11 weeks to go
Am trying my best to sound chipper, but I'm bloody exhausted, the more sleep i get the more tired i seem to be.
Quick run down of weeks events, Monday evening...after I'd got the car back (yippee), horrid traffic on the way home, Andy was sat in the living room, with all his woollies on....yes it's cold, that's why i have a scolding hot bath as soon as i get through the door every night.
Unhealthy tea of cheeseburgers (i swear I've started eating more drek since he moved in), followed by 2 or 3 puddings.......joke!
T.V., bed and the usual evening rituals.
Tuesday 23th
RMS's birthday, happy Bday Matt (belatedly)....my day was a whirlwind of gritting my teeth through the inane behaviour of my work colleagues, shopping for tat i didn't need in my lunch hour (1 suede cat bed, 1 hot water bottle, 1 white pram suit, more bird seed), wonder if Next's taking have gone down now I've stopped buying my weekly going out tops and switched my addiction to shopping for baby gear and general household crap? was tired and shabby by close of play, I'd set off to work foul and my mood had worsened throughout the day.
By the time AP had got back from the gym at 7.30pm, i was ready to offload all my gripes on him.
Felt much better to soothing words like, only 1 more payday then your out of there, you know what they're like, leave earlier if you're tired....hahhhhhaaa, I'm such a moaning Minnie.
Chicken for tea, it was dry as a bone, i'd even wrapped it in bacon........(not allowed to do chasseur anymore coz of the weather) it was still foul, veg etc........more cake, for baby! bed at 9.20pm, SO COLD! we were fratching over the new water bottle, Shameless at 10pm, sparko for 11pm.
Wednesday 24th
Was overly exhausted so knocked work, heavenly day :o) (am kidding myself it will be like that the whole time i am on maternity leave....a few differences, i will have NO car, it will be Andy's money I'll be spending, then the small detail of the baby's arrival.....oops!). Anyhow my leisurely pamper me day that was yesterday.
Rose at 11am, side few washing bits, mopped kitchen floor, had a coffee, hot bubble bath, put all heating on full whack, dressed in nice clothes (i.e not work combats, or indoor p.j's) went to Kay's for lunch, she'd made fresh mushroom soup and some random open sandwiches, that had ham, lettuce, coleslaw, tomatoes, grapes and couscous on!!?), nattered for 2 hours, being Kay she told me all horror stories about the birth, she is nutty as a fruitcake........hopefully she won't be round all the time, telling me how to bring up my child (that's what Marlo is for), she went to get Wills at 3pm from School after telling me he was in the retard class for his maths, i left and called in Tesco's to get Ap his spring water and a French stick, bumped into Mother, who was buying random shit she didn't need (that's where i get it from), she told me she'd bought so many bottles of comfort, bleach, airfreshners etc that were on offer, she'd no room in the house for them and she's started storing them in the garage...........is this what I've to look forward to in my old age?
Anyhew, she made some comment about Andy and his bottled water and that's why he was so skinny (this is the boy, who's eaten a full box of Bakewell tarts and a box of Yorkie ice-creams this week and thinks nothing of having three puddings, to finish off his high in protein, low in anything that resembles a vegetable dinner). She called for a coffee, just as the heavens opened, stayed an hour, having her JPS and a piece of our M&S chocolate cake, washed down with nasty fine blend....yak, that aint real coffee!!
Off she toddled to put her veg on at 4pm, after 1 hr of moaning about Jim......i tinted my hair, then was happily watching Paul o' Grady when worker boy came in from his job, to change into jogging stuff, then off he went... running through puddles at high speed, to make damn sure every bit of his attire would be covered in mud on his return for slave girl here to wash said items....lazy pamper day over :o( after a quick shower.
Put the tea/washer on, followed by sandwich making, tumble drying, scrubbing the hearth with a stiff brush, wringing clothes through the mangle, making pastry with one hand and skinning a rabbit for tomorrows dinner with the other....oh!!!??! I'm mixing my life up with that of a 23 year old Marlene, the way she goes on.
All chores done and dusted, wet washing on airer, water bottle filled and Bedfordshire for DHW'S...Andy felt the baby kick for the 1st time..........v.cute moment!!
Both of us asleep before 11.30pm, after all the excitement.
Thursday 25th
At the midwife for 9.30am, another nice lie-in, i could get used to these!! everything fine and dandy, BP, heartbeat, size etc, only.........Baby Breech....if it doesn't shift it's bum by 36 weeks, they'll try and turn it at the hospital, or I'm in for a C-section............oh me!
Saw Miss.Hind, with Amber and Elliott, cutie.......then shot to work, was tired and moggy all day, it seems to be an eternity away until i break up.
Nice email from Matt until he called me Sad, Old and pregnant...........nice!
Ruth maile, worried about my whereabouts......I'm here, in body and part time at the most but never the less.
Think I've only seen Ruthrack once this year, not seen Steven at all........since boxing day, mind you i can count on one hand the friends i have seen since Xmas, yes i know i don't go to the pub anymore, but no fucker ever txt to see how we are...yes i know coz you're all reading the blog, i know your game....righto got that off my chest!
Bought the cats a new loo at dinnertime...don't ask!, fannied around at my desk all afternoon, and home for 6.10pm, AP fast asleep on the sofa, awoke him to go on our weekly jaunt, to the supermarket......how exciting? not!
He was dragging the wheelie bin up to the top, when he got accosted by the long haired yettie from NO 1. about the note I'd left on his BMW telling him to leave us more room to get out, tee hee! seemingly he was very apologetic, yes i should think so.............get some Vosene on your locks..........while your at it! you greaseball!!
Morrison's was all the joy i expected it to be, Andy insists on paying, think it's his male bravado...like he's caught the meat or something! anyhew it's fine with me, he unpacked as per, i bathed, then we had tea, soup for moi, chicken for him.......felt quite contented and chilled by the time BB came on at 9pm, watched Skins on E4....couldn't take the "cool guy" seriously knowing that a few years ago he was the geek in "About a Boy"....had a lovely nights sleep.
Friday 26th
Luth was miaowing at the door at 6.30am, wanting his wafer thin turkey, he'd obviously realised the time, Andy...no overtime, was having a much needed lie-in.
Like the cat cared!!!
Friday...that'd be today I'm quite chipper, the baby hasn't stopped dancing since approx 7am, lazy day...both Paul and Leigh out, David is being really nice and compassionate.
SO glad it's the weekend, have absolutely NO plans, other than fish and chips for tea.........swimming in the morning, then that's it! hoorah.........I'm sidestepping all the washing that's awaiting, cooking the joint etc.
Have emailed all the girls to try and arrange an eating night out at Aldo's, Sarah is probably home 9th-12th.........so can we pencil in Saturday 10th?
Let me know girlies, baby's hungry!
Quick run down of weeks events, Monday evening...after I'd got the car back (yippee), horrid traffic on the way home, Andy was sat in the living room, with all his woollies on....yes it's cold, that's why i have a scolding hot bath as soon as i get through the door every night.
Unhealthy tea of cheeseburgers (i swear I've started eating more drek since he moved in), followed by 2 or 3 puddings.......joke!
T.V., bed and the usual evening rituals.
Tuesday 23th
RMS's birthday, happy Bday Matt (belatedly)....my day was a whirlwind of gritting my teeth through the inane behaviour of my work colleagues, shopping for tat i didn't need in my lunch hour (1 suede cat bed, 1 hot water bottle, 1 white pram suit, more bird seed), wonder if Next's taking have gone down now I've stopped buying my weekly going out tops and switched my addiction to shopping for baby gear and general household crap? was tired and shabby by close of play, I'd set off to work foul and my mood had worsened throughout the day.
By the time AP had got back from the gym at 7.30pm, i was ready to offload all my gripes on him.
Felt much better to soothing words like, only 1 more payday then your out of there, you know what they're like, leave earlier if you're tired....hahhhhhaaa, I'm such a moaning Minnie.
Chicken for tea, it was dry as a bone, i'd even wrapped it in bacon........(not allowed to do chasseur anymore coz of the weather) it was still foul, veg etc........more cake, for baby! bed at 9.20pm, SO COLD! we were fratching over the new water bottle, Shameless at 10pm, sparko for 11pm.
Wednesday 24th
Was overly exhausted so knocked work, heavenly day :o) (am kidding myself it will be like that the whole time i am on maternity leave....a few differences, i will have NO car, it will be Andy's money I'll be spending, then the small detail of the baby's arrival.....oops!). Anyhow my leisurely pamper me day that was yesterday.
Rose at 11am, side few washing bits, mopped kitchen floor, had a coffee, hot bubble bath, put all heating on full whack, dressed in nice clothes (i.e not work combats, or indoor p.j's) went to Kay's for lunch, she'd made fresh mushroom soup and some random open sandwiches, that had ham, lettuce, coleslaw, tomatoes, grapes and couscous on!!?), nattered for 2 hours, being Kay she told me all horror stories about the birth, she is nutty as a fruitcake........hopefully she won't be round all the time, telling me how to bring up my child (that's what Marlo is for), she went to get Wills at 3pm from School after telling me he was in the retard class for his maths, i left and called in Tesco's to get Ap his spring water and a French stick, bumped into Mother, who was buying random shit she didn't need (that's where i get it from), she told me she'd bought so many bottles of comfort, bleach, airfreshners etc that were on offer, she'd no room in the house for them and she's started storing them in the garage...........is this what I've to look forward to in my old age?
Anyhew, she made some comment about Andy and his bottled water and that's why he was so skinny (this is the boy, who's eaten a full box of Bakewell tarts and a box of Yorkie ice-creams this week and thinks nothing of having three puddings, to finish off his high in protein, low in anything that resembles a vegetable dinner). She called for a coffee, just as the heavens opened, stayed an hour, having her JPS and a piece of our M&S chocolate cake, washed down with nasty fine blend....yak, that aint real coffee!!
Off she toddled to put her veg on at 4pm, after 1 hr of moaning about Jim......i tinted my hair, then was happily watching Paul o' Grady when worker boy came in from his job, to change into jogging stuff, then off he went... running through puddles at high speed, to make damn sure every bit of his attire would be covered in mud on his return for slave girl here to wash said items....lazy pamper day over :o( after a quick shower.
Put the tea/washer on, followed by sandwich making, tumble drying, scrubbing the hearth with a stiff brush, wringing clothes through the mangle, making pastry with one hand and skinning a rabbit for tomorrows dinner with the other....oh!!!??! I'm mixing my life up with that of a 23 year old Marlene, the way she goes on.
All chores done and dusted, wet washing on airer, water bottle filled and Bedfordshire for DHW'S...Andy felt the baby kick for the 1st time..........v.cute moment!!
Both of us asleep before 11.30pm, after all the excitement.
Thursday 25th
At the midwife for 9.30am, another nice lie-in, i could get used to these!! everything fine and dandy, BP, heartbeat, size etc, only.........Baby Breech....if it doesn't shift it's bum by 36 weeks, they'll try and turn it at the hospital, or I'm in for a C-section............oh me!
Saw Miss.Hind, with Amber and Elliott, cutie.......then shot to work, was tired and moggy all day, it seems to be an eternity away until i break up.
Nice email from Matt until he called me Sad, Old and pregnant...........nice!
Ruth maile, worried about my whereabouts......I'm here, in body and part time at the most but never the less.
Think I've only seen Ruthrack once this year, not seen Steven at all........since boxing day, mind you i can count on one hand the friends i have seen since Xmas, yes i know i don't go to the pub anymore, but no fucker ever txt to see how we are...yes i know coz you're all reading the blog, i know your game....righto got that off my chest!
Bought the cats a new loo at dinnertime...don't ask!, fannied around at my desk all afternoon, and home for 6.10pm, AP fast asleep on the sofa, awoke him to go on our weekly jaunt, to the supermarket......how exciting? not!
He was dragging the wheelie bin up to the top, when he got accosted by the long haired yettie from NO 1. about the note I'd left on his BMW telling him to leave us more room to get out, tee hee! seemingly he was very apologetic, yes i should think so.............get some Vosene on your locks..........while your at it! you greaseball!!
Morrison's was all the joy i expected it to be, Andy insists on paying, think it's his male bravado...like he's caught the meat or something! anyhew it's fine with me, he unpacked as per, i bathed, then we had tea, soup for moi, chicken for him.......felt quite contented and chilled by the time BB came on at 9pm, watched Skins on E4....couldn't take the "cool guy" seriously knowing that a few years ago he was the geek in "About a Boy"....had a lovely nights sleep.
Friday 26th
Luth was miaowing at the door at 6.30am, wanting his wafer thin turkey, he'd obviously realised the time, Andy...no overtime, was having a much needed lie-in.
Like the cat cared!!!
Friday...that'd be today I'm quite chipper, the baby hasn't stopped dancing since approx 7am, lazy day...both Paul and Leigh out, David is being really nice and compassionate.
SO glad it's the weekend, have absolutely NO plans, other than fish and chips for tea.........swimming in the morning, then that's it! hoorah.........I'm sidestepping all the washing that's awaiting, cooking the joint etc.
Have emailed all the girls to try and arrange an eating night out at Aldo's, Sarah is probably home 9th-12th.........so can we pencil in Saturday 10th?
Let me know girlies, baby's hungry!

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