Notes of a 4 hour phone call between Mr M Stephenson and Miss K Horner

Andrew
Andy
Spug
Hayley and James
Katy and Granty
Sarah
Gabe
Dawn
Ruth
Steven
Marlo and Jim
Richard and Judy
Warren and Carol
Dave and Jill
John and Claire
David, Leigh, Paul and Huggy
Tony, Ian, Dave and Jenny
Rich and his family
Suggy
MJW
Steven
Boxing Day Rugby
Family parties
Drinking in Cleck
Arrangements for Xmas
Dead men’s yellow shirts
Cotton buds up your bum
The Westgate Wobble
The Cleck Trek
30th Birthday parties
Catering for parties
Pie and Peas
Queueing at Metcalfes
Aldo’s
Harrison’s Christening
Genetic propensity for drink
Needles
Blackpool
Newcastle
Durham
Playing games when driving
Dreams
English, Mexican, Thai, Indian and Chinese food
Leeks (with white sauce)
Delia's steak and kidney pie
M&S tins of chunky chicken
Being woken up in a scary way
Pot noodles
"Roo-ar"ing for stuff
Wanting free things
Sharing emery boards and almond slices evenly
Smoking cigarettes
Farting in front of your boyfriend
Pretending to be a pedlo
Age gaps
Shitting through the eye of an eagle
Boyfriend’s willies
Dribbling while asleep
Clean bedding
Cats sleeping in slippers
Boots and shoes
DIY Focus
Books
Having children
The difference between gay and straight people
Alarm clocks and waking up
Tidying up
Fizzy pop
Cats thinking you're talking to them
New jobs, and new jobs at previous employers
Cushy jobs
Santini tomatoes
Playing cards at the golf club
Amounts of holiday people take
Amounts of sick people take
Working late
Me time
Karaoke
Preferred evenings: out at the pub/in drinking wine
Scrabble
Playstations
Inviting people to functions
The Rugby Club

Anything I missed Karen?