This was blogged approx 5 months ago

How i've grown as a person, matured while he's been away!! Oh i am SO over him.

Wednesday, September 29, 2004

He's gone
No more kisses, cuddles, sexBut on the upside
1.I don't have to shave my legs for 1/2 a year.
2.No waxing my bikini line (if i don't want).
3.No need to go to the regal EVERY Fri. and Sat.
4.I can go new places and meet NEW young boys.
5.No more crying when he's "wi lads, you know how it is".
6.Think of the money i'll save not having to go out both weekend nights.
7.His mate won't be using my spare room any more.
8.Dean'll save a fortune not having to buy me a pint every time i cry.

More to the point, the next man i get involved with.
1.Will be able to string more than 2 sentences together whilst sober.
2.Will know what the word commitment means.
3.Ideally will not live with his parents.
4.Won't pick my cat up like a handbag.
5. Will not think turning up on my doorstep pissed is a romantic gesture.

So if anyone knows any eligible young men who can tackle/tame a party girl. You all have my email address.

A big knob would be a bonus!