Dark side
God I'm such an adult!
Get a load of my grown up mature weekend!
Friday, pictures with AP, we saw Inside Man, it was shite don't go see it......I'd drank too much pop and needed a wee half way through (how embarrassing, making everyone on our row stand up, ah fuck em). Andy was on fine form and acting the court jester all night.
Home for 10pm, had lasagne (v. late tea), a few glasses of shiraz and Bedfordshire soon after!
Saturday up with the larks, went to the local pool and swam a mile, that'd be A.M, thank you, i take a bow!
Home with fresh loaf, pottered all day, nails, fake-tanning, shaving (face), had a healthy grilled breakfast, showered and napped on the sofa, only to awake 40 mins before picking KF up, got a wriggle on and we met MJW and Sarah in Aldo's at 7pm, had a lovely meal as always, Pino was rushing us in and out, so we'd sat down at around 7.30pm i reckon, had polished off 2 bottles of wine, our starters and mains and were out the door for 8.40pm.
Spent the rest of the night in the Spoons, drinking their rancid lager...found a table near the back and we seem to attract groups of friends who came to sit with us in shifts.
Firstly Sarah and MJ, now i must stress i didn't get to chat to them as much as I'd have liked, mainly because i had Katy wittering in my ear constantly for 3 hours.
Andy and Grant joined us for a while, AP was mullered told me he wasn't coming to Rhian's 40th as it was the Sportsmans dinner and that we'd have to change our flight home from France as he'd miss the England match, then the next breath looking at me all gooey and saying "i can think of worse things than marrying you", WTF?
MJ and Sarah toddled off home, Matthew was more drunk than he realised, getting Sarah a shandy instead of a reef, Sarah was just full, as she'd demolished fish and chips before Aldo's, as soon as their seats became available, Caroline, Debbie, Kim and her new bloke sat with us for a while, Katy was as drunk as Oliver Reed, snogging Matt W again (it'll all end in tears), by all accounts Spug had to put her in a taxi as she couldn't walk..............hhhahhaaaaaa!
When Caroline and Co nicked off for their Kebabs, we were joined by, Ruth, Mark, Spug, Mikey and Phil. Ruth said we were singing, but she tends to lie.......me and Potrat were v rangooned, mixing wine, lager and cocktails only seemed a good idea at the time.
Home and to kip for 1am.
Sunday a certain person wanted to get jiggy at 6am, not a fooking chance, i was ill as can be, he left at 1.30pm, i literally had to set the alarm for 3pm, put a wash on, showered and picked him up at 4pm, tried to avoid looking straight at Gill so she couldn't see my blood shot eyes, poor Gill, she was mid sentence asking how i was and Andy shut the door in her face.
Got to Marlene's for Mother's day Sunday lunch, cooked by Jim, had a very pleasant afternoon, middle brother was there, he's split up with his bird.............oh heck!
I spent the entire afternoon being the butt of everyone's jokes, i'm such an easy target.
The meal was lovely, Andy was suitably impressed as it was "plain" food, Mum got a box of old photos out...................run for the hills!!!!! we stayed till 7.20 then made our exit!
Dropped him home, we were in a right state the pair of us, did fuck all last night, bit more washing, sighing, made todays sandwiches, vacced up, clean up Luther's sick, sighed some more, watched Random Hearts, then bed at 1.30am.
Okay day today so far, Paul fell through the door and 9.30, pissed out of his head still, David came in shortly afterwards with a mental hair-do, he looks like Blake Carrington, me Leigh and Mark have just spent the last hour guffawing at them, thank the lord for my sober state and nice hair!
Get a load of my grown up mature weekend!
Friday, pictures with AP, we saw Inside Man, it was shite don't go see it......I'd drank too much pop and needed a wee half way through (how embarrassing, making everyone on our row stand up, ah fuck em). Andy was on fine form and acting the court jester all night.
Home for 10pm, had lasagne (v. late tea), a few glasses of shiraz and Bedfordshire soon after!
Saturday up with the larks, went to the local pool and swam a mile, that'd be A.M, thank you, i take a bow!
Home with fresh loaf, pottered all day, nails, fake-tanning, shaving (face), had a healthy grilled breakfast, showered and napped on the sofa, only to awake 40 mins before picking KF up, got a wriggle on and we met MJW and Sarah in Aldo's at 7pm, had a lovely meal as always, Pino was rushing us in and out, so we'd sat down at around 7.30pm i reckon, had polished off 2 bottles of wine, our starters and mains and were out the door for 8.40pm.
Spent the rest of the night in the Spoons, drinking their rancid lager...found a table near the back and we seem to attract groups of friends who came to sit with us in shifts.
Firstly Sarah and MJ, now i must stress i didn't get to chat to them as much as I'd have liked, mainly because i had Katy wittering in my ear constantly for 3 hours.
Andy and Grant joined us for a while, AP was mullered told me he wasn't coming to Rhian's 40th as it was the Sportsmans dinner and that we'd have to change our flight home from France as he'd miss the England match, then the next breath looking at me all gooey and saying "i can think of worse things than marrying you", WTF?
MJ and Sarah toddled off home, Matthew was more drunk than he realised, getting Sarah a shandy instead of a reef, Sarah was just full, as she'd demolished fish and chips before Aldo's, as soon as their seats became available, Caroline, Debbie, Kim and her new bloke sat with us for a while, Katy was as drunk as Oliver Reed, snogging Matt W again (it'll all end in tears), by all accounts Spug had to put her in a taxi as she couldn't walk..............hhhahhaaaaaa!
When Caroline and Co nicked off for their Kebabs, we were joined by, Ruth, Mark, Spug, Mikey and Phil. Ruth said we were singing, but she tends to lie.......me and Potrat were v rangooned, mixing wine, lager and cocktails only seemed a good idea at the time.
Home and to kip for 1am.
Sunday a certain person wanted to get jiggy at 6am, not a fooking chance, i was ill as can be, he left at 1.30pm, i literally had to set the alarm for 3pm, put a wash on, showered and picked him up at 4pm, tried to avoid looking straight at Gill so she couldn't see my blood shot eyes, poor Gill, she was mid sentence asking how i was and Andy shut the door in her face.
Got to Marlene's for Mother's day Sunday lunch, cooked by Jim, had a very pleasant afternoon, middle brother was there, he's split up with his bird.............oh heck!
I spent the entire afternoon being the butt of everyone's jokes, i'm such an easy target.
The meal was lovely, Andy was suitably impressed as it was "plain" food, Mum got a box of old photos out...................run for the hills!!!!! we stayed till 7.20 then made our exit!
Dropped him home, we were in a right state the pair of us, did fuck all last night, bit more washing, sighing, made todays sandwiches, vacced up, clean up Luther's sick, sighed some more, watched Random Hearts, then bed at 1.30am.
Okay day today so far, Paul fell through the door and 9.30, pissed out of his head still, David came in shortly afterwards with a mental hair-do, he looks like Blake Carrington, me Leigh and Mark have just spent the last hour guffawing at them, thank the lord for my sober state and nice hair!
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