Bet Billy Fury never cleaned a dirty grill in his life!
Not that I'm competing with Sarah, by blogging every day!
Well i might be........tee hee!
But also it's something to do, it's only like chatting!
So i'm here again, another day another dollar.
I arrived at my desk at 9.13am (i'm late every day, but no worries as Shadrag the security guard saves me a parking space, by putting a police bollard in a spot by the door).
We chat for 1/2hr till David falls through the door, beaming "morning campers".
Give it 10 minutes, before he pipes up, "what are we doing for fodder Kazza?"
Off to Somerfield with a £10 note, back and shuffle into my Kitchen like Mrs.Overall..............(fooking hell, i'm Katy Farquahar).
When everyone has a full belly, i sit down with my cereal and chopped up banana, before i tackle the filthy grill!
Stop feeling sorry for me i love it!
Not as much as AP though!
Bless, he was round last night..........i was kipping on the sofa, fleece on over my p.j's looking like a polar bear.......
He's so depressed job wise, i tried to cheer him up by doing tricks, you know crushing a can on my forehead, sword swallowing, gave it up as a bad job when Meg ate the white dove, that was to be used in my next act!
We got Descent out on DVD, it was good to begin with, but a bit far fetched with all the monsters....
We then played Scene it on DVD as Ruth and Mark packed up their game to take home and left the disc...........hahhhaaaaaa losers!
Andy whooped my ass, as i am no good at anything!
Went to bed to read for 1 hr and was unconscious before the 12!
Jobs to do today.
Wash car, inside and out.
Go to M&S for Dawn chocolates and nice santini salad for lunch.
Get drinks and mints for tomorrows journey.
Look for Kay more Chrome sink taps for her downstairs loo.
Get Martyns step daughter Casio Keyboard.
Take DVD back.
Get fish butty or something quick for tea.
Get ready in double quick time and pick up Marlene, Jim and RuthRack at 6.45pm.
Drive to St.Georges hall theatre and spend the evening bopping away to Halfway to paradise the Billy Fury story with aged parents.
Get home not too late i hope and pack bag for morning, when i am to collect nice boyfriend, Sarah 3 bellies and Nick Mc(i'm the most boring man alive)Elive. To set off to Newcastle to stay with the Elsworth family and have a night out in the City known as Durham.
Better go get that grill cleaned 1st!
Oooh yeah, i forgot to mention Elliott got off with a warning, for the guy that headbutted him, yeah! that's what i thought, but seemingly the guy who stuck one on him, was his ex's new chappy and didn't take kindly to Elliott "harassing" his girlfriend, yeah he was in court for harassment........Seeminglyly you can get in trouble by the law for txting "your cunt smells of shit" to an ex-lover!
How peculiar!??!
Well i might be........tee hee!
But also it's something to do, it's only like chatting!
So i'm here again, another day another dollar.
I arrived at my desk at 9.13am (i'm late every day, but no worries as Shadrag the security guard saves me a parking space, by putting a police bollard in a spot by the door).
We chat for 1/2hr till David falls through the door, beaming "morning campers".
Give it 10 minutes, before he pipes up, "what are we doing for fodder Kazza?"
Off to Somerfield with a £10 note, back and shuffle into my Kitchen like Mrs.Overall..............(fooking hell, i'm Katy Farquahar).
When everyone has a full belly, i sit down with my cereal and chopped up banana, before i tackle the filthy grill!
Stop feeling sorry for me i love it!
Not as much as AP though!
Bless, he was round last night..........i was kipping on the sofa, fleece on over my p.j's looking like a polar bear.......
He's so depressed job wise, i tried to cheer him up by doing tricks, you know crushing a can on my forehead, sword swallowing, gave it up as a bad job when Meg ate the white dove, that was to be used in my next act!
We got Descent out on DVD, it was good to begin with, but a bit far fetched with all the monsters....
We then played Scene it on DVD as Ruth and Mark packed up their game to take home and left the disc...........hahhhaaaaaa losers!
Andy whooped my ass, as i am no good at anything!
Went to bed to read for 1 hr and was unconscious before the 12!
Jobs to do today.
Wash car, inside and out.
Go to M&S for Dawn chocolates and nice santini salad for lunch.
Get drinks and mints for tomorrows journey.
Look for Kay more Chrome sink taps for her downstairs loo.
Get Martyns step daughter Casio Keyboard.
Take DVD back.
Get fish butty or something quick for tea.
Get ready in double quick time and pick up Marlene, Jim and RuthRack at 6.45pm.
Drive to St.Georges hall theatre and spend the evening bopping away to Halfway to paradise the Billy Fury story with aged parents.
Get home not too late i hope and pack bag for morning, when i am to collect nice boyfriend, Sarah 3 bellies and Nick Mc(i'm the most boring man alive)Elive. To set off to Newcastle to stay with the Elsworth family and have a night out in the City known as Durham.
Better go get that grill cleaned 1st!
Oooh yeah, i forgot to mention Elliott got off with a warning, for the guy that headbutted him, yeah! that's what i thought, but seemingly the guy who stuck one on him, was his ex's new chappy and didn't take kindly to Elliott "harassing" his girlfriend, yeah he was in court for harassment........Seeminglyly you can get in trouble by the law for txting "your cunt smells of shit" to an ex-lover!
How peculiar!??!
posted by Karen @ 11:24 AM
2 Comments:
At 12:29 AM,
Anonymous said…
A night out in Durham - you lucky, mucky thing you! You'll find plenty of student Rah's in red jeans and rowing caps ready for innocence plucking.
Be sure to visit Klute - a night club that can hold it's head high, proudly claiming to be the bastard off-spring of the Regal.
Of course, you must enjoy yourself with impunity as you can cleanse one's sins the next day in the "very big church". Or not.
At 10:08 AM,
Matt said…
I am confused, I didn't write that comment!
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