then, i'm a picture of sobriety,in my P.J's, practicing at being a WIFE).
Had a chicken Jalfrazi, pilau rice, naan bread a pint of milk and an egg custard (i'm so healthy), went to bed at 9.30pm to read.......and was woken this morning at 8.48am by mummy Spug, thank heavens she came round, i'd still be there if she hadn't woken me..........
Not that anyone here would notice my absence.
That's my week folks, so how sane i am!
We all know why i get a little tipsy of a weekend, if i didn't.........
I WOULD DIE OF BOREDOM!
Slept in this morning, the alarm said 7am it was actually 8.48am by all the other clocks in the house, me thinks the battery might have died.
So i slept in the 1st time in years, when i was meant to be giving Spug a lift! I'm fucking useless, it doesn't ever matter if i'm late.........but be warned everyone, don't rely on me i'm rubbish!
Casting my mind back over the working week, for any gossip or exciting news erm!
Monday;On time for Spug a.m., p.m Chilli for tea,Matt txt to say he was out boozing and i was dead jealous, went to bed early to read, that was exciting!
Tuesday;On time for Spug a.m, p.m Fish for tea, Dean (proud father) and Hayley (proud Auntie) came round with a movie slide show of Baby Megan, Ahhh! bless! so we sat cooing over baby photos for just 3 hrs drinking tea. Luther kept standing on the laptop to switch it off as he wasn't getting any attention.
Wednesday;On time for Spug a.m, p.m called to see Baby Megan on the way home with more baby gear i'd hoisted from work, she is the most beautiful baby i have ever seen, Rach was positively glowing, apart from she said she was walking like John Wayne. Home Did my roots, pork chops for tea...a very pissed up Sarah rang, shrieking inaudibly about Sexy Simon date, drunk, Leanne, drunk, Easter, Drunk!!! again i was jealous, watched Life Begins and Desperate Housewives. Bed at 11pm to read.
Thursday;Collected Marlo and Jim for Dougies funeral, oh i cried, poor Kath. Marlene cried, Jim (of course) cried. So sad, went to the Whitcliffe hotel, lovely spread......funnily enough i couldn't face pork pies at 11am so i had 3 coffees and came back to work.
Had a banging head all day so left at 4pm, went home and called at tescos,stripped both beds, mopped kitchen floor, went to see Dr. Greenwood BP okay so don't have to go on tablets......whoopee!!
Put clean bedding on beds, which cats immediately needed to try out to see if the patterns to their liking.
Vacced hall, stairs and landing, then spent a good hour plucking, preening, fake tanning.
Tina an Beth called to see i was going out boozing for St.Patricks day (erm, that'd be no then, i'm a picture of sobriety,in my P.J's, practicing at being a WIFE).
Had a chicken Jalfrazi, pilau rice, naan bread a pint of milk and an egg custard (i'm so healthy), went to bed at 9.30pm to read.......and was woken this morning at 8.48am by mummy Spug, thank heavens she came round, i'd still be there if she hadn't woken me..........
Not that anyone here would notice my absence.
That's my week folks, so how sane i am!
We all know why i get a little tipsy of a weekend, if i didn't.........
I WOULD DIE OF BOREDOM!
posted by Karen @ 9:40 AM
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