Lie-Ins....................0
Where do i start? seems forever since i last blogged, am so so tired and have had a very hectic last 3 days............... dead on my feet this morning, SO wanted to blob work, still made it in and am on my 2nd coffee!
Thursday night we went to see Spuggies new flat, v.posh..........the intention was to have a takeaway and get pissed, by the time we'd collected our Chinese and Curry respectively and eaten, it was 10pm, so i had one shandy and dropped Rach and Ruth off at 11pm. OOh yeah and Sarah 3-bellies phoned, she's home in 2 weeks for Chrimbo and is alive and well.
Friday morning was woken at 9 hundred hours by decorator father, he'd stripped the walls Thursday and just had to paper Friday, poor Dad it took him 7 hrs with a short break for a bacon butty, he toddled off saying he couldn't be arsed to pack his tackle away and he'd come and get it Saturday.
I'd spent the day shopping in Leeds/Ikea and washing bedding, cleaning etc, but still mustered the energy to shift his pasting table/ladders............blah di blah, hang new curtains and pictures, move all furniture back and have bedroom looking like a palace, before i went to fetch Ruth and Mark at 7.30pm..............jeez i was fucked, wanted to sit in my nice bedroom for the evening looking at new soft furnishings and sighing a lot, not beating the hustle bustle of Cleck pubs and pre-Christmas party revellers, we met Andy in spoons, it was absolutely heaving, lucky Ruth said we should move after our 1st pint or we'd have been in for a shit night!!!
Moved to the Commercial, where we played doubles at pool (i'm so shit and lost every game). We then moved in to the snug and proceeded to drink like bastards and get totally wankered (or was that just me???), Hayley and Spug arrived and we had a merry old time, Ruth spent the hole evening telling Andy embarrassing pissed up stories from my past..............the shame!
Asked him if i was chucked, comedy moment when he said he'd just sup his pint off, then went to the loo, i was looking all dewy eyed and saying "you've forgotten your coat"..........he quipped "keep it, something to remember me by"..........................oh how we laughed!!!
7 pints later i went blind, Ruth and Mark went to meet some mates at midnight and Spug and Hayley went to meet the Kray twins in the regal.
Offered to drop Andy at home, so we could share a taxi, but he really needed to come and look at my new bedroom......ha ha, he agreed the new bedding did indeed make a huge difference and i saw him on his way at 1am...........(rugby Saturday and he needed his kip).
I fell into an unconcious slumber and nearly fucking freaked when my father popped his head round my bedroom door at 11am Saturday, yes i know you said you were coming for your stuff, but fucking knock, i am naked in bed and could, for all intents and purposes have been "at it" with AP, you dickhead!!!
Begrungingly got up and did some tutting, picked my coat up from Next then tried to get a Mcdonalds from Elland Road on match day (i'm such and idiot), called in Burger King and got a few bits from B&Q.
Home and packed for Buxton, Andy came straight after the game and i let him drive as i was scared to drive over the tops in the dark, also it has been known for me to crash into cement gate posts in the Peak District.
We made good timing and gotto Buxton at 6.15pm, we'd been instructed to call and get crusty bread on the way.
The night was fab, lots of stella and wine.........yummy meal prepared by Chris, goats cheese and roasted vegetables, lamb casserole, fruit flan and the biggest cheese platter i have ever seem!!!
The kids had taken their hoisted toys off to bed at 8pm, we didn't eat till 9pm and didn't finish eating till 10.30pm.....we were all quite pissed by the end of the meal, Andy was singing along to Xfactor on tape, on his own.......... worryingly!!!
Dawn and Rhian went to bed at midnight, Andy went up soon after, showed him where we were sleeping on the top floor with it's en-suite, he gave me a kiss and slapped my arse and said "don't be getting really pissed Karen and coming and wetting the bed or owt".
Yeah coz i'm always doing that!
Chris, Gabe and me got mullered drinking and smoking on the porch and retired some time going up to 2am.
Up with the larks at 9am Sunday, coffees, croissants, toasted crusty bread with peanut butter and jam, then we trundled over to the park, Andy hadn't taken a coat so borrowed Chris's...........Thirza's squeeling " Andy why are you wearing my Daddies coat it's too big for you?".
Kids played in the playground, we all got the miniture train around the park, then headed back to play on their trampoline in the back garden.
Set off for home at 12.15pm, got back at 1.30pm (i drove as it was daylight, ha ha i'm such a girl).
Dropped Ap off, home, 2 wash loads, afternoon nap, tea, EE omnibus, then spent yesterday evening chatting to Matt on the phone, wrapping presents and erecting fucking cunting Christmas tree that came in 42 pieces!!!!!
Thursday night we went to see Spuggies new flat, v.posh..........the intention was to have a takeaway and get pissed, by the time we'd collected our Chinese and Curry respectively and eaten, it was 10pm, so i had one shandy and dropped Rach and Ruth off at 11pm. OOh yeah and Sarah 3-bellies phoned, she's home in 2 weeks for Chrimbo and is alive and well.
Friday morning was woken at 9 hundred hours by decorator father, he'd stripped the walls Thursday and just had to paper Friday, poor Dad it took him 7 hrs with a short break for a bacon butty, he toddled off saying he couldn't be arsed to pack his tackle away and he'd come and get it Saturday.
I'd spent the day shopping in Leeds/Ikea and washing bedding, cleaning etc, but still mustered the energy to shift his pasting table/ladders............blah di blah, hang new curtains and pictures, move all furniture back and have bedroom looking like a palace, before i went to fetch Ruth and Mark at 7.30pm..............jeez i was fucked, wanted to sit in my nice bedroom for the evening looking at new soft furnishings and sighing a lot, not beating the hustle bustle of Cleck pubs and pre-Christmas party revellers, we met Andy in spoons, it was absolutely heaving, lucky Ruth said we should move after our 1st pint or we'd have been in for a shit night!!!
Moved to the Commercial, where we played doubles at pool (i'm so shit and lost every game). We then moved in to the snug and proceeded to drink like bastards and get totally wankered (or was that just me???), Hayley and Spug arrived and we had a merry old time, Ruth spent the hole evening telling Andy embarrassing pissed up stories from my past..............the shame!
Asked him if i was chucked, comedy moment when he said he'd just sup his pint off, then went to the loo, i was looking all dewy eyed and saying "you've forgotten your coat"..........he quipped "keep it, something to remember me by"..........................oh how we laughed!!!
7 pints later i went blind, Ruth and Mark went to meet some mates at midnight and Spug and Hayley went to meet the Kray twins in the regal.
Offered to drop Andy at home, so we could share a taxi, but he really needed to come and look at my new bedroom......ha ha, he agreed the new bedding did indeed make a huge difference and i saw him on his way at 1am...........(rugby Saturday and he needed his kip).
I fell into an unconcious slumber and nearly fucking freaked when my father popped his head round my bedroom door at 11am Saturday, yes i know you said you were coming for your stuff, but fucking knock, i am naked in bed and could, for all intents and purposes have been "at it" with AP, you dickhead!!!
Begrungingly got up and did some tutting, picked my coat up from Next then tried to get a Mcdonalds from Elland Road on match day (i'm such and idiot), called in Burger King and got a few bits from B&Q.
Home and packed for Buxton, Andy came straight after the game and i let him drive as i was scared to drive over the tops in the dark, also it has been known for me to crash into cement gate posts in the Peak District.
We made good timing and gotto Buxton at 6.15pm, we'd been instructed to call and get crusty bread on the way.
The night was fab, lots of stella and wine.........yummy meal prepared by Chris, goats cheese and roasted vegetables, lamb casserole, fruit flan and the biggest cheese platter i have ever seem!!!
The kids had taken their hoisted toys off to bed at 8pm, we didn't eat till 9pm and didn't finish eating till 10.30pm.....we were all quite pissed by the end of the meal, Andy was singing along to Xfactor on tape, on his own.......... worryingly!!!
Dawn and Rhian went to bed at midnight, Andy went up soon after, showed him where we were sleeping on the top floor with it's en-suite, he gave me a kiss and slapped my arse and said "don't be getting really pissed Karen and coming and wetting the bed or owt".
Yeah coz i'm always doing that!
Chris, Gabe and me got mullered drinking and smoking on the porch and retired some time going up to 2am.
Up with the larks at 9am Sunday, coffees, croissants, toasted crusty bread with peanut butter and jam, then we trundled over to the park, Andy hadn't taken a coat so borrowed Chris's...........Thirza's squeeling " Andy why are you wearing my Daddies coat it's too big for you?".
Kids played in the playground, we all got the miniture train around the park, then headed back to play on their trampoline in the back garden.
Set off for home at 12.15pm, got back at 1.30pm (i drove as it was daylight, ha ha i'm such a girl).
Dropped Ap off, home, 2 wash loads, afternoon nap, tea, EE omnibus, then spent yesterday evening chatting to Matt on the phone, wrapping presents and erecting fucking cunting Christmas tree that came in 42 pieces!!!!!
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