Disappointing
No action whatsoever.....Yawn yawn
Friday did knack all at work, apart from fetching 2 x 18" pizzas from Costco at lunchtime, they were shite don't buy them.
Then took boss's sons Elliott and Daniel home to Allyidley, aka Allwoodley....yid, geddit?
The usual girlys out in the evening with the absence of Jo, maybe she's still in bed with her t'internet shag!
Well what can i say, we got in as much bother as a pack of nuns, it was SHITE!!!!!!!!
Dean and Rach came out just until last orders, big Mo was baby sitting!
I went to speak to Lynne in the Station, fed up of bumping in to her in the same pubs, for goodness sake i don't dislike the girl and it was getting a bit awkward, she hugged me then said "you can never stop being my friend, i know your soul".........okay then, was positively freaked!!!
Hayley, Beth, Spug, Tina and me went to the regal bar, which was erm, shite!
Nobody exciting out, Spug and me went for curry before midnight and left Hayley busting shapes on the dancefloor, think mebbe she had had a few sneaky lines of coke............ in bed for 12.30, told you rubbish!!
Saturday was much better.
Took old clothes to charity shop, in order to make space in wardrobe for my shopping addiction, called at tescos for supplies and bought myself some tulips as the last man to buy me flowers was erm!!!??! i'll get back to you on that one.
Met Spug at 4.30pm and we walked down to the sportsclub via the greenway, was a nice afternoon, we drank shandy in the sunshine...watched Andy play cricket, he was bowling 1/2 the time and the rest of the afternoon he was stood about with his hands in his pockets looking a bit gormless.
Chatted to Warren and Caroline (they'd been to tescos that morning for a bargain £2.50 breakfast, how old are they?).
Also chatted to Matt's Dad who loves his juicer and it's costing him a fortune in fruit, Katy and Chris were there with their puppy, Ozzy.
Oh yeah and Terry was there after bowls, couldn't look at him though was too embarrassed.
Dean, Rach and Hayley arrived with baby Megan, we had one more pint then went inside as it was getting a tad chilly.
Talked drivel, Megan started crying as she was hungry, so the House family left, Hayley went to take over Jennas shift behind the bar, the boys came in after Cricket (Cleck lost).
Dean Worrall came over and kneed me up the arse then swung me round, John Porritt came over to say hiya Karen, Andy was outside talking to some geezer.
He did however come into the bar later and looked over in slow motion, Spug burst out laughing which wasn't ideal.
What a strange strange relationship we have and what a very very difficult cycle to break.
I didn't create too much of a fuss as i expected the boys to be in town later, Warren and Caroline were supposedly going to a posh italian Restaurant in Brighouse but when Spug and i departed at 9pm, they were still guzzling pints of easy rider and bottles of blue wkd respectively.
We met Beth and Tina in spoons had 2 in there, 1 in the Turnstiles and 1 in the Station, by which time i descided to have water as i was so full of beer if i tilted my head forward i feared i might spill some.
Regal, we sat down until it busied up, (it never did)...Spug left at 11.30pm.
We 3 ventured to the 1/2 dead dancefloor, i was absolutely determined not to have my night cut short because Andy hadn't turned up, i was staying for the duration.
Randoms on the dancefloor, some man with earrings pawing Tina, Eugene from the film Grease, wearing a tweed jacket and jam jar bottom glasses, thought he'd try his look with me, i stared at him horrified until Loz rasta d.j scooped me up into the box and said "i sense all is not well, i am always looking out for you , anyone causing you any discomfort you tell them that you are with me, that i am your man".
Who needs batman, when we have our own resident superhero sporting a string vest?!?
Tina followed me in the ladies and was bellowing "Karen are you in here? just sometimes you say you're nipping to the loo then go home without telling anyone".
Realised Beth had left, so just we two remaining.
What else, Neil Jackson swung me round as said i smelt lovely, my weekly bath did the trick then.
Some boy at the bar offered to buy me a beer, he was called Raymond Binns, but i could call him Binnsy!! he built garages but his main source of income came from his wheeling and dealing and he was in Andy Porritts class at school..... okay then!
We left near to the end, Tina insisted i go for curry, i wasn't really that fussed.......but went anyway, we then decided now would be a good time to have a really deep and meaningfull conversation about the men in our life and how much we really really got on, one hour later we were still sat there....oh heck! Javved wasn't fussed.
Bedfordshire 2am.
Sunday the Sabbath the day of rest.
Awoke early looked at the roller bling that i had rived off the wall last night in a drunken stupor, fixed it then drove to Marlos, to retrieve my lawnmower they had borrowed weeks ago.
Mowed lawn, weeded garden did 2 loads of washing, made a roast beef Sunday dinner, stripped bed, started a new book, it then got to 7.30pm i was doing lots of tutting and pacing about, realised i was bored ridged.............need to go out,called Ruth who was going to Martyns and wouldn't be coming to the pub, also called MJ who had been at a christening all day and had no intention of going out tonight! phoned superstar Spug and arranged to have a few lagertops at 8pm.
Hoorah!
Had 5 beers in the pub, was a very pleasant evening, nice chats, James arrived with t'other 1/2 James, i told him how jealous i was about his Neil Diamond concert tickets!!
A few men in suits came in blathered they'd been to the Races in Ripon, amongst these were the Brook Twins, one of whom i'd had a brief encounter with back in 1995, also in the party was Andy Corfield, who i went to school with is also a rugga bugga and Spug thinks he's lovely. Dave Brook was mullered, gave me a kiss that ranted on about what he's done in the last decade.........yawn!
We were then joined by Jenna who'd txt in advance and pre-ordered 1/2 lager, she was on her way back from horizontal jogging at Joff's house, 2 really pissed up annoying young boys came to sit with us, Spug was laughing along with them , i just thought they were really fucking juvenille........by the look on Jennas face she thought the same.
Finished our beer and Jenna dropped me and Spuggy off home, asleep before 11pm........
Leapt out of bed this morning with a spring in my step, only this week to trudge through then i have 10 days off work....
Hoo fucking rah!!!!!!!!
Friday did knack all at work, apart from fetching 2 x 18" pizzas from Costco at lunchtime, they were shite don't buy them.
Then took boss's sons Elliott and Daniel home to Allyidley, aka Allwoodley....yid, geddit?
The usual girlys out in the evening with the absence of Jo, maybe she's still in bed with her t'internet shag!
Well what can i say, we got in as much bother as a pack of nuns, it was SHITE!!!!!!!!
Dean and Rach came out just until last orders, big Mo was baby sitting!
I went to speak to Lynne in the Station, fed up of bumping in to her in the same pubs, for goodness sake i don't dislike the girl and it was getting a bit awkward, she hugged me then said "you can never stop being my friend, i know your soul".........okay then, was positively freaked!!!
Hayley, Beth, Spug, Tina and me went to the regal bar, which was erm, shite!
Nobody exciting out, Spug and me went for curry before midnight and left Hayley busting shapes on the dancefloor, think mebbe she had had a few sneaky lines of coke............ in bed for 12.30, told you rubbish!!
Saturday was much better.
Took old clothes to charity shop, in order to make space in wardrobe for my shopping addiction, called at tescos for supplies and bought myself some tulips as the last man to buy me flowers was erm!!!??! i'll get back to you on that one.
Met Spug at 4.30pm and we walked down to the sportsclub via the greenway, was a nice afternoon, we drank shandy in the sunshine...watched Andy play cricket, he was bowling 1/2 the time and the rest of the afternoon he was stood about with his hands in his pockets looking a bit gormless.
Chatted to Warren and Caroline (they'd been to tescos that morning for a bargain £2.50 breakfast, how old are they?).
Also chatted to Matt's Dad who loves his juicer and it's costing him a fortune in fruit, Katy and Chris were there with their puppy, Ozzy.
Oh yeah and Terry was there after bowls, couldn't look at him though was too embarrassed.
Dean, Rach and Hayley arrived with baby Megan, we had one more pint then went inside as it was getting a tad chilly.
Talked drivel, Megan started crying as she was hungry, so the House family left, Hayley went to take over Jennas shift behind the bar, the boys came in after Cricket (Cleck lost).
Dean Worrall came over and kneed me up the arse then swung me round, John Porritt came over to say hiya Karen, Andy was outside talking to some geezer.
He did however come into the bar later and looked over in slow motion, Spug burst out laughing which wasn't ideal.
What a strange strange relationship we have and what a very very difficult cycle to break.
I didn't create too much of a fuss as i expected the boys to be in town later, Warren and Caroline were supposedly going to a posh italian Restaurant in Brighouse but when Spug and i departed at 9pm, they were still guzzling pints of easy rider and bottles of blue wkd respectively.
We met Beth and Tina in spoons had 2 in there, 1 in the Turnstiles and 1 in the Station, by which time i descided to have water as i was so full of beer if i tilted my head forward i feared i might spill some.
Regal, we sat down until it busied up, (it never did)...Spug left at 11.30pm.
We 3 ventured to the 1/2 dead dancefloor, i was absolutely determined not to have my night cut short because Andy hadn't turned up, i was staying for the duration.
Randoms on the dancefloor, some man with earrings pawing Tina, Eugene from the film Grease, wearing a tweed jacket and jam jar bottom glasses, thought he'd try his look with me, i stared at him horrified until Loz rasta d.j scooped me up into the box and said "i sense all is not well, i am always looking out for you , anyone causing you any discomfort you tell them that you are with me, that i am your man".
Who needs batman, when we have our own resident superhero sporting a string vest?!?
Tina followed me in the ladies and was bellowing "Karen are you in here? just sometimes you say you're nipping to the loo then go home without telling anyone".
Realised Beth had left, so just we two remaining.
What else, Neil Jackson swung me round as said i smelt lovely, my weekly bath did the trick then.
Some boy at the bar offered to buy me a beer, he was called Raymond Binns, but i could call him Binnsy!! he built garages but his main source of income came from his wheeling and dealing and he was in Andy Porritts class at school..... okay then!
We left near to the end, Tina insisted i go for curry, i wasn't really that fussed.......but went anyway, we then decided now would be a good time to have a really deep and meaningfull conversation about the men in our life and how much we really really got on, one hour later we were still sat there....oh heck! Javved wasn't fussed.
Bedfordshire 2am.
Sunday the Sabbath the day of rest.
Awoke early looked at the roller bling that i had rived off the wall last night in a drunken stupor, fixed it then drove to Marlos, to retrieve my lawnmower they had borrowed weeks ago.
Mowed lawn, weeded garden did 2 loads of washing, made a roast beef Sunday dinner, stripped bed, started a new book, it then got to 7.30pm i was doing lots of tutting and pacing about, realised i was bored ridged.............need to go out,called Ruth who was going to Martyns and wouldn't be coming to the pub, also called MJ who had been at a christening all day and had no intention of going out tonight! phoned superstar Spug and arranged to have a few lagertops at 8pm.
Hoorah!
Had 5 beers in the pub, was a very pleasant evening, nice chats, James arrived with t'other 1/2 James, i told him how jealous i was about his Neil Diamond concert tickets!!
A few men in suits came in blathered they'd been to the Races in Ripon, amongst these were the Brook Twins, one of whom i'd had a brief encounter with back in 1995, also in the party was Andy Corfield, who i went to school with is also a rugga bugga and Spug thinks he's lovely. Dave Brook was mullered, gave me a kiss that ranted on about what he's done in the last decade.........yawn!
We were then joined by Jenna who'd txt in advance and pre-ordered 1/2 lager, she was on her way back from horizontal jogging at Joff's house, 2 really pissed up annoying young boys came to sit with us, Spug was laughing along with them , i just thought they were really fucking juvenille........by the look on Jennas face she thought the same.
Finished our beer and Jenna dropped me and Spuggy off home, asleep before 11pm........
Leapt out of bed this morning with a spring in my step, only this week to trudge through then i have 10 days off work....
Hoo fucking rah!!!!!!!!
posted by Karen @ 12:15 PM
2 Comments:
At 1:40 PM,
Karen said…
Richard are you deliberately trying to make me cry?
At 10:38 PM,
kudos said…
Haha. Ray Binns just split up with his bird of 3 years 2 days before that night and was feeling a bit down. Thought he'd shag the fat slapper propping up the bar to make himself feel a little better. Thankfully he got rescued by a slim 21 year old blonde who he later married of course you left that bit out :-)
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