Party, Party and Party
Back to last Friday, being a model employee, i offered to pick up David's wife and give her a lift home............sounds quite simple?
NOT, she was in the Hilton in York and she lives in Hale in Manchester, for fucks sake, collected her, then dropped some random Canadians at the train station, hit the A1/M1 link road, got to Huddersfield and ground to halt, to cut a long story short, she'd no idea where she lived, we stumbled across an oil spillage and 2 crashes, ended up in the airport heading for terminal 3, until i safely threw her out at her abode and thanked her very kindly for the 40 fags for me to chain smoke on the way home.
Arrived home at 7.15pm, Andy turned up at 7.20pm, mumbled something about "you're not going out dressed like that".
Luckily Matt was running late, so i had 17 mins to have a bubble bath, wash, dry and straighten hair, get slap and clothes on and clamber into Richards van to be ferried to the Top pack horse for.....
Party 1
It was indeed a top night, much guffawing at my confident, popular chatty boyfriend, until he made a right rick and called Tina, Ruth (he actually thought Tina was my sister, he's only known me 3 yrs). DOH!
So the wobble was the wobble, pints in the the Top pack, Moorside Inn, Broomfield and the Ring o Bells (Me and Matt sang in there too), we needed to get a wriggle on and get into town, some bright spark made us do shots in the Punch and the Bull.......note to self DO NOT drink Port and Rum neat, as by the time you get to the Malt shovel you will want to throw buffets!!!
Blackout after the Malt......spoke to Besty, Toddy, Bryn and Tunner from school, Katy and Grant went for pizza......Hayley, James, Me ,Andy, Tina, Beth, Matt ,Sera, Sarah, Matt and Spug climbed the regal stairs.............then most of us went for curry, where i fell asleep and ate 1/2 of Andy's gee instead of ordering my own.
Next thing i knew it was 7.30am Saturday morning, rode AP, woke Matt and we went downstairs in our nightwear and watched the Terminal DVD, drank coffee and chainsmoked, Sarah, Sera and Mr.Ford arrived at 10am, breakfast for 6 at Kazza's Cafe........Andy woke up when the smoke alarm went off, oops! burnt bacon, still managed not to burn the toast, beans,eggs,mushrooms, sausage,tomatoes and hash browns........so we ate like kings, Andy went home to get ready to watch the rugby!
We all watched the Terminal again (nobody will die today), ace! Matt,Sarah and Sera went at 12 to watch Harry Potter, me and the Stephenson played Scene it till 1pm, then i took him to the train station in Hudds. Called at the pet shop on the way home, then slept from 3pm till 5.30pm, alarm went off for.............
Party 2
Saturday night was relatively tame, picked Katy F up at 6.30pm, Taxied to Aldo, met Tim, Joanne, Sarah B, Tina, Beth, MJW (in his benny hat), then Birthday girl bringing up the rear, with her weekends guests, Griffiths and Ford................it was a ream meal as always, i demolished Melon, Mango, Prawns, 2 pieces of garlic bread, 5 pieces of Chiabatta and one of Tina's spare ribs, then didn't want my main course funnily enough!
Had a beer and an entire bottle of vino, paid the bill, £16 a piece...........bargain, then we plonked in Spoons till last, Katy and me had another 6 pints (ooh we were parched).
We talked about, bowel movements (MJ), boots (Sarah B £110), bottle throwing................leave it!
Katy and i let MJ share our cab, he did his usual....hiya!! pressing his face against the glass then running after the cab like a rabid dog!
Home and bed for 12, after a txt from Ap........."nice meal?" man of many words.
Nice day yesterday, up at 11am, did my roots, had a cooked breakfast, washed 2 loads, cleaned cooker and bathroom.
Collected Marlene at 1.30pm (dutiful daughter), we went to freeport, i bought 3 bras (don't ask..yes i know i only have one pair of tits), 2 books, Steven some trousers, xmas cards and Ruths Christmas present!
Marlo bought a scarf and we had a nice coffee at Starbucks............Andy phoned at 4pm, giggling like a girl, from the bowlers breakfast, waffling about Pakis, my lovely cooking and would i call and see him for a pint.
Took Mum home and called at the club, to be told by the last few pissheads, Ap had indeed gone home.
Escaped Paul Hemmingway wanting to kiss me.........home and got ready for Hannah's Bach Hial..........
Party 3
Ace night Collected Steven (who offered to drive, until he found out it was a free bar), then picked up Paul and Lindsay in Morley and drove to Moor Allerton Golf club. I commented while parking the car, that my 2 male passengers would be the only folk at the party with foreskins.
V.Random evening, lots of mad Jewish dancing and people being thrown up in the air while sat on a chair and speech's performed beautifully by 12yr olds.
Steven was wankered on strong Russian beer, so i took him home at 11pm..........which was unfortunate as i wish i'd stayed to see Paul get so pissed he ended up in David's swimming pool.
So that's a wrap! Glad i'm not hungover today, like the other idiots i'm sharing an office with.
AND Andy wants to move in with me.
NOT, she was in the Hilton in York and she lives in Hale in Manchester, for fucks sake, collected her, then dropped some random Canadians at the train station, hit the A1/M1 link road, got to Huddersfield and ground to halt, to cut a long story short, she'd no idea where she lived, we stumbled across an oil spillage and 2 crashes, ended up in the airport heading for terminal 3, until i safely threw her out at her abode and thanked her very kindly for the 40 fags for me to chain smoke on the way home.
Arrived home at 7.15pm, Andy turned up at 7.20pm, mumbled something about "you're not going out dressed like that".
Luckily Matt was running late, so i had 17 mins to have a bubble bath, wash, dry and straighten hair, get slap and clothes on and clamber into Richards van to be ferried to the Top pack horse for.....
Party 1
It was indeed a top night, much guffawing at my confident, popular chatty boyfriend, until he made a right rick and called Tina, Ruth (he actually thought Tina was my sister, he's only known me 3 yrs). DOH!
So the wobble was the wobble, pints in the the Top pack, Moorside Inn, Broomfield and the Ring o Bells (Me and Matt sang in there too), we needed to get a wriggle on and get into town, some bright spark made us do shots in the Punch and the Bull.......note to self DO NOT drink Port and Rum neat, as by the time you get to the Malt shovel you will want to throw buffets!!!
Blackout after the Malt......spoke to Besty, Toddy, Bryn and Tunner from school, Katy and Grant went for pizza......Hayley, James, Me ,Andy, Tina, Beth, Matt ,Sera, Sarah, Matt and Spug climbed the regal stairs.............then most of us went for curry, where i fell asleep and ate 1/2 of Andy's gee instead of ordering my own.
Next thing i knew it was 7.30am Saturday morning, rode AP, woke Matt and we went downstairs in our nightwear and watched the Terminal DVD, drank coffee and chainsmoked, Sarah, Sera and Mr.Ford arrived at 10am, breakfast for 6 at Kazza's Cafe........Andy woke up when the smoke alarm went off, oops! burnt bacon, still managed not to burn the toast, beans,eggs,mushrooms, sausage,tomatoes and hash browns........so we ate like kings, Andy went home to get ready to watch the rugby!
We all watched the Terminal again (nobody will die today), ace! Matt,Sarah and Sera went at 12 to watch Harry Potter, me and the Stephenson played Scene it till 1pm, then i took him to the train station in Hudds. Called at the pet shop on the way home, then slept from 3pm till 5.30pm, alarm went off for.............
Party 2
Saturday night was relatively tame, picked Katy F up at 6.30pm, Taxied to Aldo, met Tim, Joanne, Sarah B, Tina, Beth, MJW (in his benny hat), then Birthday girl bringing up the rear, with her weekends guests, Griffiths and Ford................it was a ream meal as always, i demolished Melon, Mango, Prawns, 2 pieces of garlic bread, 5 pieces of Chiabatta and one of Tina's spare ribs, then didn't want my main course funnily enough!
Had a beer and an entire bottle of vino, paid the bill, £16 a piece...........bargain, then we plonked in Spoons till last, Katy and me had another 6 pints (ooh we were parched).
We talked about, bowel movements (MJ), boots (Sarah B £110), bottle throwing................leave it!
Katy and i let MJ share our cab, he did his usual....hiya!! pressing his face against the glass then running after the cab like a rabid dog!
Home and bed for 12, after a txt from Ap........."nice meal?" man of many words.
Nice day yesterday, up at 11am, did my roots, had a cooked breakfast, washed 2 loads, cleaned cooker and bathroom.
Collected Marlene at 1.30pm (dutiful daughter), we went to freeport, i bought 3 bras (don't ask..yes i know i only have one pair of tits), 2 books, Steven some trousers, xmas cards and Ruths Christmas present!
Marlo bought a scarf and we had a nice coffee at Starbucks............Andy phoned at 4pm, giggling like a girl, from the bowlers breakfast, waffling about Pakis, my lovely cooking and would i call and see him for a pint.
Took Mum home and called at the club, to be told by the last few pissheads, Ap had indeed gone home.
Escaped Paul Hemmingway wanting to kiss me.........home and got ready for Hannah's Bach Hial..........
Party 3
Ace night Collected Steven (who offered to drive, until he found out it was a free bar), then picked up Paul and Lindsay in Morley and drove to Moor Allerton Golf club. I commented while parking the car, that my 2 male passengers would be the only folk at the party with foreskins.
V.Random evening, lots of mad Jewish dancing and people being thrown up in the air while sat on a chair and speech's performed beautifully by 12yr olds.
Steven was wankered on strong Russian beer, so i took him home at 11pm..........which was unfortunate as i wish i'd stayed to see Paul get so pissed he ended up in David's swimming pool.
So that's a wrap! Glad i'm not hungover today, like the other idiots i'm sharing an office with.
AND Andy wants to move in with me.
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