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20.4.06

2 week marathon

Well I have almost three weeks of blogging to catch up on so first of all I must apologise for the length of this blog entry but also the lack of detail in many bits of it. That’s because half the time I wont remember and half the time I’m trying to save space.

On Monday 3 April I decided to stay in and was doing a very good job at staying in, talking to Karen on the phone and then in one of the wee breaks that we have every hour Wes rang and asked if I was going to Via Fossa as there was a karaoke competition. I can’t resist karaoke as we all know and so I said I’d go along so I turned up at Via at 10.40pm! I sang and came second which meant that I went through to the final the following week but I was going to be in London so had to say I couldn’t make it. The barman bought me and Wes a pint and we sat and had a chat.

Wes told me that he had been originally planning to con me but he’d come round to the idea that I was a good bloke and so it wouldn’t be right to con me. He wasn’t a teacher, hadn’t been to university and in fact was “nothing”. I was quite relieved that he hadn’t robbed me but not entirely surprised. He said the old, well if you don’t want to be my friend anymore line but I replied by saying that if anything I liked him even more and would have happily got his “winkie” out there and then and sucked it. He told me to shut up as I was getting him hard and asked if I really meant it. I said god yes and so we agreed to go back to mine which we did after NY and Thompson’s. We had a fun time but him being straight didn’t kiss with tongues or suck. But I did fuck him so it’s not all bad!

Thursday 6 April, got an email from Karen – really fancy coming over to Canal Street. So she, Steven and Andy did. We had a right old time as mentioned by Karen in her blog last week. It was ace: the tranny was there, Jhoni, the fit Indian, Andrew and Wes. I gave Andrew the hard word that he wasn’t to come home anytime soon (he stayed out till 8, I know, or care, not where). Karen and her merry band had to go at 1ish and me and Wes and Andrew stayed out longer and eventually went to Cruz 101. Wes and I didn’t stay long as we had to go back to mine for more hanky panky.

Friday 7 April went out with Janet and Penny and Penny’s hubby Matt. Penny was the person who had my job at Salford before me. Had a nice time but left a bit too late: I was planning to go to Canal Street and meet up with Wes but he sent a text asking me to confirm this but I never got it till 10 o clock and by that time it was too late so he didn’t come out so I ended up with Andrew. He bought drinks all night but flew from one pub to the next meaning I didn’t have enough time to drink my drink. Anyway it was his money. He was lusting after some fat ugly mong which really annoyed me and I ended up having a massive strop with him saying how do you think I feel when you’d rather be with a fat ugly mong than me, especially after everything I’ve done for you. Cunt!
Went to Cruz but I don’t remember if we left together or not – no I just remember we did and went to bed at about 3am.

Saturday 8 April, went to Liverpool and had 2 pints and lunch with Lisa and Meic and then three pints with Alastair. Had a really nice relaxing afternoon and it was very nice to see them all again. Got home early evening and did sod all. Andrew went out and I stayed in.

Sunday 9 April, went to London! I got the train at quarter to two so walked with AL towards his work and then carried on. Slept on the train on the way down. Met Doug at the other end and we got a bus to his place and had a cup of tea, then went for a pint or two, came back for dinner and some wine and then went out to the Black Cap to see Sandra. Ooh how I’ve missed her. It was a nice night but nothing eventful.

Monday 10 April, up late – went for a greasy spoon breakfast – very disappointed by lack of fried bread but the sausages were nice. Went into London and having nothing better to do went to see a film. I know I should have done something cultural but I was tired and thought if I needed to I could nap there. Got to LSE at about half past 4 and started drinking with Rich who has converted to drinking bottles on Magner’s Cider in a pint glass with ice. Before long we were joined by Alan, Alan’s man- Peter, Ed, Will, Dr Sen. It was ace and lovely to see them. We trecked over to the George and carried on drinking there. Rich went off talking to scary mary, then who should turn up but Adrian, the main reason I left London!!! He barked at me for half an hour and then I sloped off when he started chatting Dr Sen up. Had a really nice night but a concern of mine was where I was going to stay. Nobody had offered me a bed so I decided I’d go to the White Swan, watch the stripper and then snooze on buses all night travelling from one side of London to the other but then Peter said I could stay at his so that was very nice. So they went home, I went to the white Swan – no stripper – how gutted was I? I could have cried I was so sad. So I got a taxi to Peter’s and slept very well in his spare bed while imagining Alan hungrily receiving a length of manmeat in the room next door while on all fours panting like an exhausted coypu.

Tuesday 11 April: Got a taxi into LSE. Had proper breakfast from Wrights – with fried bread!!!! Then had my HE FE meeting which I had to chair. It went really well and afterwards I went up to the old 10th floor and said hello to Kevin and the old SDU folks. Me and Al and Rich had a few but my train was at 7 so I had to skedaddle. Couldn’t sleep on the train which was a nuisance. Had two pints, no two and a half pints in Churchills and went home and had a relatively early night but didn’t sleep at all… typical!

Wednesday – lawks a mercy – stayed in!!

Thursday 13 April: I can hardly remember. Went out with Janet to Churchill’s, all the usual suspects were there, Nicole the tranny, Andrew, after work, Wes, Kevin. Had a great time, as usual. Janet went home at 12ish – or rather she went to the New Union and met a woman from south Africa who said to her “Ah, you are my sister, you must come round to my home and eat with me and we shall discuss business” someone also offered her drugs, sex and probably rock and roll. Meantime I got hot and dirty with Wes again.

Friday 14 April: Good Friday: Slept later than I’d planned then did very little cleaning and washing which is what I’d planned and I slept a fair bit so the time Chris arrived, I’d only done the Bathroom. Anyway he arrived at 4,30 and we went off to Asda where I spent £100 on a load of stuff including 24 toilet rolls!! Came home, drank, had Doritos, had pizza, had fags. Went out onto Canal Street and had a nice time. We went to Via, Churchills, New Union with Andrew as he’d finished work by then and back to Churchills. Left at 1.30 I think, got food on the way home – loads of it and bed for 3am.

Saturday 15 April: Chris was overhung, Andrew had been out all night and came home at 10.35am stuffing his face with McDonalds so we had Sausage sandwiches. We all went out to do a bit of shopping – not that any of us bought anything – no AL bought a PS2 game -, we just needed an excuse to get out of the house to get to the pub which we promptly did after a wander round. Tried the living room but we weren’t prepared to be non-smoking so we went to the Hog’s head and had 3 pints. Andrew went off after 2 to play his game so me and Chris had a third, then we went home to prepare for the night out (i.e. Chris needed a shit). Had a pint in the Rain Bar then downed 2 absolute sham bulls (6 vodkas, red bull and a bottle of sparking wine). Then AL turned up and we had another one between the three of us. We all wondered over to Canal Street and Andrew went to meet Nick a friend of his who is like a whale – tall deep fat broad – massive.

Chris and I had one in Via I think, then one in View where we met Wes, then went to Risa where I started feeling drunk so had coke but ended up dancing like a freak. Then we went to Churchill’s where Andrew was trying to jettison Nick so he could go to Legends and pull on his own without Nick (who is sweet on Andrew and would have been upset). Chris was drunk at this point but led by Wes we went to Baa Bar and then Thomson’s before deciding we needed food and bed. So we got some food and went to bed. Don’t really remember much about Saturday night to be honest, I was mullered.

Sunday 16 April: Chris went home early doors, I slept most of the day.

Monday 17 April: I slept most of the day but did do washing cleaning and hovering. Watched the Island on TV which was good. I was glad we watched it. Nice last day off as it was relaxing but I was looking forward to getting back to work.

And so ends my marathon blog.

I’ll blog tomorrow about this week. That will be a shorter one I promise

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