Matt's Easter weekend last year.
So lets spot the changes folks;
Thursday, April 15, 2004
Easter weekend
Okay, so here we are. My weekend:
Thursday: not much to report, saw my brother's new house on Chapel St, its very nice, helped him put up some curtains but they dropped after putting them up and Warren had to redo the brackets by putting the bottom screw into the top hole, drill a new top hole and fill the bottom hole with polyfilla. Went to the quiz at the Wickham and we did OK, I even worked out the size of the sphere created by the volume of all the water on the planet: I worked it out using the following equation: ((0.71 [% or surface covered by H2O] x 2 [miles deep] x 4 x pi x 4000 [area of a sphere inc radius of earth] / the cube root of(3 / 4 / pi) [volume of a sphere]: I won £2!
Friday: went to the new Tesco in Batley and then the new Asda in Dewsbury. My parents fell out which is shit as they don't do anything when they are fallen out so I knew that my holiday weekend was destined to be shit. My mum hates it if I do too much with my friends "you only come up here to see you mates and you treat this place like a hotel" but if I leave time to do things with my parents and then they fall out I end up doing sod all all weekend which is a real bummer. I can sit and read the paper all day at home and not spend £40 on train fares.
Anyhew, Friday got decidely better when I went out in the evening. I arrived at the Obediah Brooke public house, also known as OB's, Obi Wan Kenobi's or Spoon's at 8 after walking down, nicked a bottle off MJW and sat down. There was also Harriet (aka Spug), Hayley and Karen. We bumped into Rachel and Dean at some point but I don't really remember when. Then Karen's gay brother arrived, he is called Stephen. Quite chunky but not really my type (too much forehead I think) but he quickly demonstrated that he was very good company and definitely worth one. I bought a round and then Karen bought another and we wandered down to the George, or Turnstile as it is known now. Now, they don't sell Stella so in there I had a San Miguel and later I asked for a Guinness but ended up with another lager. While we were in there, in the corner we were in there were 6 bummer boys, MJW, Stephen and I and MJW's friend Philip who turned up for a short while, Danny Boy, MJW's ertwhile dirty but very cute and young shag and the barman who was either called Ben or Simon. While we were in there I won two bottled of VK, one for singing very loudly and another for doing the splits (american style), some high kicks and a pirouette to some old crap by Irene Cara, I don't remember which. Then it was onto the Rose and Crown which is only called the Rose and Crown. I sang the Wonder of you and had a very quick pint as we only were in there for a few mins, although I did manage to tell Danny Boy that I wanted to shag him. Stephen and Karen did Burning Love (v1). Pip then went home I think and we went to the Station Tavern (or the Royal as I know it) and I had another couple in there and sang with MJW Your song while Stephen and Karen sany the same song again (v2). I think I made eyes at the cute DJ who Stephen said he'd got off with twice the lucky bugger!! At this point I licked Stephen (and I think other people's but I don't remember who)'s belly buttons and he liked it and I think it was at this boint I started acting like a letch. Anyway, then we went to the Regal, paid out £2 to get in, I bought some more fags and a round and we danced and I got gradually drunker and don't really remember what went on. Apparently I had 3 pints here and was hammered when we left. As we walked to Mucky Joe's (aka the Royal Kashmir) I told Stephen I wanted to shag him and I think I suggested that we had sex on one of the stalls in the market place but thankfully he said no. We had a curry (I had a Chicken Bhuna, but my chapattis and rice never turned up and MJW's rice turned up but not his curry!!) and then we all went home. I was still after Stephen and was convincing him that we should so it in West End Park but he said no. K and MJW got a taxi one way and Stephen and I got another the other way. I didn't get what I wanted from him but modesty and my gentlemanly morality prevents me from saying any more. I arrived home at 1.34 and fell straight to sleep.
Saturday was as boring as hell. Went to PC world with my dad, ordered a chinese and while we were waiting for it had a pint in the Bull's Head with my dad (who used to live there) and he went on about how it had all changed since 1969. Erm, that was it. What a great day.
On Sunday we went out. We went to Hawes which is 2 hours drive away. We were there an hour and then came back. I bought some nice cheese and some even nicer chutney and we had a cup of tea and a scone. Chicken for dinner (which was lovely) and then OB's for 8. Spug, Karen and MJW were there and after one we went to the George (another 6 benders, but 2 of em were different this time) and had another. By this time we had agreed to go to Batley and we did, I sort of hoped that Stephen would be there but also hoped he wouldn't as I felt as if I'd made a fool of myself on Friday. We went to Legends and got steadily pissed. Karen got off with Andy, Harriet with Dobby and not with the bloke who she said she was on a promise with and Matthew and I just got to stare at James and Liam, which wasn't all bad!! The frontier wouldn't let us in so we came home had a curry (no chapattis again!) and went home!
Then home on Monday. It was a good Friday but the Saturday and Sunday day was a bit uneventful, I wish I'd have gone to Brid with MJ and Karen now, but c'est la vie. Now all I have to do is book my train ticket for October!
I'm gonna go out, I'm gonna let myself get, absolutely soaking wet!
posted by Matt at 12:07 PM
Thursday, April 15, 2004
Easter weekend
Okay, so here we are. My weekend:
Thursday: not much to report, saw my brother's new house on Chapel St, its very nice, helped him put up some curtains but they dropped after putting them up and Warren had to redo the brackets by putting the bottom screw into the top hole, drill a new top hole and fill the bottom hole with polyfilla. Went to the quiz at the Wickham and we did OK, I even worked out the size of the sphere created by the volume of all the water on the planet: I worked it out using the following equation: ((0.71 [% or surface covered by H2O] x 2 [miles deep] x 4 x pi x 4000 [area of a sphere inc radius of earth] / the cube root of(3 / 4 / pi) [volume of a sphere]: I won £2!
Friday: went to the new Tesco in Batley and then the new Asda in Dewsbury. My parents fell out which is shit as they don't do anything when they are fallen out so I knew that my holiday weekend was destined to be shit. My mum hates it if I do too much with my friends "you only come up here to see you mates and you treat this place like a hotel" but if I leave time to do things with my parents and then they fall out I end up doing sod all all weekend which is a real bummer. I can sit and read the paper all day at home and not spend £40 on train fares.
Anyhew, Friday got decidely better when I went out in the evening. I arrived at the Obediah Brooke public house, also known as OB's, Obi Wan Kenobi's or Spoon's at 8 after walking down, nicked a bottle off MJW and sat down. There was also Harriet (aka Spug), Hayley and Karen. We bumped into Rachel and Dean at some point but I don't really remember when. Then Karen's gay brother arrived, he is called Stephen. Quite chunky but not really my type (too much forehead I think) but he quickly demonstrated that he was very good company and definitely worth one. I bought a round and then Karen bought another and we wandered down to the George, or Turnstile as it is known now. Now, they don't sell Stella so in there I had a San Miguel and later I asked for a Guinness but ended up with another lager. While we were in there, in the corner we were in there were 6 bummer boys, MJW, Stephen and I and MJW's friend Philip who turned up for a short while, Danny Boy, MJW's ertwhile dirty but very cute and young shag and the barman who was either called Ben or Simon. While we were in there I won two bottled of VK, one for singing very loudly and another for doing the splits (american style), some high kicks and a pirouette to some old crap by Irene Cara, I don't remember which. Then it was onto the Rose and Crown which is only called the Rose and Crown. I sang the Wonder of you and had a very quick pint as we only were in there for a few mins, although I did manage to tell Danny Boy that I wanted to shag him. Stephen and Karen did Burning Love (v1). Pip then went home I think and we went to the Station Tavern (or the Royal as I know it) and I had another couple in there and sang with MJW Your song while Stephen and Karen sany the same song again (v2). I think I made eyes at the cute DJ who Stephen said he'd got off with twice the lucky bugger!! At this point I licked Stephen (and I think other people's but I don't remember who)'s belly buttons and he liked it and I think it was at this boint I started acting like a letch. Anyway, then we went to the Regal, paid out £2 to get in, I bought some more fags and a round and we danced and I got gradually drunker and don't really remember what went on. Apparently I had 3 pints here and was hammered when we left. As we walked to Mucky Joe's (aka the Royal Kashmir) I told Stephen I wanted to shag him and I think I suggested that we had sex on one of the stalls in the market place but thankfully he said no. We had a curry (I had a Chicken Bhuna, but my chapattis and rice never turned up and MJW's rice turned up but not his curry!!) and then we all went home. I was still after Stephen and was convincing him that we should so it in West End Park but he said no. K and MJW got a taxi one way and Stephen and I got another the other way. I didn't get what I wanted from him but modesty and my gentlemanly morality prevents me from saying any more. I arrived home at 1.34 and fell straight to sleep.
Saturday was as boring as hell. Went to PC world with my dad, ordered a chinese and while we were waiting for it had a pint in the Bull's Head with my dad (who used to live there) and he went on about how it had all changed since 1969. Erm, that was it. What a great day.
On Sunday we went out. We went to Hawes which is 2 hours drive away. We were there an hour and then came back. I bought some nice cheese and some even nicer chutney and we had a cup of tea and a scone. Chicken for dinner (which was lovely) and then OB's for 8. Spug, Karen and MJW were there and after one we went to the George (another 6 benders, but 2 of em were different this time) and had another. By this time we had agreed to go to Batley and we did, I sort of hoped that Stephen would be there but also hoped he wouldn't as I felt as if I'd made a fool of myself on Friday. We went to Legends and got steadily pissed. Karen got off with Andy, Harriet with Dobby and not with the bloke who she said she was on a promise with and Matthew and I just got to stare at James and Liam, which wasn't all bad!! The frontier wouldn't let us in so we came home had a curry (no chapattis again!) and went home!
Then home on Monday. It was a good Friday but the Saturday and Sunday day was a bit uneventful, I wish I'd have gone to Brid with MJ and Karen now, but c'est la vie. Now all I have to do is book my train ticket for October!
I'm gonna go out, I'm gonna let myself get, absolutely soaking wet!
posted by Matt at 12:07 PM
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