its madness!
where did my weekend go? i remeber been woken up by a 4 year old at 6.30 am on friday morning and i went to work yestarday but the days in between now appear to be a complete mystery..
well, besides a couple off flashbacks that i'm in deniel of most of them. things however i do know for certain though are:
managed to aviod getting in to a round with horner for first 2 pubs, then disaster stuck horner was at the bar taking requests. i was sucked in and the mess began!!
don't remember much else till i was climbing the stair to the most exclusive wine bar in cleckvilles.
as soon as we were in i announced i not drinking anymore and was v. proud of myself i would just maintain this happy drunkness for a couple of hours, have a curry and live happy ever after!
walked striaght in to the pea grower, 10 min chat then vodka was required to stop my little heart pounding. then went to find the saftey of my friends, what is about my friends? not satified getting me complete wankered cupid (aka horner) decided she'd get me laid. so of she went to put a good word in for me.
anyway after karen had trust 3 more bottles of smirnoff ice in my hand insisting they were from a loved one and i could no longer stand up i agreeed to go home with rich.
i know its not just me that does really stupid thing in front of people they really like and it is this fact that is stopping me from being suicidal, anyway poor rich he didn't understand the horner effect! i spent 20 mins decorating the bathroom as soon as we got in, he spent a futher 20 mins cleaning up my bright red puke as i slept, i then redecorated it again instisting it looked better blackcurrent colour (what a twat ) rich obvious got fed up of this game and offered me his bedroom bin which is about the sme size as a tea cup!!!
anyway woke up in a v. nice position at about 4.30am feeling on top of the world!
however still managed to sleep alday sat till 6pm then went to aq murder mystery party wi all family great fun champagn and wine hooray even janet was tipsy!!
spent all day sunday on train went via mars to get back but well worth the trip to clecksville to see its smiley happy residents.
well, besides a couple off flashbacks that i'm in deniel of most of them. things however i do know for certain though are:
managed to aviod getting in to a round with horner for first 2 pubs, then disaster stuck horner was at the bar taking requests. i was sucked in and the mess began!!
don't remember much else till i was climbing the stair to the most exclusive wine bar in cleckvilles.
as soon as we were in i announced i not drinking anymore and was v. proud of myself i would just maintain this happy drunkness for a couple of hours, have a curry and live happy ever after!
walked striaght in to the pea grower, 10 min chat then vodka was required to stop my little heart pounding. then went to find the saftey of my friends, what is about my friends? not satified getting me complete wankered cupid (aka horner) decided she'd get me laid. so of she went to put a good word in for me.
anyway after karen had trust 3 more bottles of smirnoff ice in my hand insisting they were from a loved one and i could no longer stand up i agreeed to go home with rich.
i know its not just me that does really stupid thing in front of people they really like and it is this fact that is stopping me from being suicidal, anyway poor rich he didn't understand the horner effect! i spent 20 mins decorating the bathroom as soon as we got in, he spent a futher 20 mins cleaning up my bright red puke as i slept, i then redecorated it again instisting it looked better blackcurrent colour (what a twat ) rich obvious got fed up of this game and offered me his bedroom bin which is about the sme size as a tea cup!!!
anyway woke up in a v. nice position at about 4.30am feeling on top of the world!
however still managed to sleep alday sat till 6pm then went to aq murder mystery party wi all family great fun champagn and wine hooray even janet was tipsy!!
spent all day sunday on train went via mars to get back but well worth the trip to clecksville to see its smiley happy residents.
posted by Anonymous @ 4:13 PM
1 Comments:
At 12:46 PM,
Matt said…
The most exclusive wine bar in cleckville? You freak!
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