V.tame but pissed 3 days running.

Thursday was a mad day, errands galore: so was out of the office all afternoon, picking up samples in Crossgates, fetching David's jeans from the dry cleaners (must tell him, you can put them in the washing machine to save him £6 next time).
Then queuing at his local pub for Xmas eve tickets like a schmuck...........
Home t.time and couldn't stop, flying round mopping, washing, then called at the chippy and went to Ruth and Marks with his Bday pressie, we all wolfed our tea down, then set to putting up Ruth's tree.......funny!
She had to take all the baubles off as she didn't know you put the lights on 1st............
Anyhow to cut a long story short after much cursing and a few broken ornaments, it was up..talk about a kid at Christmas (literally). Cute!

Called at Marlo's on the way home with some freebies for her works secret Santa (with her being hard up), taped little Britain while i emptied washer, sided clothes from airer........blah di blah, Matt phoned to discuss tin openers, Frank Skinner and bed.

Friday was very chilled out, did v. little work, White Rose at lunch to get Steven a Morrisey book from HMV (fooking rammed, not happy)........ the afternoon flew, had a light snack at t.time, fetched Ruth at 7.30pm and met little Ap in spoons at 8pm (bless, suppose he didn't bargain on spending the entire night with 5 women). He was in his element, Ruth suggested he be our pimp, to which he responded "he'd have a job on with us lot", more wise cracks in the Old house saying Tina was a really good singer, when we were doing a duet......................the cheeky fucker, he went off home after 5 pints around 11pm, as he was playing rugby Saturday.

Me, Ruth, Beth, Tina and Jo stayed a bit, i'd not had loads but had a glass of wine (to help Ruth out), think this tipped me over the edge.......needed food and bed, so sacked the regal off. Dragged Ruth to sloppies where she ordered a blue Wkd while i ate my lamb korma, missed my footing coming down the stairs.........nearly went arse over tit, stumbled up to A2B and saw a 40yr old woman scrapping with some 17yr old lads......funny as hell, only in Cleck!

Saturday was up at 9.30am, went to the church Chrismas Fayre with my Mother (Dad was dressed as Santa in the grotto), my family are such freaks i'm so ashamed and thank the lord each day that i am the normal one.
Had some cream cake an old lady had baked with a coffee and bought a DVD to show willing from one of the stalls (later found out that my parents had donated it), chatted to Matt's Auntie Jean (she wishes he'd visit her more, people forget about her also said hello to her Daughter Nicky, was there any jobs at my place as their Nicky was looking for one), made a hasty retreat as she was yelling after me, were me and Matt "just friends" and how much i reminded her of Caroline.

Mothers friends were arriving from Birmingham at 11.30am, so we had a spot of lunch them i dropped Mum and Brenda off at Readmans and gave them each a 10% off voucher, while i shot into Leeds on the hunt for AP's Xmas present, got him his trainers and Levi 501's that he'd requested Friday night (told him he'd get slippers if he didn't make his mind up).
Collected Mum and her mate, nipped into the bungalow to have a word with Dad about what day he could decorate my bedroom (he was 1/2 cut entertaining Derek) brilliant Dad why don't you get one of those little monkeys on your shoulder, to go with your red nose?
Had more fish and chips (twice in 3 days) picked up Katy F after getting ready for our 7 hr drinking session.

Then met the gang in Spoons, Spug, Rach and Dean were really thirsty and were already there, birthday boy was a bit late..........then his mates and family started arriving, fucking hell we filled the entire top 1/2 of the pub, there must have been 30 of us, i got Sat with Katy (slagging off Grants family), chatted to Rach and Tina a bit, but was completely hemmed in and couldn't mingle, so was v.relieved when AP arrived (slightly worse for drink) at 9.30pm, with Grant, Blacky, Russ, Matt, Quinny etc. he was being lovely, laughing at my drunk Dad, saying if we get married that'd be him, then getting all insecure saying what if i left him for someone else as he knew he wasn't the best looking bloke in the world...............what a nobba!!!!

I nipped to the loo, came back and some bird had him by the tie and was cracking on to him, hhhhaaaaaaaaa look at Ap, Mr.Casanova..........smiled sweetly then took him home at 12.30pm to give him a good hiding.
God we were drunk, took two glasses of orange juice up to bed, then collapsed unconcious in all my underwear.

Sunday up at 7.00am for a bit of exercise, slept it off..........we didn't get up till midday, lazy fecks. He went home to do his boy stuff (mates, footy, scratching his nads and farting) i had a lovely day of stripping the beds, washing clothes, tescos, EE omnibus and big fry up hangover food.
Marlene came visiting last night, she wants me to take back some jumpers to Readmans (don't worry i've plenty time on my hands, Mrs. i only work 2 days a week), she stopped an hour, we've decided to go halves on a carpet cleaner (yes you need blush, you know who you are).
Finished off the weekend, with American Beauty on DVD and a bottle of Banrock Station ( i am a product of my Father), up with the larks today though.
EARLY to work, have taken the bank and bought a Vax, need to take Andy jeans to swap for a smaller size as i thought he was taller and fatter than he is and mothers jumpers back to swap for a Sleep easy pillow!
Crawling round David today as i need to take Friday off to help Dad decorate and let the man in with the new cooker...........daren't even tell him i want to go 1/2hr early tonight to go to the beauticians...........
Oh Heck!!!!