My busy bank holiday
Thursday, Andy came round after bowls at 8.40pm to see me before he went to Italy on the rugby tour, did a bit of last minute copulating and he got me done for having garlic for tea! whatever! He left at 10.30pm as he had to be up at 4.00am to get down to the club and start drinking lager........mad men!
Friday was a good day, i managed to blag a fellow jobber to give me a 7' patio heater for nowt, ace! went to Stax with Marlo at t.time it was shut so i couldn't get a chimnea, bag o'shite!!!!!!!! nipped to Bungalow to tell Steven that he couldn't come to my house as too cold to sit out and didn't have a gas bottle for heater yet and he couldn't come indoors as he's allergic to my cats!
Sped home with a Chinese take-away, did my roots and multitasked by shampooing all carpets while tint processing, all chores done, had a shower, warmed up 1/2 the chinky and watched The Usual Suspects on DVD (very hard going and i'd guessed it was Kevin Spacey) while having a few glasses of wine, bed at 12.30am.
Saturday, oh my i was busy...........up early, took all old DVD's to the Oxfam, called for bird seed at pet shop, spent £20 on plants in Cleck Market (note to self, try support more local business's whenever possible), called at the ATA ordered 12 patio flags, a bag of builders sand and 1 bag of decorative bark, then went to B&Q and purchased a BBQ and cover, a bag of easylite briquettes and a further 84 bedding plants, home with all loot £100 lighter!
Spent the next 4hrs, erecting (snigger) BBQ and planting 100 fucking bedding plants, re-doing all tubs and window boxes, tided and swept shed, all back breaking but well worth it, much better than lying in bed with hangover, you really feel like you've done something with your weekend.
Had a shower, ate 2nd 1/2 of Chinese and fell into bed for an hour, then got a wriggle on met Tina arena at 8pm, met Ruth, Mark, Rach, Dean, Hayley, James and Spug in that hell hole called Spoons ( i hate it in there on a weekend it's SO noisy and full of bockers), had 2 pints of shandy, chatted to Deano (who wanted to know if i'd heard from Andy and had Roony broken his leg), then helped Ruth finish her wine so we could get out of there fast!
Had 3 in the Commercial which was much better, that shut so back to spoons for 2 more, they all started playing 21 (that blasted Sarah), so i hit the road and got to bed at 1am.
Sunday, felt shabby, was awoken by fooking ATA man delivering sand he'd forgotten yesterday, once up had a coffee and a fag in the garden, Matt phoned for 1hr and 7mins, laid all bark around new plants, just finished watering the entire garden as it started to rain, called at Mothers (who didn't want to go to Stax............grr!), had a McDonalds, then got ready for Derby, set off at 5.20pm and got there about half 6.
Had a nice night, just chatting and playing on the puter (keep your sneck out), had another Chinese ( with a fooking fried egg on the top? what the fuck, the dirty bastards!!!), that's only 3 in as many days and bed at 1am, didn't sleep very well, never do in other peoples beds.
Sunday was up at 10am, the girls came back from their Dads at 11am (Freya was v.moggy), 2 coffees, 2 slices of toast, Sam helped them with their homework, then we all went bowling, i watched as i am lazy, after the hour was up we mooched round a retail park, till the kids eat free offer came on at 3pm in Frankie and Benny's, so we all ate like kings.
I set off home as soon as we got back,laden down with wine, book and kettle chips for my birthday, free boot (cheers Cass) and a gas bottle from Sam's shed, hurrah!!! was SO so tired, made it home fed poor Moggys' who'd not eaten for 24hrs.............oops!
Then had a bath, p.j's and was laying under tartan blanket like some middle aged dear watching Eastenders when my parents came round to inspect garden, they only stayed 1/2hr as i had no milk and Marlene could only stomach 1 coffee made with coffee mate.
They left i pottered a bit more in garden, with solar lights and such like, then was teary and tired as i've done so much this weekend and had missed AP SO much, decided not to sit snivelling all night, so took myself off to bed, so then it would be this morning and he would be home today :o)
So am bright and breezy, which is a good fooking job as David's had me at the bank of Scotland, Dry cleaners, Bathroon centre, Yorkshire bank, Nationwide, Boots and Morrison's this morning...........how very dare you!!!
Friday was a good day, i managed to blag a fellow jobber to give me a 7' patio heater for nowt, ace! went to Stax with Marlo at t.time it was shut so i couldn't get a chimnea, bag o'shite!!!!!!!! nipped to Bungalow to tell Steven that he couldn't come to my house as too cold to sit out and didn't have a gas bottle for heater yet and he couldn't come indoors as he's allergic to my cats!
Sped home with a Chinese take-away, did my roots and multitasked by shampooing all carpets while tint processing, all chores done, had a shower, warmed up 1/2 the chinky and watched The Usual Suspects on DVD (very hard going and i'd guessed it was Kevin Spacey) while having a few glasses of wine, bed at 12.30am.
Saturday, oh my i was busy...........up early, took all old DVD's to the Oxfam, called for bird seed at pet shop, spent £20 on plants in Cleck Market (note to self, try support more local business's whenever possible), called at the ATA ordered 12 patio flags, a bag of builders sand and 1 bag of decorative bark, then went to B&Q and purchased a BBQ and cover, a bag of easylite briquettes and a further 84 bedding plants, home with all loot £100 lighter!
Spent the next 4hrs, erecting (snigger) BBQ and planting 100 fucking bedding plants, re-doing all tubs and window boxes, tided and swept shed, all back breaking but well worth it, much better than lying in bed with hangover, you really feel like you've done something with your weekend.
Had a shower, ate 2nd 1/2 of Chinese and fell into bed for an hour, then got a wriggle on met Tina arena at 8pm, met Ruth, Mark, Rach, Dean, Hayley, James and Spug in that hell hole called Spoons ( i hate it in there on a weekend it's SO noisy and full of bockers), had 2 pints of shandy, chatted to Deano (who wanted to know if i'd heard from Andy and had Roony broken his leg), then helped Ruth finish her wine so we could get out of there fast!
Had 3 in the Commercial which was much better, that shut so back to spoons for 2 more, they all started playing 21 (that blasted Sarah), so i hit the road and got to bed at 1am.
Sunday, felt shabby, was awoken by fooking ATA man delivering sand he'd forgotten yesterday, once up had a coffee and a fag in the garden, Matt phoned for 1hr and 7mins, laid all bark around new plants, just finished watering the entire garden as it started to rain, called at Mothers (who didn't want to go to Stax............grr!), had a McDonalds, then got ready for Derby, set off at 5.20pm and got there about half 6.
Had a nice night, just chatting and playing on the puter (keep your sneck out), had another Chinese ( with a fooking fried egg on the top? what the fuck, the dirty bastards!!!), that's only 3 in as many days and bed at 1am, didn't sleep very well, never do in other peoples beds.
Sunday was up at 10am, the girls came back from their Dads at 11am (Freya was v.moggy), 2 coffees, 2 slices of toast, Sam helped them with their homework, then we all went bowling, i watched as i am lazy, after the hour was up we mooched round a retail park, till the kids eat free offer came on at 3pm in Frankie and Benny's, so we all ate like kings.
I set off home as soon as we got back,laden down with wine, book and kettle chips for my birthday, free boot (cheers Cass) and a gas bottle from Sam's shed, hurrah!!! was SO so tired, made it home fed poor Moggys' who'd not eaten for 24hrs.............oops!
Then had a bath, p.j's and was laying under tartan blanket like some middle aged dear watching Eastenders when my parents came round to inspect garden, they only stayed 1/2hr as i had no milk and Marlene could only stomach 1 coffee made with coffee mate.
They left i pottered a bit more in garden, with solar lights and such like, then was teary and tired as i've done so much this weekend and had missed AP SO much, decided not to sit snivelling all night, so took myself off to bed, so then it would be this morning and he would be home today :o)
So am bright and breezy, which is a good fooking job as David's had me at the bank of Scotland, Dry cleaners, Bathroon centre, Yorkshire bank, Nationwide, Boots and Morrison's this morning...........how very dare you!!!
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