Before and after
Events that happened either side of our trip to Ireland.
The date
Thursday, he was 10 mins early so i answered the boor in satin robe and hiking socks (attractive).
Got to the flicks, chatting, laughing and joking all the way, film was crap, but I'd have sat through The horse whisperer with him, so didn't give a flying fuck.
Nipped to the loos after and had to button my cardie up to the top to disguise the fact I'd spilt coke all down my white t.shirt.
We'd already arranged to go for beer after, he suggested the Whickam, fine i thought!
I didn't fucking expect him to want to do the pub quiz ( i will surely be chucked this time, for being thick as fuck).
The shame, but it's fine, Andy is very quiet and a bit gormless, surely he too will be a bit dense? oh no!
Brain of fucking Britain, he even started giving me clues and saying that he'd pronounced words wrong when i couldn't spell them properly!!
The upshot was i knew 4/40, we got about 50% right between us, but he said "we didn't go to win".
Bless, chatted to Matt's Dad on the way out, who said if all 3 of us had been on the same team, then we'd have been joint winners..........maybe next time?
Home had a snog in the car " have a really good weekend Karen and try not to get arrested".
The next 3 days you know about!
Monday 10th October.
Took a days annual leave to recover, rose at lunchtime, already 2 miss calls from Andy, had a lovely lunch/afternoon with Kay (when i do see her, i enjoy her company so much, I'd soon forgotten she is crap at keeping in touch).
Anyhow she was dumfounded when Andy phoned, was spitting her cheese sandwich everywhere and planning cosy dinner parties for 4.
Fetched Will from school and played and read him stories, then left at 5pm.
Did 3 loads of washing (was eternally grateful to Beth and Tina for leaving my house absolutely spotless), Tina did say it was like living in a palace, i've also heard Meg and Luther are Beth's new best friends (i'll put them in the microwave, i hate cats, my arse!)
Did fuck all last night, chatted to Matt quickly, phoned Mum, spoke to Tina.
Had a pizza and was in bed for 9.30pm............absolutely done in.
Back to it today, the workplace, mixed news..........
On the downside, Mike the plumber called.....he can't get the old taps off the cast iron bath and he's let Maisie out and she's run off.
I've driven to Levi and co with 200 reams of paper, thought the burning smell of rubber was the weight in the car, realised I'd driven into the centre of Leeds with the handbreak on.
BUT on the upside, Andy phoned at 9.30am, he's coming round tonight.
Mike called back, he can still fit me a shower and the cat has come home.
I've had 2 parcels bought while i've been off. Black and Decker angle grinders and some wallpaper.
So that's all good.
Indifferent but funny news, the office has run out of loo roll as i have been absent and men can't buy toilet paper.
I used some "sample" tissues, that were embalmed with eucalyptus.........
Fanny now feels like it's on fire!
The date
Thursday, he was 10 mins early so i answered the boor in satin robe and hiking socks (attractive).
Got to the flicks, chatting, laughing and joking all the way, film was crap, but I'd have sat through The horse whisperer with him, so didn't give a flying fuck.
Nipped to the loos after and had to button my cardie up to the top to disguise the fact I'd spilt coke all down my white t.shirt.
We'd already arranged to go for beer after, he suggested the Whickam, fine i thought!
I didn't fucking expect him to want to do the pub quiz ( i will surely be chucked this time, for being thick as fuck).
The shame, but it's fine, Andy is very quiet and a bit gormless, surely he too will be a bit dense? oh no!
Brain of fucking Britain, he even started giving me clues and saying that he'd pronounced words wrong when i couldn't spell them properly!!
The upshot was i knew 4/40, we got about 50% right between us, but he said "we didn't go to win".
Bless, chatted to Matt's Dad on the way out, who said if all 3 of us had been on the same team, then we'd have been joint winners..........maybe next time?
Home had a snog in the car " have a really good weekend Karen and try not to get arrested".
The next 3 days you know about!
Monday 10th October.
Took a days annual leave to recover, rose at lunchtime, already 2 miss calls from Andy, had a lovely lunch/afternoon with Kay (when i do see her, i enjoy her company so much, I'd soon forgotten she is crap at keeping in touch).
Anyhow she was dumfounded when Andy phoned, was spitting her cheese sandwich everywhere and planning cosy dinner parties for 4.
Fetched Will from school and played and read him stories, then left at 5pm.
Did 3 loads of washing (was eternally grateful to Beth and Tina for leaving my house absolutely spotless), Tina did say it was like living in a palace, i've also heard Meg and Luther are Beth's new best friends (i'll put them in the microwave, i hate cats, my arse!)
Did fuck all last night, chatted to Matt quickly, phoned Mum, spoke to Tina.
Had a pizza and was in bed for 9.30pm............absolutely done in.
Back to it today, the workplace, mixed news..........
On the downside, Mike the plumber called.....he can't get the old taps off the cast iron bath and he's let Maisie out and she's run off.
I've driven to Levi and co with 200 reams of paper, thought the burning smell of rubber was the weight in the car, realised I'd driven into the centre of Leeds with the handbreak on.
BUT on the upside, Andy phoned at 9.30am, he's coming round tonight.
Mike called back, he can still fit me a shower and the cat has come home.
I've had 2 parcels bought while i've been off. Black and Decker angle grinders and some wallpaper.
So that's all good.
Indifferent but funny news, the office has run out of loo roll as i have been absent and men can't buy toilet paper.
I used some "sample" tissues, that were embalmed with eucalyptus.........
Fanny now feels like it's on fire!
posted by Karen @ 12:25 PM
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