Sarah was early........twice!!
Friday was fab, really really good......... was still glowing from Thursday evenings shag fest......forfeited disco kip to take Molly's pressie up to Sam's parents, there was noone in so i threw it over the garden fence into the back garden (no it wasn't fragile), like a shot putter, then went to get a fish butty, knew i should eat something before i went out as it was going to be a large one.
With it being such lovely weather all week, put an off the shoulder top and a white skirt on, but when it came to setting off, it was bloody raining......luckily Leeny gave us a lift, so we got to spoons and there was Elsworth on her 14th pint, well no not really but her 2nd, but she's never early....ever!
Ruth and Mark spotted a table, so me Spug and Sarah went and stood where they were sat, then Matt showed up and got a round, i went to help him at the bar, he repaid my kindness by shoving a fiver down my cleavage.
Within the next 1/2 hour, the following late comers had shown up, MJW, Mikey, Beth, Jo, Hayley, Tina, Rach and Dean. Bringing out little posse to 14 of us! AND to say i was going to stay in as noone was about!!!!!
I then bumped into Craig Aspinall outside the loos, he asked me if i'd anything to say for myself, erm no!! Then he accused me of leaving him on his own 2 Fridays ago in the curry house, God he's 32 yrs old,
he can find him way home by himself!!!
As if i'd just leave without saying bye!
We had 3 pints in spoons,(Sarah has 5) then sidled up to the Old house at home, where we just took over the entire 1st section and slowly drank ourselves silly, Steven and his mate Lindsey arrived, then Katy and Grant showed up.....hurrah!!
Which would have made 18 of us, if some people hadn't of disappeared, there's some strange folk about, people who actually prefer to go to a dead pub on their own, rather than be in the thick of it with everyone else.
Still, we sang and drank and were loud, we managed 5 pints before last orders, which worked out fine as Spug, Sarah, Matt, me and MJ were in a round........didn't realise how merry i was until i was showing Sarah my nipple (she's a nurse), i wouldn't let Matt see as he's not a nurse.
Regal, carcrash Sarah got another round (even though it wasn't her turn), she'd got a plan and was grinning from ear to ear as she turned round with 2 pints of Diesel, oh hecky thump!!
We mosied to the dancefloor, Sarah promptly threw 1/2 her drink down her top and some chav knocked mine over, so we both had an inch of diesel then Matt was rubbing his belly mouthing "curry".
I don't remember being in the sloppy jo's at all, but by all accounts Steven, Mj and Matt were all snogging! classy!!
I did my usual, ate 1/2 my meal, then said really loudly, i'll go book a taxi for us all.......then got in it and just went home on my own, while they were searching all of Clecks taxi ranks for me..........hahhhaaaaaa!
Jo daki taxi driver chatted me up all the way home, i played along then sat outside my house chatting drunkenly like he was my great mate, eventually was bored paid my fare £1.46, he'd actually said £2.50 but what a few coppers between friends...........!!
Got in and had a quick look at the new housemates on BB.
Saturday was up and about with bags of energy, phoned Matt and suggested we go to Frankie and Benny's for tea, phoned Sarah who was up even earlier than me and she said she's come along and drive whoopee!!
MJ didn't want to play as he doesn't like to drink 2 days running!
With it being lovely weather, i mowed the lawn, cleared the entire shed out and swept it all and put everything back really neatly and moved some smaller things into my waterproof storage box.
Sarah came at 4pm, well she was a few minutes early so she had to wait while i finished getting ready, she borrowed a cardigan, as we were to sit outside watching the cricket, got to the club after Sarah had changed into her jeans, in transit.........seriously, i won't even tell you that they were last nights jeans still with last nights knickers inside them.
Anyhow, i got a shandy Sarah had a diet coke and we sat with Warren and Caroline, waiting for Matt and his Dad to show up, watched Andy drop a catch and the rest of the 2nd team play really badly, it was all over before 7pm and Cleck had lost yet another game. Don't think they've won one this season.
Sat a while longer, chatting to Nicola and Carl, Spug had turned up to do her shift behind the bar from 6-8, she looked a bit cross i was down there without her and even crosser when we were going to eat and she couldn't come as she was working. Oh dear!
Said a quick hello to Andy and Deano after their showers, blanked the in-laws, Gill was giving me evils. Think her eyes were saying, keep your filthy mits off my little boy, you old nympho witch.......probably!!!
Dragged Sarah away from the tennis and we bundled into the car, where Matt played with Sarah's pants off the car floor........
Got up to the showcase and booked a table, Sarah got a round in, Sarah buys more drinks than anyone i know..........i feel bad now! AND she was driving AND drinking coke.
Pip was working and came over shrieking and air kissing and telling us it was his last Sat. to work and he's moving to Blackpool next week, for good!
The meal was nice, we had a combo starter platter between us, which had on it, deep fried broccoli, deep fried mozzarella, loaded potato skins, bread sticks, chicken strips, corn on the cob, onion rings, chicken wings, ribs and dips..............Matt flirted outrageously with our waiter and even found out his nickname from pip, Rambo!
We ate our mains, and had a 2nd pints, Sarah and i had chicken, Matt had ribs and strips i think, then Sarah and Matt wanted pudding, personally i know when I'm beat.......We had another pint, then realised it was 8.50pm and we'd been noshing, drinking and chatting for ages.
Quickly got a wriggle on and paid our bill, Ms. Elsworth dropped Matt and I at the club and she went off to baby-sit her nephews with Janet (she's such a good girl).
Matt was stuffed and wanted a double pernod, i got my 8th pint of the day..then we went to sit with Andy, Deano, Blacky and some others, Spug was with Hayley and Zak and said she was too tired to play out!
Matt and i got a taxi and we on one of the tall tables, soon to be joined by the cricket lads, all the girls were huddled by the window, we had 3 pints in there, well Matt had a double G&T, 1 Guinness and a tia maria...........the poofter!!
AP had seen his arse as they'd lost the cricket, i don't understand boys and their sports, but really he looked like someone had died, told him to take his miserable mug off home, Matt saw this as an opening to preach at me, how Andy was a very unsuitable match for me (he does this everytime i see him, speak to him or email him). He then got Caroline and Katy to join in.................la la la, i'm not listening!
He said he was far too full to go to the regal, we left and asked the lads what they were doing, Deano was up for pizza, Blacky wanted to pull, Andy wanted to go home and sulk, Matt wanted to stare up at the town hall in wonder and declare what a beautiful building it was (for Cleck). I sat on the steps outside the cobblers and tried to cheer Andy up, he's a moody fucker, it wasn't working had a quick kiss and a cuddle then off he went, think he was off to find Deano at the pizza place.
Matt then said he was up for whatever, i suggested going to the regal, sitting down, drinking more and talking bollocks, he readily agreed, so we did, Tina and Beth arrived they'd been looking all round Cleck for us!!!
We only seemed to have been in there 10 mins and all the lights came on, we'd had another 3 pints and i'd smoked 1/2 of Matt's fags as i'd done in all my 20.
The 4 of us got a cab up and i had a real wobble on, don't know why i'd not drunk that much!!!
Sunday the Sabbath, up, tescos, home, bath, full English breakfast, 2 wash loads, watered plants, Eastenders omnibus, roasted a chicken, read my book, made Mondays sandwiches, played with cats...........
No one phoned for Sunday shandies, Spug has fallen out with me, Sarah was at a bbq and Matt had gone home.
Was kind of glad as was very tired and had drunk enough Friday and Saturday to sink a ship.
Went up to bed at 10.30pm, got to sleep at around 1am, but still have had over 7 hours booze free sleep.
Glad!!!
With it being such lovely weather all week, put an off the shoulder top and a white skirt on, but when it came to setting off, it was bloody raining......luckily Leeny gave us a lift, so we got to spoons and there was Elsworth on her 14th pint, well no not really but her 2nd, but she's never early....ever!
Ruth and Mark spotted a table, so me Spug and Sarah went and stood where they were sat, then Matt showed up and got a round, i went to help him at the bar, he repaid my kindness by shoving a fiver down my cleavage.
Within the next 1/2 hour, the following late comers had shown up, MJW, Mikey, Beth, Jo, Hayley, Tina, Rach and Dean. Bringing out little posse to 14 of us! AND to say i was going to stay in as noone was about!!!!!
I then bumped into Craig Aspinall outside the loos, he asked me if i'd anything to say for myself, erm no!! Then he accused me of leaving him on his own 2 Fridays ago in the curry house, God he's 32 yrs old,
he can find him way home by himself!!!
As if i'd just leave without saying bye!
We had 3 pints in spoons,(Sarah has 5) then sidled up to the Old house at home, where we just took over the entire 1st section and slowly drank ourselves silly, Steven and his mate Lindsey arrived, then Katy and Grant showed up.....hurrah!!
Which would have made 18 of us, if some people hadn't of disappeared, there's some strange folk about, people who actually prefer to go to a dead pub on their own, rather than be in the thick of it with everyone else.
Still, we sang and drank and were loud, we managed 5 pints before last orders, which worked out fine as Spug, Sarah, Matt, me and MJ were in a round........didn't realise how merry i was until i was showing Sarah my nipple (she's a nurse), i wouldn't let Matt see as he's not a nurse.
Regal, carcrash Sarah got another round (even though it wasn't her turn), she'd got a plan and was grinning from ear to ear as she turned round with 2 pints of Diesel, oh hecky thump!!
We mosied to the dancefloor, Sarah promptly threw 1/2 her drink down her top and some chav knocked mine over, so we both had an inch of diesel then Matt was rubbing his belly mouthing "curry".
I don't remember being in the sloppy jo's at all, but by all accounts Steven, Mj and Matt were all snogging! classy!!
I did my usual, ate 1/2 my meal, then said really loudly, i'll go book a taxi for us all.......then got in it and just went home on my own, while they were searching all of Clecks taxi ranks for me..........hahhhaaaaaa!
Jo daki taxi driver chatted me up all the way home, i played along then sat outside my house chatting drunkenly like he was my great mate, eventually was bored paid my fare £1.46, he'd actually said £2.50 but what a few coppers between friends...........!!
Got in and had a quick look at the new housemates on BB.
Saturday was up and about with bags of energy, phoned Matt and suggested we go to Frankie and Benny's for tea, phoned Sarah who was up even earlier than me and she said she's come along and drive whoopee!!
MJ didn't want to play as he doesn't like to drink 2 days running!
With it being lovely weather, i mowed the lawn, cleared the entire shed out and swept it all and put everything back really neatly and moved some smaller things into my waterproof storage box.
Sarah came at 4pm, well she was a few minutes early so she had to wait while i finished getting ready, she borrowed a cardigan, as we were to sit outside watching the cricket, got to the club after Sarah had changed into her jeans, in transit.........seriously, i won't even tell you that they were last nights jeans still with last nights knickers inside them.
Anyhow, i got a shandy Sarah had a diet coke and we sat with Warren and Caroline, waiting for Matt and his Dad to show up, watched Andy drop a catch and the rest of the 2nd team play really badly, it was all over before 7pm and Cleck had lost yet another game. Don't think they've won one this season.
Sat a while longer, chatting to Nicola and Carl, Spug had turned up to do her shift behind the bar from 6-8, she looked a bit cross i was down there without her and even crosser when we were going to eat and she couldn't come as she was working. Oh dear!
Said a quick hello to Andy and Deano after their showers, blanked the in-laws, Gill was giving me evils. Think her eyes were saying, keep your filthy mits off my little boy, you old nympho witch.......probably!!!
Dragged Sarah away from the tennis and we bundled into the car, where Matt played with Sarah's pants off the car floor........
Got up to the showcase and booked a table, Sarah got a round in, Sarah buys more drinks than anyone i know..........i feel bad now! AND she was driving AND drinking coke.
Pip was working and came over shrieking and air kissing and telling us it was his last Sat. to work and he's moving to Blackpool next week, for good!
The meal was nice, we had a combo starter platter between us, which had on it, deep fried broccoli, deep fried mozzarella, loaded potato skins, bread sticks, chicken strips, corn on the cob, onion rings, chicken wings, ribs and dips..............Matt flirted outrageously with our waiter and even found out his nickname from pip, Rambo!
We ate our mains, and had a 2nd pints, Sarah and i had chicken, Matt had ribs and strips i think, then Sarah and Matt wanted pudding, personally i know when I'm beat.......We had another pint, then realised it was 8.50pm and we'd been noshing, drinking and chatting for ages.
Quickly got a wriggle on and paid our bill, Ms. Elsworth dropped Matt and I at the club and she went off to baby-sit her nephews with Janet (she's such a good girl).
Matt was stuffed and wanted a double pernod, i got my 8th pint of the day..then we went to sit with Andy, Deano, Blacky and some others, Spug was with Hayley and Zak and said she was too tired to play out!
Matt and i got a taxi and we on one of the tall tables, soon to be joined by the cricket lads, all the girls were huddled by the window, we had 3 pints in there, well Matt had a double G&T, 1 Guinness and a tia maria...........the poofter!!
AP had seen his arse as they'd lost the cricket, i don't understand boys and their sports, but really he looked like someone had died, told him to take his miserable mug off home, Matt saw this as an opening to preach at me, how Andy was a very unsuitable match for me (he does this everytime i see him, speak to him or email him). He then got Caroline and Katy to join in.................la la la, i'm not listening!
He said he was far too full to go to the regal, we left and asked the lads what they were doing, Deano was up for pizza, Blacky wanted to pull, Andy wanted to go home and sulk, Matt wanted to stare up at the town hall in wonder and declare what a beautiful building it was (for Cleck). I sat on the steps outside the cobblers and tried to cheer Andy up, he's a moody fucker, it wasn't working had a quick kiss and a cuddle then off he went, think he was off to find Deano at the pizza place.
Matt then said he was up for whatever, i suggested going to the regal, sitting down, drinking more and talking bollocks, he readily agreed, so we did, Tina and Beth arrived they'd been looking all round Cleck for us!!!
We only seemed to have been in there 10 mins and all the lights came on, we'd had another 3 pints and i'd smoked 1/2 of Matt's fags as i'd done in all my 20.
The 4 of us got a cab up and i had a real wobble on, don't know why i'd not drunk that much!!!
Sunday the Sabbath, up, tescos, home, bath, full English breakfast, 2 wash loads, watered plants, Eastenders omnibus, roasted a chicken, read my book, made Mondays sandwiches, played with cats...........
No one phoned for Sunday shandies, Spug has fallen out with me, Sarah was at a bbq and Matt had gone home.
Was kind of glad as was very tired and had drunk enough Friday and Saturday to sink a ship.
Went up to bed at 10.30pm, got to sleep at around 1am, but still have had over 7 hours booze free sleep.
Glad!!!
posted by Karen @ 10:58 AM
1 Comments:
At 11:28 AM,
Matt said…
What a marvellous blog. Well done Karen. No spelling mistakes which makes a nice change although you need to learn about when to capitalise and when to use apostrophes.
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