I love Boats

This morning i temporarily forgot my fear of sailing as i actually got a bit excited about the girly weekend in Amsterdam!
Mind over matter!!??! i have tried self hypnosis, seemingly you have to put yourself in a room, with your life in installments on video tapes, pick out the 1st tape of your sailing voyage, put it in the player and watch it.........................or summert!!!???!!

Fuck that, i'm just going to get pissed!!

My whirlwind of the 1st half of the working week.

Oooh!!!??! it's been exactly the same as any other Monday to Wednesday!

Monday, i had salmon for tea......spoke to Matt on the phone, then he went out at 10.30pm at night looking for bum fun, i shuffled off to bed, watched one foot in the grave and read shit book.

Tuesday, i went home in my lunch hour yesterday as i wanted to go to Metcalfs and the pet shop, also called in Tesco's, went home, unpacked my shopping and made it back to work within the hour!
Marlene called for 2hrs last night, which was nice.........i did wonder why Luther suddenly took his paw from my plate and forgot about nicking my lamb chops as he hid under the coffee table (he must have heard the gate), so i missed Eastenders and Holby city............no matter!
Spent a further 1/2hr cleaning the cooker..............my life is so sex, drugs and rock and roll!
Watched No Angels at the 10pm and finally finished the longest book in the universe, asleep at 12.10am

Wednesday, loads of shouting and screaming in the office this morning, i can't bare it!!
When i was at lunch yesterday Leigh was strapped to a chair and left lying on the floor like a hostage, he was eventually cut free, then everyone had a McDonalds like it never happened!
Make no wonder i spend most of my life daydreaming, like i'm not really here living this life, i mean who would put up with it?

Still, looking forward to my cheese sandwiches at lunch, can't decide whether to buy Kill Bill 2 at lunchtime or go to Morrisons.
Tonight..........Andy, Ruth and Mark are coming for Steak and Chips, like i know how to cook steak! Must hoist Mark some DVD recordable, rewritable, plus R, Minus R.........discs thingymajigs today!

Absolutely NO plans for Thurs, Fri, Sat or Sunday..........again.

This is quite good as out of the next 10 weekends, we only have 2 where we've nothing planned (this is Due to Amsterdam, Rugby Tour, My birthday, Daniels Engagement, Rhian's 40th, Yai Yan's Wedding, Sportsmans dinner.......the list is endless), THEN we go to France, oh lordy lord, busy bee..........