News in brief

1.Bedroom is now void of all possessions ready for Jim to do his stuff with his wallpaper stripper tomorrow and Friday.

2.Ruth, Mark, Mum and Steven played scrabble, watched Morcombe and Wise and ate stew last night (i am jealous).

3.Andy Porrait is off work with his Man cold.

4.David won at cards last night and is in an ace mood.

5.I've been and got new suede chocolate brown curtains for bedroom and am v.excited.

6.Paul has picked a 2-seater BMW for his new company car (nobba, how much stock will he be able to get in the back of that?).

7.Carpet stain has now disappeared, 1 last shot tonight it will be gone.........yippee, i am so happy.

8.Spent last night, eating liver, ironing ,watching t.v and daydreaming about new colour scheme (earth colours) for bedroom.

9.Matt and Rich are emailing about some drunken pub crawl at the L.S.E.

10.Not heard from 3-bellies for donkeys years, last i heard she was trapped in her car, ducking bird poo.

11.AP better be well for Buxton on Saturday or there will br trouble, (he's just phoned looking for sympathy as i didn't txt him back).

12.18 days to Christmas....fanFUCKINGtastic