Calm thoughts ... breathe deeply

I am not quite as wound up as I was last night. He's not really a fucking cunt of a motherfucking bastard fuckwit, but he is a scoundrel!

Am feeling hungover today after a three hour drinking binge of Kronenbourgs with double rum chasers.

At least I bleached the grout in my bathroom when I got home last night.

And chicken pakoras rule!!!