Where has the sun gone?

Having quite a lovely week.
Till David started getting on my case this morning, he called he a stupid fucking idiot because i let an Austrian wagon driver poo in his bog, honestly he nearly burst a vein, he was going potty.(potty geddit)

Then he completely demolished my display of mixer taps, by taking them all off show as he was adamant he'd sold them to Tradex, then they reneged, so he started shouting "you better get then taps flashed up quickly we've more punters coming in". Struth!!!

He's just told me to drive to Mansfield with some Rizzla papers, i ignored him.

I wouldn't mind he employed his layabout son,(the one who shagged Katy Farquhar and shot his muck in 30 seconds), who's delivering in Blackpool this morning, he phoned me up to say "guess where i am? queuing for the big one at the pleasure beach!!!!!!! " Give me strength!

NEPOTISM!!!!

So other than fucking work drek news, weeks events, very poor!

1.Had email from Spug, she's not fallen out with me........hooray!
2.Sera had joined our blog, i hope she posts lots and a big welcome from us all.
3.Matt has been very busy this week, but has posted on the other blog and said a quick hello this morning.
4.Spoke to Sarah briefly on Mon, she was back in Yarmouth, so i posted her a Kat Slater type bikini and a cossie that she says will be too small.
5.Phoned Kay on Monday, she's off to Dubai at the weekend.....suppose my hair will wait till she gets home.
6.Molly loved her pressie and has chosen to sleep outside for the rest of the summer.
7.I have an infected hair folicle, where i've been doing my bikini line, antibiotics cleared it up the 1st time, but it's back, so i fixed it myself on Monday night with a pin, some surgical spirit and an icecube (should have got Tina round with her camera phone).
8.All the tap samples we have in at work are argos returns, i have discovered that if you take a £70 tap back and say you have lost your receipt, they will give you vouchers to the same monetary value.....mugs!
9.I am buying Steven's nearly new huge bed from him as he's off to OZ, i am very excited as my bed is old and rubbish, me and Andy Porraitt will be liking christening it next week, i'll wager.
10.How fucking good is big brother getting??, Saskia to go!!! i fucking hate her and want to grad hold of her, at either side of her tiny bonce and shake her till blood comes out of her eyes.
11.Last but not least, i have started the Scarsdale medical diet, it's only for 14 days and you can lose up to 20lbs, ace! It's fooking expensive though, oh well! I'm only doing it to kickstart myself into healthy eating and exercising, who am i kidding? it's not the food that's the problem, i'ts the lagertops and curries on a weekend, so G&T and Vodka at the weekend and i've to keep out of sloppy joes, i'll get Marlene to write me a note.