Huddersfield here I come!
So tonight we're frequenting Huddersfield with a group of Mark's friends - only 1 female for me to chat to but I'm not worried as I have Sharkeys cocktails to look forward to!
Last weekend was boring as per usual - nothing exciting happens in my life anymore - not like Karen's anyway.
Friday we went out after work with Gary, Rachel & Jody. Jody spent most of the evening explaining how her mum was moving to Bridlington without her and she needs somewhere to live - oh dear! Poor girl's only 16!
Rachel's dad turned up and was extemely rude so we were grateful when he left and could continue guzzling pints of lager! I lurve larger - shame i have the beer belly to prove it!
Myself and Mark went home to get ready to go out drinking with the delightful Zoe and Alan - NOT! TW*TS!
The night started ok apart from the fact that Mark had no money and the only reason we'd gone out was because he supposedly had more money that he thought - cheeky!
Told Zoe that he had no money and she relayed the information to Alan who was acting childish anyway - so much so that when I'd decided I'd had enough and made the excuse that me and Mark needed to talk (with a few tears to make it realistic) he freaked out like a spoilt get!
Got home and Zoe was texting asking if I was ok which was nice of her then Alan text saying 'I'm so f*cked off right now. You made us come out then you p*ss off home!'
I've had enough and decided that Zoe is my friend not Alan so in future I'll be going out alone with Zoe to avoid him being a tw*t!
Moving onto Saturday - went into Dewsbury to buy Mothers day cards and Tracy's 40th birthday present. We ran into our ever so friendly cousins Jane and John - looking extremely attractive with teeth missing and limps! Oh heck!
Saturday night we piled in Karen's new shiny car to go to Tracy's 40th birthday party. When we arrived Tracy was already on her way and Martyn was playing the host with the most.
All very good, polite conversation when the adults were in the room - then lots of swearing and giggling when they weren't. Tracy got her dad and Jim to neck flavoured vodka shots which was highly amusing as Jim normally only likes to neck bitter!
As the night went on the guests started to dispurse (including our Martyn who was tired and drunk so went to bed with guests still downstairs) until there was only Tracy, Mark and myself left up.
Ripped my poncho and skirt in my drunken stuper - was asked ridiculous questions by Tracy's daughter and friend like 'Why won't the Queen go to Charles' wedding?'
If only Matt was there - he would be able to answer sensibly - I just said she doesn't like churches so shes off for the p*ss up after! Thought that was a good answer after 5 shots and a crate of Carling!
Left at around 2.30am in a taxi that cost £9.00 - bargain from Mirfield and straight to bed!
Sunday - Mother's Day! Nothing more to say as we didn't go out as we had no pennies.
I'll be sure to let you know how this weekend goes as I'm backover at Martyn and Tracy's tomorrow night for party number 2 which has no relatives or children! I can see a carcrash coming on! xx
Last weekend was boring as per usual - nothing exciting happens in my life anymore - not like Karen's anyway.
Friday we went out after work with Gary, Rachel & Jody. Jody spent most of the evening explaining how her mum was moving to Bridlington without her and she needs somewhere to live - oh dear! Poor girl's only 16!
Rachel's dad turned up and was extemely rude so we were grateful when he left and could continue guzzling pints of lager! I lurve larger - shame i have the beer belly to prove it!
Myself and Mark went home to get ready to go out drinking with the delightful Zoe and Alan - NOT! TW*TS!
The night started ok apart from the fact that Mark had no money and the only reason we'd gone out was because he supposedly had more money that he thought - cheeky!
Told Zoe that he had no money and she relayed the information to Alan who was acting childish anyway - so much so that when I'd decided I'd had enough and made the excuse that me and Mark needed to talk (with a few tears to make it realistic) he freaked out like a spoilt get!
Got home and Zoe was texting asking if I was ok which was nice of her then Alan text saying 'I'm so f*cked off right now. You made us come out then you p*ss off home!'
I've had enough and decided that Zoe is my friend not Alan so in future I'll be going out alone with Zoe to avoid him being a tw*t!
Moving onto Saturday - went into Dewsbury to buy Mothers day cards and Tracy's 40th birthday present. We ran into our ever so friendly cousins Jane and John - looking extremely attractive with teeth missing and limps! Oh heck!
Saturday night we piled in Karen's new shiny car to go to Tracy's 40th birthday party. When we arrived Tracy was already on her way and Martyn was playing the host with the most.
All very good, polite conversation when the adults were in the room - then lots of swearing and giggling when they weren't. Tracy got her dad and Jim to neck flavoured vodka shots which was highly amusing as Jim normally only likes to neck bitter!
As the night went on the guests started to dispurse (including our Martyn who was tired and drunk so went to bed with guests still downstairs) until there was only Tracy, Mark and myself left up.
Ripped my poncho and skirt in my drunken stuper - was asked ridiculous questions by Tracy's daughter and friend like 'Why won't the Queen go to Charles' wedding?'
If only Matt was there - he would be able to answer sensibly - I just said she doesn't like churches so shes off for the p*ss up after! Thought that was a good answer after 5 shots and a crate of Carling!
Left at around 2.30am in a taxi that cost £9.00 - bargain from Mirfield and straight to bed!
Sunday - Mother's Day! Nothing more to say as we didn't go out as we had no pennies.
I'll be sure to let you know how this weekend goes as I'm backover at Martyn and Tracy's tomorrow night for party number 2 which has no relatives or children! I can see a carcrash coming on! xx
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