Baby Maisie is poorly

Poor Maisie, i couldn't even find her this morning, she was under the spare bed, looking very glum indeed. She didn't even want to play out yesterday and she won't eat or drink. Off to the vets if no better tomorrow.

I've just done in a mini Morrisons salad, with a boiled egg and a sausage roll and i don't feel any different.

Oh i was ill this morning, It started off a very pleasant day, all chores done went to Marlo's for Mothers day Sunday lunch cooked by Jim. Truth be told it wasn't very nice, but mustn't grumble, Steven was ill and ate his in his P'J's, Ruth provided the pudding and i did nowt, anyhow that Elsworth should have a health warning attached.........
Another nursey nursey was present last night Katy, she works with Sarah in Great Bluddy Yarmouth and was just passing or summert.

So i collected them at 5.45pm after picking Spug (i'm just nipping to the bank) up from the top carpark at the sportsclub, Sarah was calling me Nobba for the bovver we caused in the in taxi rank, so when we got to my house i put on AP's wig as a disguise, to venture back in to Cleck.

We got a taxi as it was minus 2 degrees, we called at the bank for not just Spug but the 2 nurses as well, then in Spoons we huddled in the corner with our lagertops to warm up.
The beer flowed and it flowed, i ended up in carcrash round with Sarah, Katy did a lot of talking to say she was new, Dean and Rach turned up later and Rach ate 48 packets of crisps for the baby.

On my 4th visit to the loo, i came downstairs..............no Spug! guess where she was? THE BANK!!!!!!!
Give me strength, MJW called in for a lime and soda (30p) on his way back from his parents, i worry about that boy, he stayed in Friday and Saturday night and actually described his weekend as being nice and relaxing, god isn't that what you go to work for?

I digress, so stumbling up to last orders Sarah's slurring at the barmaid, what can i get for a tenner? back she comes, with a tray of drinks......1 pint of stella, 1 pint of carling, 3 vodka shots, 1 bag of quavers oh yeah and 1 shot of LIME?
Nobba...........last orders were called, we dragged Spug off the bandit after she'd put all next months wage in.

Sarah, Spug, Rach, Dean and Katy all went for pizza.............i really needed my bed, so i just got in a taxi without saying goodbye.
£2.50 fayre and home, fell out of the taxi Bridgett Jones Stylee, then vaugely remember trying to coax Bev's cat in my house as i would make a much better parent.
Woke up this morning with an empty wine glass at the side of the bed and one poorly cat under it.
I feel rubbish and so does Maisie.