Don't bother reading this if you've anything better to do.......... like pick your nose
It'll be a quick one, seen as I've done jack sheet!
In fact i might elaborate everything to make me sound more exciting!
Thursday night was obviously really wild, i was home early due to a power cut at work, i'd called at Mothers for a chinwag for an hour and used her phone to book our Ante natal classes while i remembered (2 x 2hr sessions, 1 on labour, 1 on feeding and bathing, very strange........i had it in my head they'd be 1 hr a week for a couple of months and i would meet loads of new mates who wouldn't find me dull as fook), middle brother was at the Mother's talking nonsense for a change!!!.........5.30pm.......erm Andy went for a run! wtf? he wouldn't wait for me to get changed and went without me, so i chatted to Sarah on the phone in my pyjamas for 1/2hr, we slagged Dan off as he is a Moron!!!
Fish for tea, i had seasonal veg, AP wanted chips with his, smothered the whole lot in ketchup and made butties.................he's so classy!
Early to bed and early to rise.................boring!!!!!!
Friday was going to try my best to put a full day in at work, the 1st since Monday.......only me and Leigh in as the others at the show still.
Nice day, we did a quiz in the morning, White rose at lunch, got Andy some work tops and baby a Winnie the pooh cord coat, which i didn't realise said Pooh in big letters across the back.........poor chav baby!
Andy phoned in the afternoon (he finishes at 11.30am, if he does overtime on a Friday), well he'd been to his Mother's for a sandwich and was phoning for no reason other than boredom (put the washer on you lazt fecker), he phoned a 2nd time, saying he'd lost Luther.......as he'd been out for 2hrs.......i left at 4.30pm (having nearly made it till t.time).............home for 5pm.........Luther was sat on the table looking very much alive and well..........struth!!!
Friday big shop at our local Tesco's......didn't need much this week, Andy paid.....good, (most of it was his meat anyhow)!
Home to unpack, bath...p.j's, cheese burgers and chips (healthy) for tea and did a wash to save me one job on Saturday, changed the bedding, which looked far too inviting and tragically we were both in bed well before 10pm (wondering if the girls... Tina, Beth and co. would be out in town in their vest tops drinking voddy and lemonades).................same excuse as last week, Andy up at 6.30pm, moi! lazy fat fooker!!!!
Saturday i had a heavenly lie in till 11am, Andy was back from work and i was frantically trying to pull all the curtains back to make it look like i'd been up hours, it didn't wash........had one hour to come round and make coffees, more washing of oily work togs, sort cats, then dropped Andy at the rugby....and off to swim for me, it was rammed, managed 45 mins without drowning some bocker from a nearby estate, then called at Ruth's on the way home to collect nursery pictures and have a quick coffee (made by Reilley who lives there I'm sure of it). Didn't stay long they were enthralled in Malcolm in the middle and hangover cure butties!
Home for 2pm and spent the next 5hrs.....doing a further 3 wash loads and tumble drying it all, put sealant around bath and sink (bag yourself a bloke and still end up doing all the man jobs yourself), put up new nursery pictures, cleaned big mirror in living room, vacced all upstairs and threw away old cat baskets and put new ones out, all tidy and spick and span, snacked on pies all aft to keep my strength up, collected squiffy boyfriend from rugby club at 8pm, we had hotdogs and Pringles, him to soak up the Stella, moi because gypsy food is the way forward to more spare tyres!!!
Bed at 10pm.........oh me!
Sunday, didn't intend to strike a bat......until Andy decided we should go out and get some fresh air after breakfast (a brisk walk around Shibden park i thought) not...fooking shopping, i can do that in works time, not my weekends.........boo!
Went looking for baby monitors, changing mat, more crib bedding and a Radley changing bag, Birstall retail park, Batley Mill village and Argos, couldn't find anything we wanted, so came home empty handed!!!
Called at Ma's for a brew, Ruth there borrowing the washer, chatted for 1/2hr, then back to cosy abode, p.j's back on, checked on joint, put the Yorkshires and roasties in, read the papers............yippee! this is the life!
Football and afternoon sofa naps, ate our Sunday roast, used Grandma's old meat slicer, which was ace, made today's pack up with leftover beef, both bathed, we watched last weeks East is East (after we'd phoned Sky for the fooking pin number)??!!
We had a pirate copy of Dirty sanchez which would only work upstairs, so we went up to bed at 20 past 8, how bad is that?
I read till 10pm and was sparko, Don't know what time his lordship was up till, he was making meat sandwiches in the night and wriggling about in bed........the bloody fidgetter!!!
So it's Monday morning again, the weekend has passed in a flurry of well, you read it! in my defense I'm 27 weeks knocked up, am carrying more timber than i know what to do with, have only spent £3.50 all weekend, saying plenty cash for more pies and cakes.
I'd like to say once the baby is born I'll be back to my old party party self, but we all know that's not the case, this is my new persona for evermore.
A clean living, chubby checker with zero personality!
Mwahhahhaaaaaa!!!
In fact i might elaborate everything to make me sound more exciting!
Thursday night was obviously really wild, i was home early due to a power cut at work, i'd called at Mothers for a chinwag for an hour and used her phone to book our Ante natal classes while i remembered (2 x 2hr sessions, 1 on labour, 1 on feeding and bathing, very strange........i had it in my head they'd be 1 hr a week for a couple of months and i would meet loads of new mates who wouldn't find me dull as fook), middle brother was at the Mother's talking nonsense for a change!!!.........5.30pm.......erm Andy went for a run! wtf? he wouldn't wait for me to get changed and went without me, so i chatted to Sarah on the phone in my pyjamas for 1/2hr, we slagged Dan off as he is a Moron!!!
Fish for tea, i had seasonal veg, AP wanted chips with his, smothered the whole lot in ketchup and made butties.................he's so classy!
Early to bed and early to rise.................boring!!!!!!
Friday was going to try my best to put a full day in at work, the 1st since Monday.......only me and Leigh in as the others at the show still.
Nice day, we did a quiz in the morning, White rose at lunch, got Andy some work tops and baby a Winnie the pooh cord coat, which i didn't realise said Pooh in big letters across the back.........poor chav baby!
Andy phoned in the afternoon (he finishes at 11.30am, if he does overtime on a Friday), well he'd been to his Mother's for a sandwich and was phoning for no reason other than boredom (put the washer on you lazt fecker), he phoned a 2nd time, saying he'd lost Luther.......as he'd been out for 2hrs.......i left at 4.30pm (having nearly made it till t.time).............home for 5pm.........Luther was sat on the table looking very much alive and well..........struth!!!
Friday big shop at our local Tesco's......didn't need much this week, Andy paid.....good, (most of it was his meat anyhow)!
Home to unpack, bath...p.j's, cheese burgers and chips (healthy) for tea and did a wash to save me one job on Saturday, changed the bedding, which looked far too inviting and tragically we were both in bed well before 10pm (wondering if the girls... Tina, Beth and co. would be out in town in their vest tops drinking voddy and lemonades).................same excuse as last week, Andy up at 6.30pm, moi! lazy fat fooker!!!!
Saturday i had a heavenly lie in till 11am, Andy was back from work and i was frantically trying to pull all the curtains back to make it look like i'd been up hours, it didn't wash........had one hour to come round and make coffees, more washing of oily work togs, sort cats, then dropped Andy at the rugby....and off to swim for me, it was rammed, managed 45 mins without drowning some bocker from a nearby estate, then called at Ruth's on the way home to collect nursery pictures and have a quick coffee (made by Reilley who lives there I'm sure of it). Didn't stay long they were enthralled in Malcolm in the middle and hangover cure butties!
Home for 2pm and spent the next 5hrs.....doing a further 3 wash loads and tumble drying it all, put sealant around bath and sink (bag yourself a bloke and still end up doing all the man jobs yourself), put up new nursery pictures, cleaned big mirror in living room, vacced all upstairs and threw away old cat baskets and put new ones out, all tidy and spick and span, snacked on pies all aft to keep my strength up, collected squiffy boyfriend from rugby club at 8pm, we had hotdogs and Pringles, him to soak up the Stella, moi because gypsy food is the way forward to more spare tyres!!!
Bed at 10pm.........oh me!
Sunday, didn't intend to strike a bat......until Andy decided we should go out and get some fresh air after breakfast (a brisk walk around Shibden park i thought) not...fooking shopping, i can do that in works time, not my weekends.........boo!
Went looking for baby monitors, changing mat, more crib bedding and a Radley changing bag, Birstall retail park, Batley Mill village and Argos, couldn't find anything we wanted, so came home empty handed!!!
Called at Ma's for a brew, Ruth there borrowing the washer, chatted for 1/2hr, then back to cosy abode, p.j's back on, checked on joint, put the Yorkshires and roasties in, read the papers............yippee! this is the life!
Football and afternoon sofa naps, ate our Sunday roast, used Grandma's old meat slicer, which was ace, made today's pack up with leftover beef, both bathed, we watched last weeks East is East (after we'd phoned Sky for the fooking pin number)??!!
We had a pirate copy of Dirty sanchez which would only work upstairs, so we went up to bed at 20 past 8, how bad is that?
I read till 10pm and was sparko, Don't know what time his lordship was up till, he was making meat sandwiches in the night and wriggling about in bed........the bloody fidgetter!!!
So it's Monday morning again, the weekend has passed in a flurry of well, you read it! in my defense I'm 27 weeks knocked up, am carrying more timber than i know what to do with, have only spent £3.50 all weekend, saying plenty cash for more pies and cakes.
I'd like to say once the baby is born I'll be back to my old party party self, but we all know that's not the case, this is my new persona for evermore.
A clean living, chubby checker with zero personality!
Mwahhahhaaaaaa!!!
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