I have that mischievous glint in my eye

I think there with be some carrying on this evening.

I can feel it in my waters.

I'm like an uncoiled spring.

Had a mundane couple of days and feel the need to let rip.

There's a party atmosphere in the office today, David is 50 on Sunday, he's off skiing, we've had a collection, got him a cross pen which I've spent all morning buying and getting engraved.

Then I shut myself in the kitchen and came out with platters of sandwiches, cakes and the like.

Who's golden girl?.........I'm so ace, I can't put a foot wrong, I am a domestic goddess, Husbands apply within.

David gave us strict instructions not to get him the stripper we got for Leigh's 40th, (the one with the spikey pubes).

70 quid for taking your kit off in the middle of the day..........mind you, you'll be able to see it for free, approx 11pm this eveing in the station tavern......

No 14 is in town.